Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

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Johnny Salami said:
Regarding the recent Tim Pool drama, from Tim Pools thread

TL;DR
Tim invited Hambly to be on again after the Adam fiasco bit cancelled at the last minute. But then the night he was supposed to appear he was on another podcast (Chrissy Mair?).
Tim also got offended at the Jack Murphy edits as well as supposedly Jeremy threatened Tim some time ago. Tim also says Jeremy is not his friend
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Hambeast sometime back managed to make a two minute appearance on Crowder to get made fun of (literally they just ragged on him, I’ll try to find a clip).

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Crowder even plugged Coffee Brand Coffee, so Jeremy took this to indicate that he’s welcome to hangout with the mean kids at the back of the short bus.

Tim, meanwhile, has been talking about different spergnerd ventures to “build culture,” including opening some Beanie Brand coffee shops or something. We can refer to this all as “The Coffee Wars.”

When Adam Crigler decided he needed some views on his failstream, Hambeast also sort of cheerlead that.

So eventually, Hambeast finished pissing in his basement and went to look at Brittney Venti’s goblin tits, but venti was banned from Twitter. Also, her last name is a size of coffee, which Hambeast took to mean they’re star crossed lovers in the spiritual realm where Magic the Guntening is real.

He went to Simp as hard as he could for her, and got his own ass banned from Twitter. Given his recent mean kid street cred, the massive cringe lord decided it was time to start some gay opping drama and the Coffee Wars spilled into real life when Tim offended him by having Eliza Bleu on.

It’s come to a point of looking like Hambeast has envied Tim’s audience for a while, and started playing Machiavellian games to slowly poison the well while maintaining deniability. He has finally showed his hand, and Tim sperged because he’s a paranoid sperg anyways

I know a lot of what I just typed is extremely peripheral, but I typed it to help build the bigger picture in terms of context.

OH WAIT, I just found this, which is probably the real like, base level reason Hambeast permaseethes and plots revenge on Timmy. He got booted from the beanie lair like over a year ago

 
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🚨🚨🚨THEQUARTERING HAD A PILLSTREAM🚨🚨🚨

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Quartering is spiraling again. He kept saying how stressed out he was with Tim Pool responding to his drama then got completely annihilated on stream and made an ass of himself. He was trying to argue with his chat he wasn't drunk but at the end he could barely get words out. He was trying to get Keffals on stream but luckily for him she didn't show. His fans were spamming him with super chats begging him to go to bed and telling him he was hurting himself. He invited on a bunch of female streamers on and was getting really creepy making comments about their tits or jokes about sending him nude pics every other sentence. He deleted the stream the second he logged off. I figured given his recent drama and the amount of shit he probably talks about people in the parts I didn't watch it might be interesting to someone.

LINK TO DELETED DRUNK STREAM

Lots of Tim Pool shit talk all over the place.
Stream really starts to spiral around 2:45 or so in when he starts slurring words all over the place.
Around 2:55 he takes his hat off and starts telling everyone he's definitely not bald like Tim (as seen in tweet).
Around 3:00 he brings on girls and get creepy.
Around 3:55 he reads a superchat that calls him out for being wasted and says he's only drinking Gatorade, come on Jeremy.
After that the video feed starts to cut out but the audio stays on.
What a mess you are Jeremy, figure it out dude.

Bonus if you can find it, I lost the timestamp but somewhere in here he tells everyone he has been officially diagnosed with Asperger's. :story:
Everyone who said that over the past 600 pages finally vindicated.

I think Jeremy has a full on pill addiction to go with his alcoholism. He really seemed more than just drunk. Either way he was 100% obviously drunk as piss after he promised Sydney Watson he would stop drinking on stream. Then goes out there in this state and tells his chat "it's only Gatorade." Surprised he didn't top it off by pissing on his floor again.

Lying about his drinking, trying to hide it from people, being unable to stop, embarrassing himself in public like this, Jeremy's alcohol addiction is completely beyond repair. If anyone gave a shit about him they would send him to rehab and it would be tragic but he's a miserable internet shitlord who makes a living dragging other people and grifting people with 2 digit IQs so watching him destroy himself like this is free entertainment. At this rate he's probably going to Whitney Houston in his hot tub within the next year. I'll be sure to start a Youtube channel and make a video claiming he died of vaccine related complications when that happens. :story:
 
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Cat Attack said:
Around 3:00 he brings on girls and get creepy.
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I caught part of it towards the end with the ladies. Isn't the jewy looking one an employee of his? Thought that's what he said. She's apparently pregnant and he kept making comments about her "pooping out" her child. [cue uncomfortable forced laugh]. Anna TSWG and Venti were also on the stream and he made multiple creepy comments about Venti doing nip slips and Anna's feet I think. Venti remained stone-faced. The entire stream was begging him to end it. It was indeed awkward.
 
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I caught part of it towards the end with the ladies. Isn't the jewy looking one an employee of his? Thought that's what he said. She's apparently pregnant and he kept making comments about her "pooping out" her child. [cue uncomfortable forced laugh]. Anna TSWG and Venti were also on the stream and he made multiple creepy comments about Venti doing nip slips and Anna's feet I think. Venti remained stone-faced. The entire stream was begging him to end it. It was indeed awkward.
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I only half heard it because I was doing something else with this on in the background but pretty sure he made some remark about the pregnant chick starting an OnlyFans then went on a side rant about how some guys are into preggo porn. He was really nonstop with the creepy sexual shit. I clicked back into the chat and there were a bunch of comments about how creepy he was being. When you manage to get Quartering fans calling you out for being inappropriate with women you know you've really accomplished something. At this point I think his new podcast with Sydney Watson will be short lived. Look for Sydney to suddenly start having a bunch of mysterious illnesses on Thursday nights that prevent her appearance in the near future. At least that is how Dank and Bearing get out of Podcasting with him when they aren't in the mood.
 
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i can only imagine the amount of regret Jeremy is going to wake up to this morning. unlike some other streamers, he seems to still have some moral center and has brief periods of lucidity in between his struggles. if he has any sense he should just stay offline for a while and "touch some grass". go to rehab Jeremy, holy shit.
 
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i can only imagine the amount of regret Jeremy is going to wake up to this morning. unlike some other streamers, he seems to still have some moral center and has brief periods of lucidity in between his struggles. if he has any sense he should just stay offline for a while and "touch some grass". go to rehab Jeremy, holy shit.
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No, he doesn’t have any strong sense of morals. You can check the OP of this thread.

Jeremy’s whole deal is that he’s a legit hypernerd whose entire life was Magic the Gathering and claw machine YouTube until spite drove him to skinwalk as alt right
 
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No, he doesn’t have any strong sense of morals. You can check the OP of this thread.
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The "quote" feature isn't working quite right, but that's not what I said. I commented that he had brief periods of lucidity where it appears he understand right from wrong, that's not quite the same as having a "strong moral base". I agree, he's a degenerate, but he could have a redemption arc, who knows.
 
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I'm just really glad that laying off of drinking is working out for Hambest.

Between this and the Elon Musk drunkstream, it seems like he's spiraling worse and worse. Like, I know he's streamed drunk before, but this seems like he's taking it to the next level here.
 
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3:06:30

Was just listening and happened to catch that and remembered someone asking.
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You can also hear him start slurring his words much earlier than mentioned. I want to say around 2:25:00. That guy is a mess. I don’t know why any other YouTuber would want to do livestreams with him if he’s going to act like that.
 
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Looks like he's apologized
Someone else besides me archived them
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Looks like they're apologizing to each other. there was video revealed of Ian (Tim's cohost) partying with Eliza along with Tim's previous cohost
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Yeah, unlike Tim, Ian is just a retatd but he understands people. Tim doesn't understand people because he's a sheltered autist. Journalism on the streets could have save him but instead locks himself I'm his compound, surrounds himself with yes men, and spergs out while ignoring genuine criticism. He also considers himself better than clickbait youtubers but his whole CIVIL WAR shit is far far worse.
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Here's the video of Ian apologizing
 
The best part of this drama was watching Tim and Jeremy try to insult each other without also insulting themselves. "Yeah well you're bald." "Yeah well you're just a lying attention seeking grifter." :story:

Hopefully Jerza gets liquored up and goes back on the attack, I could laugh at this all day.
 
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You can also hear him start slurring his words much earlier than mentioned. I want to say around 2:25:00.
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Yeah. He starts chugging what looks like cupfulls of Jack & Coke about 45-minutes earlier (1:42:00) and pissing at 2:02:00 and pouring another when he comes back. Cup-fulls. Not single cocktails. It's not a little taking the edge off so he can be relaxed around his guests. He's either an alcoholic or trying to get shitfaced on stream on purpose or both.
 
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Yeah. He starts chugging what looks like cupfulls of Jack & Coke about 45-minutes earlier (1:42:00) and pissing at 2:02:00 and pouring another when he comes back. Cup-fulls. Not single cocktails. It's not a little taking the edge off so he can be relaxed around his guests. He's either an alcoholic or trying to get shitfaced on stream on purpose or both.
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Sounds a lot like another midwestern youtuber who can't pull up with the alcoholism.

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I only half heard it because I was doing something else with this on in the background but pretty sure he made some remark about the pregnant chick starting an OnlyFans then went on a side rant about how some guys are into preggo porn. He was really nonstop with the creepy sexual shit. I clicked back into the chat and there were a bunch of comments about how creepy he was being. When you manage to get Quartering fans calling you out for being inappropriate with women you know you've really accomplished something. At this point I think his new podcast with Sydney Watson will be short lived. Look for Sydney to suddenly start having a bunch of mysterious illnesses on Thursday nights that prevent her appearance in the near future. At least that is how Dank and Bearing get out of Podcasting with him when they aren't in the mood.
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Can't help but notice how this situation mirrors Rekieta's in many ways.
 
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Let's hope Heather has a good prenuptial agreement. I'd hate for Quarterton to end up with anything she worked hard for.
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The last known Heather job was as a tissue/sample analysis tech. That is a 60K job when I looked 3 years ago. The parents had ties to non college education. IF Heather was flush why did it take YEARS to take the 31 acres from being open swampland into putting a almost $500K home and move the swampland from sub 50K to $250Kish of land value? And people who HAVE generational money have it for a reason. They don't build on swamp or in a place that doesn't have the resource like the high speed internet "needed" for the "job".

While the tesla and the plane are referred to as belonging to Heather that plane was used and can't even lift the bulk of the Hamboned. Those are not 60K job kind of buys but ARE within the youtube griftbuxs kind of buys.

Heather is farther ahead to GET the Hamboned all the booze he wants and make sure he has all the food he likes so Hamboned kills himself with his habits. Invite over 'party people' and have at it. She can create more stress by claiming wanting a divorce. Remember his 'I make enough and want the wife at home' statement? Heather does that for a couple of years - enough to trigger the established caselaw on 'homemaker needs full support' and now she's got a nice knife that comes pre-twisted. (Earning difference/the better standard of being Hamboned VS life with the pizza supplier ain't in favor of the Hamboned wallet)

Hope Heather won't be too pissed over the reveal.
 
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Sounds a lot like another midwestern youtuber who can't pull up with the alcoholism.


Can't help but notice how this situation mirrors Rekieta's in many ways.
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This is what turned me away from Rekieta. I was liking the fact that he would go over court cases and give commentary on it. Then I started to notice how he would spend more time talking about sex toys or tits and ass. Nothing wrong with tits and ass or whatever, but when the majority of your stream is spent doing that while having shots of whiskey when the original intention of the channel is explaining law, then you lose my respect.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Say what you want about Jeremy but that fat fuck enemy always ends up looking bad. Thequartering drama is my favorite Lulzcow vs lulzcow Internet fights.
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Sadly the test of drunk Hamboned VS Keffals didn't happen because Keffals was not picking up.

Not sure how wish.com Hambly VS OG Hamboned would have lost.

Keffals would have clipped it as a win with like most drunken Hamboned sperging just deleted.
 
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