Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EvilDroid64]

jfc... I can't imagine why he'd bother unless he's also a mushbrain. It's not as if anyone at adorama seeing the result would be giving him asspats for doing a good job. Nepotism I understand, but this is just a waste for Jim.

Jim got Jack into Walmart. The sauce failed, Jack had to buy it back and was in debt to Walmart.
Jim got Jack "into" Do It Best hardware. It was never physically in the stores, but available on the website. It failed and you can't buy it anymore.
Jim got Jack free microphones from Adorama. Now he's no longer with the company (if he was, it would say -Present on Jim's LinkedIn employment history.)
Failure after failure after failure. Get ready for Jack to get another handout from Jim at Jim's next job.

 

[biggacracka]

Just found this video of a fat downie that still manages to cook better than Jack and has better motor skills

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Just found this video of a fat downie that still manages to cook better than Jack and has better motor skills

Not to mention there’s better editing in their video than any of Jack’s

 

[SteveGoatman]

Jim got Jack into Walmart. The sauce failed, Jack had to buy it back and was in debt to Walmart.
Jim got Jack "into" Do It Best hardware. It was never physically in the stores, but available on the website. It failed and you can't buy it anymore.
Jim got Jack free microphones from Adorama. Now he's no longer with the company (if he was, it would say -Present on Jim's LinkedIn employment history.)
Failure after failure after failure. Get ready for Jack to get another handout from Jim at Jim's next job.

It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.

Not true! He taught me wendigos are real.

 

[realgone2]

It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.

That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?

 

[AnOminous]

I guarantee that disgusting fat beast weighs less than Jack. But Jack, by all means, go ahead and tell everyone how unhealthy she is from your bed in the hospital where you were admitted for obesity related complications.

I would say he should "stay in his lane" but this stupid motherfucker is too fat for his lane and spills over into both lanes on either side of him.

He is the fattest motherfucker who ever lived. This fat fucking piece of SHIT! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Perhaps I'm getting a bit overwrought.

 

[p1138]

It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.

Of course no one should ever have to apologize for having help via connections. Like I said, I get nepotism. But this is just repeated failure and I can't understand how Jim would see it as anything other than a total waste of his time to keep "helping" Fatty as it can't possibly be anything but a negative for him in the long run.

That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?

That would be an accomplishment of 500k subs, if he could manage even 20k views a video. I suspect a lot of it is either botted, or hate watchers over the years that have just gotten bored and moved on. People posting videos reacting to Fatty's terrible cooking isn't new, his party cheese salad nonsense made the rounds a few years ago.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Of course no one should ever have to apologize for having help via connections. Like I said, I get nepotism. But this is just repeated failure and I can't understand how Jim would see it as anything other than a total waste of his time to keep "helping" Fatty as it can't possibly be anything but a negative for him in the long run.

100% agree. Nepotism happens and always will happen but good Lord...at some point you have to cut the cord and the person either swims or sinks.

 

[Comma]

Man, Jack has been gone for so long, he must be having such a great time off with the family! Must've been all the praying his family members did! Good for him!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Man, Jack has been gone for so long, he must be having such a great time off with the family! Must've been all the praying his family members did! Good for him!

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This is a really long hospital stay. Doesn't sound like just a stent and some anti-coagulants. I'm imagining with his uncontrolled diabetes and general shit condition, complications occurred and they can't release him, though I am sure the staff are praying to any god that will listen to get rid of his karening fat stupid ass.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?

This is the highest his sub count has been. He has consistently gained subs, albeit at a fairly slow pace. Subs tend to be sticky and unless you actively piss off your viewers (e.g. Rekeita) you don't tend to lose them. Jack reached 500k in the summer of last year, and he did absolutely nothing to mark the occasion, which sounds to me like he knows how shitty his channel performance is and he'd rather not draw attention to it.

That would be an accomplishment of 500k subs, if he could manage even 20k views a video. I suspect a lot of it is either botted, or hate watchers over the years that have just gotten bored and moved on. People posting videos reacting to Fatty's terrible cooking isn't new, his party cheese salad nonsense made the rounds a few years ago.

We've long suspected that Jack bots his views based on strange behavior with Likes (his videos consistently have a 10% likes/views ratio in the hours after uploading). We know that he's paid for Facebook followers (leading to the infamous Cooking With Girl saga) so it's not beyond him to do such a thing.

 

[realgone2]

"We know that he's paid for Facebook followers (leading to the infamous Cooking With Girl saga) so it's not beyond him to do such a thing."

Oh jeez, what was that all about?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just found this video of a fat downie that still manages to cook better than Jack and has better motor skills

Probably a nicer person to be around too.

Oh jeez, what was that all about?

He bought Facebook subs and paid a bunch of Arabs to promote his site or something then gave them access to it. They took it from him, turned it into "Cooking with Girl" and had porn all over it if I recall.

Faggot lost his Facebook and had to fight to get it back.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Probably a nicer person to be around too.


He bought Facebook subs and paid a bunch of Arabs to promote his site or something can gave them access to it. They took it from him, turned it into "Cooking with Girl" and had porn all over it if I recall.

Faggot lost his Facebook and had to fight to get it back.

Been around lots of downers for every happy one there is a violent and aggressive who can't be trusted around other downers because they might rape or assault another

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

He is the fattest motherfucker who ever lived. This fat fucking piece of SHIT! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Perhaps I'm getting a bit overwrought.

Every person on this site, whether they acknowledge it or not, contains their own conceptualization of the Just A-log Doctrine.

 

[ZipDisk]

How did the hospital keep Jack from angrily waddling out this time?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"We know that he's paid for Facebook followers (leading to the infamous Cooking With Girl saga) so it's not beyond him to do such a thing."

Oh jeez, what was that all about?

Jack gave admin access to some Bangladeshi scammers who locked Jack out of his community page, renamed it "Cooking With Girl" and started posting porn.

In a live stream he claimed that he was approached by someone he thought was from a reputable LA-based ad agency that wanted to pay him to post ads (I'm not convinced that this was the full story). Jack also claims that he only gave Editor access to the scammer, and that it was a security flaw in Facebook. This is bullshit since Editors cannot change roles in a group, only Admins can. Then men with "Middle Eastern names, you can tell by how they write their name, using like Arabic writing and all that" joined and turned it into a porn page.

The saga starts around page 417 if you want to see it unfold.

 

[stets]

His stroked out brain is worse than it’s ever been before.

Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

 

[biggacracka]

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Oh man, even though I was hoping for his demise, the new era of mushbrain got me stoked and more entertained than I ever could otherwise.
I eagerly await his next posts and videos