I'm going to be brutally honest, so stop reading here if you can't handle that. If you're ready to face the truth, keep reading.
You look like some overfed teenager from a London ghetto. You look like the fat, borderline mentally retarded bully sitting in the back of the class and annoying everyone. You have no neck. If that photo wasn't cropped I'd bet you have man-boobs. You somehow thought that a massive skull cap and being shirtless is a good look for you, despite being the ripe old age of 30.
My advice to you is:
- You need to lose weight. Lots of it. We're talking tonnage here. You need to lose weight like your life depends on it, because quite frankly, it does.
- Put on a fucking shirt.
- Take off that stupid hat.
- Take these embarrassing photos off the internet before some jackass turns you into a meme