Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

I hope it is ketchup, and that he goes and eats it. Jack will flip the fuck out when it isn't skittles sweet.

 

[Tiresome]

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

You couldn't ask for a better metaphor. Jack is nothing more than ketchup on the meatballs of life.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Because he's a FOODIE

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Imagine being trapped in a hospital due to your own poor life choices, salivating over more of your poor life choices. This is no different than a hospitalized alcoholic drooling over what new flavor of vodka Absolut made this week.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

I better not be ketchup in this barbeque sauce.

Spoiler: While we're at it, let's break down the $100,000 recipe.

I just don't know how he wasn't able to sell the company for $100,000 with a secret formula like that.

 

[Tiresome]

I better not be ketchup in this barbeque sauce.
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Spoiler: While we're at it, let's break down the $100,000 recipe.

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I just don't know how he wasn't able to sell the company for $100,000 with a secret formula like that.

I wonder just what causes that awful gelatinous texture then.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I wonder just what causes that awful gelatinous texture then.

Age I'm assuming. Rob did a review of the sauce a little while ago and it didn't seem too gelatinous then so I'm thinking he got a fresh jar.

Here's the video, sauce at 4:38:

 

[Adamska]

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

He cares because he's a stroked out fat retard who uses ads from food places the same way a coomer uses porn. He probably thinks those meatballs are super big and he wants to hork it down now.

Meanwhile that sandwich looks like it'd taste like shit IMO; it looks cheap and nasty even as a promo. A testament to Jack's desperate hope for quantity over quality and his sense of taste being so dead he regularly needs 9x your daily dose of salt to even notice the flavor.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

Jagoff should treat himself to one of these instead; extra bacon instead of the rabbit food of course, yum

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

I better not be ketchup in this barbeque sauce.
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Spoiler: While we're at it, let's break down the $100,000 recipe.

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I just don't know how he wasn't able to sell the company for $100,000 with a secret formula like that.

This is the HFCS and Corn Syrup free version. The original had both and was more jelly like.

 

[realgone2]

Jack gave admin access to some Bangladeshi scammers who locked Jack out of his community page, renamed it "Cooking With Girl" and started posting porn.

In a live stream he claimed that he was approached by someone he thought was from a reputable LA-based ad agency that wanted to pay him to post ads (I'm not convinced that this was the full story). Jack also claims that he only gave Editor access to the scammer, and that it was a security flaw in Facebook. This is bullshit since Editors cannot change roles in a group, only Admins can. Then men with "Middle Eastern names, you can tell by how they write their name, using like Arabic writing and all that" joined and turned it into a porn page.

The saga starts around page 417 if you want to see it unfold.

HAHAHAH. That's gold

The downs guy has both arms too

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Imagine being trapped in a hospital due to your own poor life choices, salivating over more of your poor life choices. This is no different than a hospitalized alcoholic drooling over what new flavor of vodka Absolut made this week.

The picture he posted of those awful looking mushrooms he had Tammy smuggle into the hospital reminded me of an episode of Intervention where an alkie who was in a hospital started drinking the hand sanitizer in the room to try and catch a buzz. Truly pathetic.

 

[biggacracka]

This is the HFCS and Corn Syrup free version. The original had both and was more jelly like.

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Peak goy slop. Both HFCS and regular corn syrup? What is this nigga thinking?

 

[realgone2]

So, what is an underrated Jack fuck up? We've seen the cheese salad, and the chicken etc.

 

[biggacracka]

So, what is an underrated Jack fuck up? We've seen the cheese salad, and the chicken etc.

I don't know but I would say that the cheese salad is his most overrated fuck up because it is not a fuck up on his part. For once, he followed the recipe as it was supposed to be done. Now, the recipe is atrocious and nobody in their right mind would say it's "gud" but the atrociousness of it does not come from Jack for once.

 

[Lenzperkins]

I don't know but I would say that the cheese salad is his most overrated fuck up because it is not a fuck up on his part. For once, he followed the recipe as it was supposed to be done. Now, the recipe is atrocious and nobody in their right mind would say it's "gud" but the atrociousness of it does not come from Jack for once.

The lazy man pasta.

 

[realgone2]

I don't know but I would say that the cheese salad is his most overrated fuck up because it is not a fuck up on his part. For once, he followed the recipe as it was supposed to be done. Now, the recipe is atrocious and nobody in their right mind would say it's "gud" but the atrociousness of it does not come from Jack for once.

The under cooked pulled pork with the claws? That doesn't get enough scorn.

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

So, what is an underrated Jack fuck up? We've seen the cheese salad, and the chicken etc.

This abomination. He didn’t even put it on the cake himself, he had to have Tammy slop it on for him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Been around lots of downers for every happy one there is a violent and aggressive who can't be trusted around other downers because they might rape or assault another

Downies come in all different forms and sure there are some that are like that but we're comparing this guy to Jagoff. This guy wins.

How did the hospital keep Jack from angrily waddling out this time?

They didn't. They wanted to get rid of him because he kept giving the hospital food a bad rating.

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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?

It's because he's the voice of a generation and knows everything there is to know about food.

The lazy man pasta.

This is a legit recipe but the point is you add a specific amount of water to the pan which is then used to cook the pasta and the tiny amount of starch water that is left is what is incorporated into your sauce. Jagoff just fucked this up and wound up with a watery pasta but all he cared about was the carbs.

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This abomination. He didn’t even put it on the cake himself, he had to have Tammy slop it on for him.

The worst part of this is that it was Jr's wedding cake.

 

[p1138]

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This abomination. He didn’t even put it on the cake himself, he had to have Tammy slop it on for him.

Seeing that out of context, it almost looks like she's just flopping a beef liver that's been trimmed or something onto that cake.