حلال MrCKMongler / Albert Qaeda / Faggot Tree - had cybersex with ADF lol; eugenics survivor exceptional individual with a hateboner for pacer

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/helios127-woody-chan.6835/
Read this thread too for another instance of a retarded person who doesn't belong.
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Do you guys remember when Flyawaynow had a full on meltdown because Jace was off his meds and trying to kill him? He was whining about it being serious and to help him and how he'd shoot him if he showed up at his place and kiwis called him a pussy?

Every single one of you faggots whining about Phil going to LA sounds like Flyawaynow. Nothing would have happened except an unemployed homeless mans time would have been wasted and you're acting like he hasn't been there before already.
 
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Smutley said:
Do you guys remember when Flyawaynow had a full on meltdown because Jace was off his meds and trying to kill him? He was whining about it being serious and to help him and how he'd shoot him if he showed up at his place and kiwis called him a pussy?

Every single one of you faggots whining about Phil going to LA sounds like Flyawaynow. Nothing would have happened except an unemployed homeless mans time would have been wasted and you're acting like he hasn't been there before already.
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I think it was a dumb idea that wouldn't have lead to anything but not a dangerous one. If mongler just kept silent about the whole thing no one would have made fun of him and we'd have a man on the inside. The moment the plan turned into anything other than getting information was when the whole thing became garbage.
 
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Smutley said:
Every single one of you faggots whining about Phil going to LA sounds like Flyawaynow. Nothing would have happened except an unemployed homeless mans time would have been wasted and you're acting like he hasn't been there before already.
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Yeah but that's the difference. One is funny and on video and the other is a facebook post that may or may not feature all-caps.

Get it? Because FAN was doing funny stuff and getting funny stuff. MrCk is not funny and not doing funny stuff. Funny = good, not funny = bad.
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
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@MrCKMongler was a user who joined in 2013 and spent the next 2 years almost entirely lurking and only had a total of around 50 messages. However recently he became more active with posts such as this one where he advocates his own abortion
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until eventually he became one of the worst weens in our history when he made this thread
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/got-phils-trust.20339/
where he posted his currently in progress trolling plan against Phil and got called out by Phil of all people. He was banned for this incident.

But it wasn't over then because after being banned he became so butthurt about it that he created the sock @Albert Qaeda and started actually caring about this site. I posted on his profile immediately that I thought he was a sock and he decided to spam everyone with messages saying "/baph/ with trannies" (a failed splinter site made by @Glaive) because he had developed a hateboner for @Null

On the site he sent me a PM saying that @Albert Qaeda was his sock
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and then sent me this when he was banned
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that new sock being @Clubber Lang who did the same thing of spamming people PMs

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lol ok

CKMongler chimping in chat.

CKMongler whining on /cow/
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CKMongler's Motherless profile (subscribes to some guy with an uncut dick)
http://motherless.com/m/mrckmongler

CKMongler is into bestiality
https://www.beastforum.com/showuser-1480392.html

CKMongler knew he was halal all along


CKMongler also whines about not being able to go to movie night because he's an uninvited faggot.
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Mongler dragged me and several other mods into some tomfoolery to a limited degree, so I may as well bring it here.

At some point, Mongler approached me indicating he had somehow gotten into ADF's inner circle and decided to ask (of all people) me what to do about it.

At this point like a third of you are like: "Jaimas, what the hell is with your capability to be approached by spergs?"
And I have no answer, dear Kiwis.

But this aside, on with our tale. Having learned my lesson from experiences with previous spergs that started a convo with me apropos of nothing, and not knowing whether or not Mongler was on the level, I brought it up to our experts on ADF, @Smutley, @wagglyplacebo, and @chimpburgers. Waggly suggested that Mongler simply do butt stuff with ADF and then record it, but Smutley and Chimp saw a bit more potential, encouraging Mongler to keep things on the down-low for a greater potential payoff.

At this point, something fucked up because Phil's number got leaked, and Mongler proceeded to sperg out with the force of a thermonuclear device. The loss of ADF content was lamentable, but the fact that we still got something worth laughing about meant that it wasn't a total loss.

In the end, one thing is clear: Waggly was right and we should have encouraged Mongler to do butt stuff with Phil upon retrospect.
 
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Pepsi said:
It seems like this thread exists because he rustled some kiwi jimmies and fled to that autism.whatever site and started bad-talking kiwi.

Is there any funny off-site content that is confirmed to be his?
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lol nope, just adk crying about his precious deep thoughts thread and trying to disguise that as crowing about being dynastia 2.0
 
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AN/ALR-56 said:
Why is there faggots defending DSPs brother because they are envious of dragonkin superior intellect?
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I'm not really defending him, I'm just trying to tell you guys nicely that this thread makes your come off as really butthurt, to be brutally honest.

I agree that this guy is pretty autistic and has the potential to produce some funny content, but is there anything to him besides his posts on kiwi and in kiwichat? Any off-site content, any funny posts on whatever website he's using now? Is he going down the road of Vordrak and trying to take his autistic revenge?
 
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Jaimas said:
In the end, one thing is clear: Waggly was right and we should have encouraged Mongler to do butt stuff with Phil upon retrospect.
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I'm sure he would have been more than willing, seeing as how he spent some time having grody phone sex with Phil. He would have loved doing the butt stuff with Phil Senpai for his 15 minutes of e-fame. It probably would have been funnier too.
 
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