حلال MrCKMongler / Albert Qaeda / Faggot Tree - had cybersex with ADF lol; eugenics survivor exceptional individual with a hateboner for pacer

He's the sperg who got into an argument with you in chat one time about blacksmithing techniques. You baited him and he flipped the fuck out.
oh this is the guy who tried bragging about cybering with phil and you were all sucking his dick up until the second i called him out on being a pathetic ween and then changed your minds

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Cockmongler had been on my radar for a hot minute because he rarely posted, but was always in chat either picking fights with others or offering people blacksmithing apprenticeships. He claims he was an oldfag but nobody remembers him.

The OP omits that he got into a spatfight with @Dynastia and accused him and @LikeicareKF of destroying the website and the community. I have to start my evening class in a minute, but later I'll post the various PMs he sent me throughout this whole process later where I basically call him out for complaining about Dyn baiting people when he was constantly sniping at @Hyperion in chat who mostly laughed at him.

I later mentioned in chat that if he starts any shit with anyone let me know, he immediately showed up and accused him of "talking shit about him behind his back" and flipping the fuck out. @huntin slash chatbanned him, and he went to cytube to sperg a whole lot. After a while, he showed up to shit up deep thoughts and his chatban expired where he continued his community infighting, edgelording, and metallurgy sperging.

The straw that broke the camel's back was him having cyber sex with ADF in the hopes that he can strand him in the hood.

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I've banned a lot of spergs in my time. They include such luminary figures as @billyofthehills, @Asandy31, @WanderingVagabond, and @snakesvsplanes. This one was the most clear cut obvious uncontroversial ban i've ever issued.
 
This whole thing feels like a failed attempt to give ADF his own Bluespike saga. I'm not sure what's more embarrassing; the fact a grown man tried to copy the trolling plans of a 13 year old boy or the fact a 13 year old boy managed to pull it off with more strategy and thought.

Congratulations, you did manage to confirm that Phil likes figging though. Unfortunately much like him being HIV+ nobody really cared if it was true or not and to get there you had to cyber the gross fucker.
 
I've banned a lot of spergs in my time. They include such luminary figures as @billyofthehills, @Asandy31, @WanderingVagabond, and @snakesvsplanes. This one was the most clear cut obvious uncontroversial ban i've ever issued.
I get the impression that he probably thinks he is one of the controversial bans with a silent majority supporting him
This whole thing feels like a failed attempt to give ADF his own Bluespike saga. I'm not sure what's more embarrassing; the fact a grown man tried to copy the trolling plans of a 13 year old boy or the fact a 13 year old boy managed to pull it off with more strategy and thought.

Congratulations, you did manage to confirm that Phil likes figging though. Unfortunately much like him being HIV+ nobody really cared if it was true or not and to get there you had to cyber the gross fucker.
If bluespike was a 35 year old who planned it as opposed to an improvised scheme by a 13 year old then he would be halal too
 
I like how he said in the "Got Phil's Trust" post "This is a partial dump, there is more to come."

Does that mean that he would/still is having regular cyber sex with Phil?

Also, I had always gotten the impression that Ckmongler's main goal on the board was to start shit, however he was ill prepared and didn't plan ahead so often got obliterated by nearly everyone he tried to start arguments with, which lead him to turning to "I've been here the longest." as a last attempt to grasp for straws and save face.
 
TRIGGER WARNING: AUTISM

We begin with Cockmongler starting a fight with Dynastia in chat, so Dynastia made a thread that reasonably allowed Cockmongler to publicly air his grievances with him. It was deleted but I went ahead and undeleted it:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mrckmonglers-complaints-about-the-kiwi-farms.14409/#post-1088118

Here is the ensuing chain. I omitted some messages that included personal details about a forum member I think they'd like to keep private.

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Stranding ADF is Los Angeles is a really cruel thing to do, despite it being a really liberal-ish place its really a bad place for the homeless to be in, especially one that identifies as trans.

Phil would've been cut off from any support network (city has little resources for the homeless apart from dumping them in Skid Row), and the city is freaking HUGE, like 6-7x the size of San Francisco and with a much larger and dangerous homeless community.

Thats not mentioning the fact that the local police departments are allowed to "move" any homeless people who cause any trouble (like yelling at cops about being transphobic pigs) into "involuntary holding"

While I love my city and I would never live anywhere else, trying to strand Phil here was really malicious and speaks volumes about the state of mind MrCkMongler was in.
 
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