Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Alaska Thunderfuck said:
She's still getting high (glassy eyed, floaty, giggly, slurring), still not eating halal (it's been explained to her multiple times now that McDonald's in Canada is haram), and now we're speculating that Salah is fake and gay in parts of her streams. Remind me again why we're supposed to believe they're soulmates and she's really changing for the better as she mini rages about FFG and Negz while live? Kuwait IS going to tank her main channel--this is not debatable. She's not packing for the end of the month and will wait until the last minute, as will cuck Peetz, she still hasn't made preparations for the cats when most functional adults would have this stuff figured out by now... the clock is ticking for them and this retard is blowing $800 a week in groceries and even more on fast food when she should be working on her debt. 40 year old woman. Christ.
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Because fat.

She thinks she is smart and right. She's actually a pea-brained calculating re-re who isn't smart at all and can only calculate in very small doses of information. She's basically Bowser in Mario Kart with a red shell and still misses the mark.
 
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L. Ron Hubbard's Cat said:
Okay, I've been sitting on this tinfoil for a while, but here we go.

I believe that Chat-Salad is, at best, only sometimes the real Salad. I believe a Beezer is running that account. Specifically, Missy Moo.
Why? Well, in no particular order:
  • Timezones. Gunt used to have to "stream quietly" because Salad was asleep. He did go out at night, but he was never as degenerate with his sleep cycle as Gunt. It's like 5am in Kuwait right now and he's actively modding her chat. IF he has a job -- IF -- this makes it even more unlikely it's him (unless he works all night and also has time to mod)
  • Missy Moo's fall from grace was weird and unconvincing. It's documented elsewhere, so I won't go into it. But she "fell out" with Gunt just in time for all this to start, and now she's free to mod Gunt's chat (for free, I'm sure)
  • The couples account in particular speaks in this bizarre faux-ESL that doesn't ring true. I won't linguistics-sperg too much, but there is a pattern in the types of mistakes people make when learning a new language. "Salad's" mistakes are random, inconsistent, and simply don't sound like someone learning to speak English. They sound like someone imitating someone learning to speak English. Granted, he is especially retarded, but this still doesn't add up.
  • No one's allowed to ask (or even really talk about) Islam in the chat anymore. This is true even though Salad obviously isn't that religious, and yet some of the questions were things someone who grew up in a Muslim country would easily be able to answer. Missy Moo (or whoever) needs more time to Google the answers and copy-paste them into the chat -- which she HAS been caught doing before.
  • Speaking of being caught doing dumb shit, the recent quotation marks incident shows that Gunt is feeding SOMEONE lines to paste into chat. We're assuming it's Salad because, again, he's especially retarded, but Missy Moo is no rocket surgeon herself.
  • Just the dumb shit in general that this account says. It just sounds like a die-hard Beezer who has been around a while and is used to making excuses for Gunt. Similar to the strange lack of knowledge about Islam, whoever's running this account has some bizarre things to say about Kuwaiti laws, immigration, etc.
This would also square with Uncle Alaa telling us that Salad was dumping Gunt, but I don't know how much I trust Uncle Alaa anyway. Still, it would explain why he was dumping her and yet also modding for her.

I could be wrong, but seriously, the evidence is stacking up for me.

Edit: ALSO! She seems to "totally not get high guizzzzzzzzzze" when the couples account is modding and acting particularly sus. I don't think this is 100% correlated, but I believe when the impostor is modding, she's more likely to get stoned than when it's the actual Salad. The larp is all.
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L. Ron Hubbard's Cat said:
Okay, I've been sitting on this tinfoil for a while, but here we go.

I believe that Chat-Salad is, at best, only sometimes the real Salad. I believe a Beezer is running that account. Specifically, Missy Moo.
Why? Well, in no particular order:
  • Timezones. Gunt used to have to "stream quietly" because Salad was asleep. He did go out at night, but he was never as degenerate with his sleep cycle as Gunt. It's like 5am in Kuwait right now and he's actively modding her chat. IF he has a job -- IF -- this makes it even more unlikely it's him (unless he works all night and also has time to mod)
  • Missy Moo's fall from grace was weird and unconvincing. It's documented elsewhere, so I won't go into it. But she "fell out" with Gunt just in time for all this to start, and now she's free to mod Gunt's chat (for free, I'm sure)
  • The couples account in particular speaks in this bizarre faux-ESL that doesn't ring true. I won't linguistics-sperg too much, but there is a pattern in the types of mistakes people make when learning a new language. "Salad's" mistakes are random, inconsistent, and simply don't sound like someone learning to speak English. They sound like someone imitating someone learning to speak English. Granted, he is especially retarded, but this still doesn't add up.
  • No one's allowed to ask (or even really talk about) Islam in the chat anymore. This is true even though Salad obviously isn't that religious, and yet some of the questions were things someone who grew up in a Muslim country would easily be able to answer. Missy Moo (or whoever) needs more time to Google the answers and copy-paste them into the chat -- which she HAS been caught doing before.
  • Speaking of being caught doing dumb shit, the recent quotation marks incident shows that Gunt is feeding SOMEONE lines to paste into chat. We're assuming it's Salad because, again, he's especially retarded, but Missy Moo is no rocket surgeon herself.
  • Just the dumb shit in general that this account says. It just sounds like a die-hard Beezer who has been around a while and is used to making excuses for Gunt. Similar to the strange lack of knowledge about Islam, whoever's running this account has some bizarre things to say about Kuwaiti laws, immigration, etc.
This would also square with Uncle Alaa telling us that Salad was dumping Gunt, but I don't know how much I trust Uncle Alaa anyway. Still, it would explain why he was dumping her and yet also modding for her.

I could be wrong, but seriously, the evidence is stacking up for me.

Edit: ALSO! She seems to "totally not get high guizzzzzzzzzze" when the couples account is modding and acting particularly sus. I don't think this is 100% correlated, but I believe when the impostor is modding, she's more likely to get stoned than when it's the actual Salad. The larp is all.
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You've blown the top off the whole operation, this makes far too much sense. So, the question now is, where is Salah?
 
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Chilli Soup said:
You've blown the top off the whole operation, this makes far too much sense. So, the question now is, where is Salah?
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Other than Chins posting pictures of the hamster that “salad sent her” he’s not shown any videos or pictures. I’m finding it very hard to believe they wouldn’t do a couples streaming video while apart or even have him do a short of the cage. I think he’s dusted her.
 
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I agree with the majority opinion here. Can't think of a reason why Salah would be using not only his personal account (that one I believe is always him - he uses it to announce when he goes live and actually made Chantal blush with those counting stars copy pastas), but also the couple's channel account which aside from moderating Chantal's chat currently does nothing. I think Chantal needed a moderator other than Salah to sit through her uneventful lives and Missy Moo was acceptable because she's female, insane and always online. Pretending to be Salah was just added to avoid drama with the other wrench thirsty beezers and confirm Chantal's continuous desirability. Her responses to whatever this account says are also less flirty and the interactions are more of the Chantal has been taking care of BBJ for 20 years, outstanding! sort than the previous can you teach me the language of angels cringe with Salah's personal account.

So I don't think Salah ghosted her completely, she was moderating his godawful gaming stream two days ago. But his involvement has slowed down. As someone already noticed, they stopped doing the Instagram tagging and he hasn't liked a post of hers in a while.
 
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When we think the "no-Salah" is on, notice she doesn't use the shy toddler voice & we don't get her version of 'demure rat face'. She's not as careful about how she speaks either.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
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When we think the "no-Salah" is on, notice she doesn't use the shy toddler voice & we don't get her version of 'demure rat face'. She's not as careful about how she speaks either.
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They showed Chins and Pee the apartment after the previous tenants had moved out but before they did any cleaning. (And Chins complained about how "dirty" it was because they had kids. 🤣) I don't think they're even going to be able to show it until after Chins and Peetz are gone and they have thoroughly fixed and fumigated that place. Otherwise, it will be more than "We'll replace the carpet." It will be "Yes, we'll get the cat pee smell out, we'll replace the carpet, we'll repair the kitchen floor, we'll fix the chips in the cabinets, we'll repair the holes in the walls, we'll exterminate the fruit flies, we'll get rid of the smell of vomit wafting up from the floor vents...etc, etc.)
 
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shameful existence said:
So I don't think Salah ghosted her completely, she was moderating his godawful gaming stream two days ago. But his involvement has slowed down. As someone already noticed, they stopped doing the Instagram tagging and he hasn't liked a post of hers in a while.
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Ah, so Salad cut back his hours. Maybe he's had a life change? Did his real wife have a baby or something?
 
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Carolina Divina said:
They're gonna need some sage, a few Buddhist monks, and a lot shit ton of holy water.

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They may need the following:

* Naturum Demonto
* Necronomicon Ex Mortis
* Necronomicon as written by Abdul Alazared
* Several professors from Miskatonik University--including the Provost
* First Edition of Robert W. Chambers The King in Yellow
* First Edition of Ambrose Bierce collection containing A Resident of Carcosa
* A copy of Clive Barker's Dread--just to be sure.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
Her REIT isn't worried. Currently no vacancies in her community listed but her size & style of unit is now renting for $1,995/month:

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When we think the "no-Salah" is on, notice she doesn't use the shy toddler voice & we don't get her version of 'demure rat face'. She's not as careful about how she speaks either.
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They've got at least one 2 bedroom available from 1 March.
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Sorry if this has been said, having trouble with the site, but has anyone seen Salah or heard his voice since Kuwait? If not, why? Chantal should have no problem doing a little couples proof of life stream for 5 minutes, being married and in love and all. What’s she afraid of?
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He streamed on his channel 8 days ago and Chantal was modding his chat.
shameful existence said:
Did this stream happen?
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I thought I watched a few minutes of it, but I may be confused and it was actually the one from eight days ago.
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I didn't even know about that one, sorry.
 
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