What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Mr Bubbless]

SSRIs fuck kids up and leave them open for the federal government to groom them into becoming mass shooters.

I genuinely used to think this was a meme but it's actually the case. I remember my whole life I never had thoughts about hurting others, but after my psychiatrist put me on Zoloft and Seroquel I began having thoughts about killing people. It was so strange, it's like there was a switch in me. The thoughts have subsided after I went cold turkey off them a year ago but it still haunts me how easy it is to fuck up peoples' brains with drugs. SSRIs should be completely banned in my opinion. It's not a coincidence literally every shooter or psycho is taking them, they permanently fuck up your brain.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have a new conspiracy I completely believe in.

The anti-mask push was lead by the FBI and other federal agencies.

The FBI has been known to push baseless conspiracy theories and back conspiracy nutjobs before. They did it with UFOs where they would infiltrate UFO groups and back the most insane conspiracy theories of them all. They did this so that people would dismiss UFO sightings by associating them with crazies, because the UFO sightings were often experimental aircraft.

What does this have to do with masks? Well, most mass shooters these days are right-wing nutjobs. Right wingers are also far more likely to be uneducated simpletons that are susceptible to baseless conspiracy theories; for example, look how many A&Hers claim that listening to Alex Jones makes them know more about medicine than doctors. So, the FBI pushed that masks make you die from lack of oxygen and all that other retarded crap so that right-wingers would not wear masks. Why? Because they don't want people who are more likely to do mass shootings to be covering their faces. It worked great, too. On Jan 6th when the insurrectionists were so retarded that they didn't wear masks when attempting a coup because they believed wearing masks would make them look weak and like liberals who listen to doctors and scientists over Tucker Carlson when it comes to medical info.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

This is another new theory I believe 100%:

Apparently when the Alaska Pipeline was built in the 1970's to export crude oil reserves from the North Slope to the lower 48, there was actually a huge discovery of oil in the Arctic Wildlife Preserve- in fact, so much oil was discovered that if used it could make The United States not only completely self-sufficient in hydrocarbons- but a dominant global exporter of them for an estimated time period of 200 years!

Apparently though the project was personally killed off by Henry Kissinger, who played a behind-the-scenes role in instituting many of the nonsense environmental regulations that cripple the Alaskan economy to this day- partly because an economically self-sufficient Alaska is seen as an immense threat by the US Federal Government.

 

[byuu]

Apparently though the project was personally killed off by Henry Kissinger, who played a behind-the-scenes role in instituting many of the nonsense environmental regulations that cripple the Alaskan economy to this day- partly because an economically self-sufficient Alaska is seen as an immense threat by the US Federal Government.

So they're scared of the ten people that live in Alaska?

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

So they're scared of the ten people that live in Alaska?

About as many people live in Tibet and watch how much China spergs about the Dalai Lama to this day. It's not the population of Alaska that is important- but the geographical location and resources that make it arguably the most strategically important territory the US has control over.

 

[Araiguma_]

I'll disagree with the Global Warming theory in the OP. I think Global Warming is one of several concurrent plots to destabilize the United States, funded and directed by the Chinese and the Russians.

I would be open to see your proof to support this theory or even just how you came to that conclusion.
I don't think the chinese nor the russians are making climate change happen.

 

[frap]

Some super low stakes conspiracies:

The Grammys being last night reminded of this one: Adele only ended her first marriage so she'd have new material for her most recent album. She was happy to exploit her young son for material so I think ending her marriage was probably no big deal in the grand scheme if it meant more money/awards/fawning attention.

I'm also not convinced her success isn't entirely down to sales manipulation, because I don't know a single person who likes the woman or her music/singing. She exists solely for the music industry as a family-friendly bland money-making alternative to the now-dead Amy Winehouse.

 

[skykiii]

Not sure to what extent these count as "conspiracy theories" but....

I honestly have trouble believing most of the people I interact with online (particularly redditors or youtube commenters) are actually real people.

for that matter I have a pseudo-solipsism specifically with regards to the internet and media where basically I sometimes take a step back and say "wait... did I actually see this happen? Do I have any reason to believe this is a thing?"

I told my mom last time we visited the above, summarizing it like this: Sure, television and computers tell me it happened... but that's the same device that tells me Spider-Man defeated Doctor Octopus today, and I know that's wrong...

....It was Electro he defeated today. Doc Ock was months ago. Typical fake news!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would be open to see your proof to support this theory or even just how you came to that conclusion.
I don't think the chinese nor the russians are making climate change happen.

I don't have evidence, just a gut feeling.

It's not that they're making the climate change per se, it's that they're funding the environmentalist groups and using them as proxies to break down American industries and businesses in the name of "saving the planet." Which would be hilarious in China's case, as they genuinely don't care about things like pollution.

Given that environmentalists are also in bed with far-left whackdoodles like antifa, the whole thing stinks to high heaven. And I'm not referring to their collective body odors. Neither they nor China and Russia are our friends, so I wouldn't put it past, say, the Russians to quietly fund their activities.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Is there anyone who leans towards more outlandish conspiracies like the giant proto-human skeletons hidden by world governments or something? Are there lesser known or culturally unique ones to read about? They're often genuinely fun reading and I even like to listen to the reasoning from true believers.
'Real' conspiracies, that is the mundane derangement of the globalist elite just gets depressing.

 

[Bonesjones]

Is there anyone who leans towards more outlandish conspiracies like the giant proto-human skeletons hidden by world governments or something? Are there lesser known or culturally unique ones to read about? They're often genuinely fun reading and I even like to listen to the reasoning from true believers.
'Real' conspiracies, that is the mundane derangement of the globalist elite just gets depressing.

Flat Earth is real, Satellites are not. It wasn't a Chinese spy balloon that flew over the USA, it was an out of position telecommunications one. It flew too low and was too big to ignore, so they went with the cover story.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Flat Earth is real, Satellites are not. It wasn't a Chinese spy balloon that flew over the USA, it was an out of position telecommunications one. It flew too low and was too big to ignore, so they went with the cover story.

I like your flavor of crazy
Keep talking

 

[Enjoy_the_Soylence]

Kubrick was murdered over Eyes Wide Shut hitting too close to home. Warner Bros incinerated the 24 minutes that night.

 

[870EVO]

I don't have evidence, just a gut feeling.

It's not that they're making the climate change per se, it's that they're funding the environmentalist groups and using them as proxies to break down American industries and businesses in the name of "saving the planet." Which would be hilarious in China's case, as they genuinely don't care about things like pollution.

Given that environmentalists are also in bed with far-left whackdoodles like antifa, the whole thing stinks to high heaven. And I'm not referring to their collective body odors. Neither they nor China and Russia are our friends, so I wouldn't put it past, say, the Russians to quietly fund their activities.

The Climate Change Evangelism is part grifting, part corporate profits, part pseudo religion.

On the ground the activists completely believe everything coming down from up top, and they receive funding and donations to keep the grift going, they are going fine.

At the middle level, corps see a new industry that can make profits from, and also, they also need to be replaced, which will generate more profits, great! Ignore the waste and environmental impact making all this shit will cause though lol.

At the top level, they are the true believers in the things like the Georgia guidestones said, that in order to live in harmony with the planet, so 500 million world population is max.

Once you take all the above factors into account, you can get a clearer picture on why everyone seems to be making seemingly retarded decisions.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

What does this have to do with masks? Well, most mass shooters these days are right-wing nutjobs. Right wingers are also far more likely to be uneducated simpletons that are susceptible to baseless conspiracy theories;

So, the FBI pushed that masks make you die from lack of oxygen and all that other retarded crap so that right-wingers would not wear masks. Why? Because they don't want people who are more likely to do mass shootings to be covering their faces.

You think blacks are all secretly “right-wingers”?

I’ll give it to you, that is a weird conspiracy alright.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I believe aliens(as in life on other planets) not existing is impossible. There are at least thousands of galaxies. You're telling me only one of those galaxies has a planet that can support life?

Down with Milky Way supremacy!

 

[thog]

Potential shooters are groomed by glowniggers in order to boost gun deaths so the government can use fear from the niggercattle populace in order to institute more gun control because an armed populace is inconvenient.

John McAfee didn't kill himself.

The US destroyed Nord Stream.

Intel ME and AMD PSP are both hardware level backdoors for when nothing else works to break into someone's system. This may explain why the NSA knows how to disable it but they won't tell us.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I'm not sure if this exactly has a name, but I like to call it The Great Sissification.

I hear a lot of vegans making a lot of noise about how awful eating meat is for the environment, and while I do realize that with all the farms across the world killing livestock - that probably does take a lot of energy - but I don't necessarily think that it's as bad as celebrities taking 10 minute private jet rides to go across California.
I think veganism (and more specifically, soy products and seed oils) are being pushed on people (specifically men) because of the amount of estrogen in them. With more men eating the goyslop, it's no wonder why their T levels are going down and they start to become pornsick, have erectile dysfunction, and eventually troon out. Men of yore did not survive on bug protein and soy meal replacement shakes.
Really, think about it. Do you know any vegans who are built like Rich Piana (well not exactly like him but you get the point)? I also notice that many Millennial men are vegans, much more so than Gen X or Gen Z. We are going through a population decline with the lowest amount of births since 1979.
It's clear to see that Millennial men have become less desirable in their dating pools, especially as women become more educated and want to "settle down" once they're completely post-wall. This is also why many of them opt for polyamorous relationships, because they can't fucking stand each other and at least they get to knowingly cuck the guys they're with.
On to my other point about Millennial men trooning out, go on Twitter. Look at "egg" account followers and Stinkditch threads here. You'll see that the average age of these troons is (most likely) < 33. They're already used to eating estrogen filled foods (which also make their dicks smaller), so surely injecting it and starting HRT will be no problemo. Extra bonus they get to turn into a cute anime girl uwu

I don't know, maybe I'm a schizo. What part of "I will not eat the bugs" did they not get?!

 

[PedoSec]

Probably not much of a conspiracy theory anymore but this "inflation" the Federal Reserve is combating is actually wage growth. They are trying to stop you from buying so much stuff by making it more expensive to borrow money until your employer lays you off (because borrowing money helps companies with poor cashflow make payroll, among other reasons). Making sure you never get another raise might work too except that we're at almost zero unemployment, so workers have some room to negotiate on salary. And we can't have that.

Why is this necessary in the first place? Why now after over 10 years of near zero interest rates and low inflation? Because politicians feared the wrath of covid doomers, shut everything down, and then approved round after round of helicopter money. Something to think about next time the media and influencers, neither of whom give a fuck about your wellbeing, cook up a boogeyman. I'm probably preaching to the choir at this point though.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I think that the woke left desperately wants the far right to actually exist, and I think many of them try to drive people to them.

The alt right, neonazism, etc.

Were it not for such extreme political polarization, and the right occasionally aping leftist ideas (like economic collectivism) then the far left would still be dismissed as the lunatics they are.