YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

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I'm not sure if this whole waifu thing is all of Chris' idea though. It's possibly at least partially influenced by his 'manager.' I thought it was telling when he quite wistfully said that everything to do with her was all in his mind, it was like one of those rare slips Chris has where he has a brief moment of clarity.
Oh definitely.

Chris has zero imagination. And even he knows it, in so far as he doesn't think this is any replacement for his actual goal, a fuckmommy.

At least not on his own, anyway.
 
"KILL ME"

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NARU! NNAAARRRUUUUUU!
 
Chris has zero imagination. And even he knows it, in so far as he doesn't think this is any replacement for his actual goal, a fuckmommy.

At least not on his own, anyway.

I'm guessing Chris views this whole waifu thing as a fun cute game and does not see this as a true "relationship" like some otakus do. He always stressed that Kimmi was just a "hunk of plastic" and a poor substitute for a sweetheart. Just like he taped a picture of Ivy on Kimmi and made out with her, he is making out with his waifu on camera as a demonstration of how passionate and caring he can be, for the benefit of his female fanbase.
 
I'm guessing Chris views this whole waifu thing as a fun cute game and does not see this as a true "relationship" like some otakus do. He always stressed that Kimmi was just a "hunk of plastic" and a poor substitute for a sweetheart. Just like he taped a picture of Ivy on Kimmi and made out with her, he is making out with his waifu on camera as a demonstration of how passionate and caring he can be, for the benefit of his female fanbase.
Pretty much. Well, and on top of that, that was a requested video.
 
Pretty much. Well, and on top of that, that was a requested video.

I guess it's important to distinguish which ideas are from Chris's own head, but in terms of just laughing at him, it is just about the same for me. After all, it must have had Chris's approval for him to actually do it, so whosoever idea this was, he must have personally considered it acceptable.

The only influence that Watermelon had was that he donated decent sums of money to earn his favour. When that stopped, Watermelon's influence stopped.

Plus we have seen the things he tried to make Chris do before. None of them were funny. This definitely isn't him.
 
I guess it's important to distinguish which ideas are from Chris's own head, but in terms of just laughing at him, it is just about the same for me. After all, it must have had Chris's approval for him to actually do it, so whosoever idea this was, he must have personally considered it acceptable.
To some extent, I see where you're coming from.

But when you're on the side of the person making the requests, you quickly get tired of how trivially easy it is to gain Chris' "approval". It really isn't approval, so much as him just mindlessly doing what you say.

That's pretty much what cakefarts was. "oh man, remember cakefarts? we should get Chris to do that!" "haha, no way he'll do that, that's completely retarded" ...a few days later... "... huh. he did it. well then..."
 
"Second half of the month" *dramatic glasses removal* "gonna need some more donations!"
Chris hasn't changed a bit...

Also from the angle where the camera is and where he's standing we can see that he still has a fair amount of hair - it's receding, no doubt about that, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to have any bald patches.

And lastly that dress, is that like the female equivalent of his clown shirts? I feel like he went out of his way to pick out something that's difficult to look out. Maybe Barb wore it in the 70's and Chris found it in the hoard.
 
"Second half of the month" *dramatic glasses removal* "gonna need some more donations!"
Chris hasn't changed a bit...

Also from the angle where the camera is and where he's standing we can see that he still has a fair amount of hair - it's receding, no doubt about that, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to have any bald patches.

And lastly that dress, is that like the female equivalent of his clown shirts? I feel like he went out of his way to pick out something that's difficult to look out. Maybe Barb wore it in the 70's and Chris found it in the hoard.
He has a bald spot on the back of his head.
 
Imagine Chris hosting a 12 hour Fund-a-thon. Varitey acts, singing and sweet Naru by his side. If that ever happen I'm gonna make it rain on that little rascal.

It is also really creepy that he talks about his pillow like a real person. Sure his autism makes reality blurry but this is getting wierd... How does one "get to know" a pillow? And since when does he care about getting to know women before hw touches them?
 
He used the last donations to change his name and buy a fuck pillow. By this time anybody who donates deserves his own lolcow thread.
You know how the ADF sub forum has a stickied thread telling people all the reasons they shouldn't help Phil?

I'm starting to think this sub forum needs a stickied thread explaining to all the retards all the reasons why donating to Chris is idiotic and that Chris never actually needs donations.
 
You know how the ADF sub forum has a stickied thread telling people all the reasons they shouldn't help Phil?

I'm starting to think this sub forum needs a stickied thread explaining to all the retards all the reasons why donating to Chris is idiotic and that Chris never actually needs donations.

Well Chris produces comedy that entertains me. If i have to throw some quarters at the monkey to keep him dancing it's worth it.
 
Well Chris produces comedy that entertains me. If i have to throw some quarters at the monkey to keep him dancing it's worth it.
Your donations do nothing.

He was making content long before idiots starting giving him money, he will be making content long after idiots stop giving him money.

You aren't throwing quarters at a monkey to get it to dance, you are throwing quarters at a monkey that is physically incapable of not dancing.
 
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