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[Mr Processor]

This is like, beyond main character syndrome. This is Yugi telling background characters to think about him every waking moment cause he IS the main character.

These faggots are just mad that they spent $1500 on Harry Potter merch as kids when there was no game like this around, and now that the rest us butt in with our $60 investment, they realize this game would've done more good for them (had they not been misled trannies) than their Potter scarves and cookbooks.

I saw this on Twitter, the bottom (surgery?) picture is super accurate.

 

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I saw this on Twitter, the bottom (surgery?) picture is super accurate.

It's almost like trannies are such a tiny demographic that they have no real power outside of social media. Most people don't know about JKRs wrongthink or care if they did know, because what she says doesn’t affect them and people are, at heart, selfish bastards.

I've said this before but Harry Potter is this generations Lord of the Rings as far as longevity of a series goes. Look at Twilight for example, flash in the pan. But both LotR and Harry Potter have hardcore fans decades later. Hell, look at how popular Jane Austen is still. Every few years there's another remake of one of her books, and she's been dead forever. Some of that is because of copyright issues, but a lot of it is because her books are just clever and relatable even after so long. they wouldn't make the movies if there was no audience.

Love the books or don't, but they are a true mostly organic phenomenon.

Anyway, enough sperg. Lol forever at the butthurt trannies. They just don't get it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I thought Tavistock is to be replaced by a gaggle of community clinics, i.e. no more big troon factory, but many towns would have services for deluded parents who want an opposite-sex child?


For maximal effectiveness. Be over-the-top effusive and polite in your interaction. Smile with your sweetest smile. Then, just as you're going to walk out: "You are the most helpful person I've met. Thank you so much sweet girl. Did anyone tell you you look like Ellen DeGeneres/ Brie Larson / Rebel Wilson?" Make them paranoid that the most affable interaction is just a prelude to cPTSD-inducing trauma.

My wife is great at fucking stingers like that, thankfully theres only a couple I've ever seen in person, and none in our town, I've noticed, as yet. Advantages of a small town.
"Its so nice to get the chance to talk to someone who's actually interested in their customers, rather than men who're just pushing to make a sale, you're a nice girl, thanks"

 

[Twice Baked Turnip]

Torture, huh? Why, it's right on up there with waterboarding, mock executions and rape with the purpose of infecting the victim with STDs. Way to tell on yourselves that your lives are so comfortable and safe that you have no idea what actual torture is.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

You heard it here: People playing Hogwarts (innocently, might I add. Not even out of spite) are liturally worse than Hitler. (A)
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This thread had already been archived. lol.

"i want to kill myself bcuz harrypoters!"

they think they can threaten everyone with their life lol, the millions of people that HATE them would be glad if they were dead.
we're talking over a harry potter game release that doesn't even attack trans people directly in content, they just hate that a straight girl created harry potter and are attacking themselves over it.

trannies are sus with all that killmyself shit, why would we care if they killed themselves?
it's to torture their friends.
it's so their friends see "i want to kill myself" and give them attention.

how much they "want to kill themselves" is directly related to how often they get thirsty for more attention.
you would just be dead if it was for real.

sometimes the gravy train is late and they actually kill themselves because they need attention that bad.
if your suicide is only on hold when your friends play mommy and daddy with you all day, then go kill yourself because that's not getting better, it's being a dependent asshole.

 

[Whereismymind]

So you admit transwomen are men, then?:

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He deleted it already, but he has a long history documenting his desire to violate and abolish female privacy:

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And what does he want to wear while alone in his idealized gender-neutral spaces with your daughter?

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Only reactionary gender cops would ever get a sense of "potential danger" from this true and honest woman:

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Ah, it's that incel creep @vrijomslachtig again.

I was just going to re-post this old tweet of his, but I found some more.

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Some things I found out poking around:

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'Elyssa's' real name is Erben van Brakel
DOB: March 21, 1998
From Schijndel, the Netherlands, where he apparently still lives with his parents.
Has some kind of autism/ADHD adjacent diagnosis (didn't meet all of the criteria)
He identifies as an asexual lesbian. Asexual because he is attracted to women who are properly covered up in chaste clothes. Keira Knightley's arms and legs sticking out of this normal looking dress is too 'sexy' for him (I bet he just thinks of most women as sluts).

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[Inebriated Raccoon]

Moby dickgirl is not pleased about SIRona Ryan’s incorporation into the Hogwarts legacy game.

For reference, here is the character

 

[HERE YOU GO]

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I saw this on Twitter, the bottom (surgery?) picture is super accurate.

suicidal trans overlord: "I WANT TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS GAME!!!!"
the trans grunts scramble to appease their suicidal trans overlord, they frantically run into each other searching for the fix.

the grunts dig through computers and file cabinets, "how do we shut down hogwarts" -"what is a hogwarts" -"anyone know how to get there?"
headliners: growing numbers of trans-people commit suicide by running full speed into brick walls at various train stations.

we managed to get a word with some before they critically injured themselves, their message was:
"we're trans and we're taking down hogwarts!"

trannies eventually all kill themselves trying to get to hogwarts, and hogwarts legacy becomes one of the top selling games.

 

[Programmer Socks]

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Fucking psychopath. Imagine being that inwardly thinking, that autistic to even think any of that shit, never mind typing it up and posting it online.

These fucks will never be satisfied.

 

[Kiislova]

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Trannies:
You cannot tell if someone is Trans or not.

Also Trannies:
They clearly chose her so players can tell she's trans.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The REEEEEEEEEEEEING over the tranny character is yet another example why you should never try to placate these people.

Whining:
The game only has a tranny to avoid trannies criticisms. (This is probably a fair take)
The tranny looks like a man.
The tranny has a masculine name.
The tranny dresses like a man.
The tranny is friends with the real villainss here: teh Jews. (Liberals are almost as racist and anti-semitic as the far-right)
The tranny has a man voice, even though it's likely narrated by a man tranny.

I'm sure there will be more whining. It's never enough. Never ever. The game could be populated by nothing but trannies,.voiced by no one but trannies, have a plot that's 100% tranny specific, and they'd still find something to bitch about.

 

[Panzerfrau]

The REEEEEEEEEEEEING over the tranny character is yet another example why you should never try to placate these people.

Whining:
The game only has a tranny to avoid trannies criticisms. (This is probably a fair take)
The tranny looks like a man.
The tranny has a masculine name.
The tranny dresses like a man.
The tranny is friends with the real villainss here: teh Jews. (Liberals are almost as racist and anti-semitic as the far-right)
The tranny has a man voice, even though it's likely narrated by a man tranny.

I'm sure there will be more whining. It's never enough. Never ever. The game could be populated by nothing but trannies,.voiced by no one but trannies, have a plot that's 100% tranny specific, and they'd still find something to bitch about.

Yeah, afaik it's voiced by mtf.
Also tbh... Sirona is a bro:
- Looks clean and dresses like a normal person
- Has a job, even her own business (the tavern)
- Respected member of the community
- Steps in to save the player from teh evil guy

I prefer her over every single Twitter tranny, because let's be honest, they fail right at the "being clean" part most of the time.

 

[Am a tigoor]

Yeah, afaik it's voiced by mtf.
Also tbh... Sirona is a bro:
- Looks clean and dresses like a normal person
- Has a job, even her own business (the tavern)
- Respected member of the community
- Steps in to save the player from teh evil guy

I prefer her over every single Twitter tranny, because let's be honest, they fail right at the "being clean" part most of the time.

-doesn't order polyjuice potion from shady sources or mess with transfiguration charms because she understands it's violating (stealing random women's hair) or dangerous (transfiguration gone wrong)

 

[Procrastinhater]

You heard it here: People playing Hogwarts (innocently, might I add. Not even out of spite) are liturally worse than Hitler. (A)
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This thread had already been archived. lol.

It's. A. Fucking. Videogame.
It's a game, they really are the most histrionic ridiculous faggots. this is why no one takes them seriously, they're a fucking caricature of actual people at this point, its a farce.
"eVeRy cOpY sOLd iS aNoTheR tWanS dEaTH uWu!"
Fucking lol. Lmao even.

This one made me LOL pretty hard.

Let’s title it:

STEALTH TRANS “MAN” WONDERS WHY EVERYONE TREATS HIM LIKE A WOMAN

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Wow, geez… Wonder what’s happening?!

A fellow troon asks if it could be because they think of her as a “good guy” and not those mean bad dudes, and this soothes the young ladies nerves.
Remember, she’s COMPLETELY stealth!

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Here’s a link for more feminine troon cope:

r/FTMMen - I feel like my friends don’t see me in the way they do other men.

17 votes and 7 comments so far on Reddit

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Totally stealth, manly dudebrofella, don't worry, King, no one thinks those hips and incredibly girly way you act and speak are in anyway sus, you're totally stealth, just another manly brodudeking in the locker room, one of the guys, no doubt.

 

[Nick Obre]

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How DARE her name the Asian girl Cho Chang. By the way have you watched Shang Chi? Such wonderful Asian representation.

 

[Panzerfrau]

-doesn't order polyjuice potion from shady sources or mess with transfiguration charms because she understands it's violating (stealing random women's hair) or dangerous (transfiguration gone wrong)

I just imagined magic mtfs stealing hair from their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to turn into them and masturbate

 

[Procrastinhater]

I just imagined magic mtfs stealing hair from their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to turn into them and masturbate

The sickest thing is you know if that shit was real these AGP fucks would be doing just that.

 

[Safir]

It's the same reason why trans charities are laughable. You really gonna choose to donate to some gender weirdos over starving children, cancer research or shit like docs without borders?

Troon charities are not laughable. Normal private people will not donate, but corporations will. They also serve as tax avoidance schemes, for absurdly rich pedophiles to buy their preferred type of good or service tax-free. Remember, if you're a normal rich person, you may buy a nice car, pay income tax on the money, pay vat on the car, and keep paying for insurance and road use charge and the horsepower tax and property taxes on the garage and mandatory tech inspection and vat on gas and whatnot. But fuck-you rich people buy things like "name a university building" or "destroy public education in a first-world country" or "import a million migrants" or "castrate 1000 children", and they end up saving money.

He identifies as an asexual lesbian. Asexual because he is attracted to women who are properly covered up in chaste clothes. Keira Knightley's arms and legs sticking out of this normal looking dress is too 'sexy' for him (I bet he just thinks of most women as sluts).

I have three objections to his post:

1. he's male
2. that dress is frumpy and not "sexy" at all
3. wanting to fuck anything and an obsession with genitals each disqualify him from "asexuality"

I'm female. I find properly covered up women attractive. I find some undressed women attractive IRL but not in the media -- women posing undressed in the media are thots, and thots are gross. Graceful women and tomboys posing undressed add evidence to the conventional notion that everyone's dignity is for sale, and I hate seeing that.

Also, the frumpy dress is not "too sexy" for him. He's not saying she should be covered up, he says that, while the conventional peak of conventionally sexual attraction is an almost-naked woman, with clothes that signal "yes I'm naked to fuck, not to take a bath or get operated on", for him it's (supposedly) a woman properly dressed to go out in public. (IMO Keira Knightley's dress needs puffy sleeves or flared sleeves, a different pattern altogether, and proper shoes to go with it. High boots are better, but at least cover up the feet. Feet are gross. She even has painted toenails -- it's like applying rouge to boils. And she needs a better hairstyle that looks less like a troon wig.)

I just imagined magic mtfs stealing hair from their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to turn into them and masturbate

Oh god. This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read on here that hasn't happened IRL. It won't give me nightmares (nothing does), but it will get me to randomly shudder years down the road, like a pedophile character who went back in time to rape his past self did. (He got ventilated, I think.)

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

How DARE her name the Asian girl Cho Chang. By the way have you watched Shang Chi? Such wonderful Asian representation.

I think the issue is that both cho and Chang are last names and not even from the same region of Asia. If that's true then the criticism is at least somewhat fair. However, Occams Razor suggests ignorance on Rowling's part, but most non-asian people are going to be unaware of Asian naming conventions.

Shaklebolt was supposed to be a self-referencing play on words. She has a history of playing with language to evoke emotions. Like how Voldemort got his name. Dumbledore means bee. Etc.

 

[glue eater]

Least psychotic troon.