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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 384 26.0%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 53 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,038 70.4%

  • Total voters
    1,475



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Well this is nice..

Disney to slash 7,000 jobs​

 
Well this is nice..

Disney to slash 7,000 jobs​

 
Disney should speed up modifying their offerings to suit a modern audience. That will bring the viewers/customers/fortunes back.

Star Wars for example. Why is Luke Skywalker not a trans woman? Luke should be trans and also have on screen sex with Chewbakka. They can suck eachothers dog-dick/girl-dick. It will be enormously progressive and inclusive. Do it.
You have to do this Disney and the new modern audience will come back and make you profitable.
 
Well this is nice..

Disney to slash 7,000 jobs​

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Oh no! Disney fired the last CEO for listening to investors by trying to steer the company to being apolitical for profit entertainment company again by replacing him with a cunt that promised to double on woke shit against the investors ended up firing 7K employees? Boo-hoo.
 
Toy Story 5, Zootopia 2, and Frozen 3. Gotta ride those cash cows instead of making a 2D hand drawn movie about Baba Yaga or a Lion King/Tarzan crossover. Such is life when dealing with a company like this.
I've frequently thought that Slavic myths are very underrepresented. At least in well-known brands of Western storytelling.
 
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Oh no! Disney fired the last CEO for listening to investors by trying to steer the company to being apolitical for profit entertainment company again by replacing him with a cunt that promised to double on woke shit against the investors ended up firing 7K employees? Boo-hoo.
Am I the only one who kinda doesn't really buy Chapek was even trying to un wokify Disney.
The man was hand picked by Iger as a fall guy successor so even if he was chosen because he was useless, he probably aligned somewhat with the board just in case he accidentally did something.
I really think Chapek would of cancelled a few notable projects if he was but he was committed to maintaining an endless stream of movies and D+ shows up till the end and by some accounts intending to double down on it for"better brand synergy".

It all depended on whether you believe that guy who he tried to make the head of all media productions was anti woke or not, and I really can't remember a single thing about the guy let alone his name.
 
The new claims of Luke Skywalker and obi wan being gay gave me cancer.
I hate modern media putting agenda over quality writing, and I can't wait for such a choice to pay out with even bigger failures.
Also in the "which is better" they should specify the version of Chicken little, since the 1943 short is brilliant, unlike the other one featuring Buck Cuck
 
Disney needs new franchises, outside animation, remakes and PotC, all other hits they have had have been old ips from studios they have bought rather than internally development projects.

Not everyone is a Star Wars and Marvel fan, and even those who are fans don't want to just watch 5+ projects of each every year

Y'know, it's funny you say that...
 
Answering this question and others would only be the tip of the iceberg, were Disney to actively pursue a deal with Warner Bros. to buy Harry Potter. Long before those questions are asked, we need to ask whether Harry Potter is the right intellectual property for Disney–and whether this satirical trip down imagination lane could ever have any merit to it.

It's bullshit clickbait
 
I really doubt that, Disney right now don't have the money for it even if WB would be willing to sell it. Also reading it, seems like it just a "trust me bro" site with no source given.

I don't think it's likely either.

Assuming it is true, I think that Warner Bros would be absolutely fucking retarded to sell the rights to Harry Potter - it must be the only thing keeping them afloat now, even if the world hasn't exactly been set alight by those Fantastic Breasts and How To Suck 'Em movies.
 
I don't think it's likely either.

Assuming it is true, I think that Warner Bros would be absolutely fucking retarded to sell the rights to Harry Potter - it must be the only thing keeping them afloat now, even if the world hasn't exactly been set alight by those Fantastic Breasts and How To Suck 'Em movies.
I've edited my post, read to the end of it (should have done it before posting) but it was meant to be "satirical"
 
Disney needs new franchises, outside animation, remakes and PotC
Even all these things won't save Disney because they would just make everything about the lgbtnsdap alphabet of awefulness. Disney is infested with woke groomers who don't care about the company and good storytelling. Their only goal is to turn everything into steaming piles of lgbt excrements.
 
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