Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Quotes aren't working at the moment, but I don't think Lucas is at risk of suicide. Like a few people have pointed out, he thrives on attention, even negative. Perhaps especially negative, because that gives him an opposition to be a smug edgelord against. All of Lucas's enemies are ontologically evil, not because they're transphobic or whatever, but in his mind because they're his enemies. So he can say what he wants about and to them, and it's fine.

I get the sense he's like a few other lefty lolcows in that all he wants to do is hate on people he doesn't like, because he loves being an asshole, and only reluctantly ever tries to actually make a point with proper words and styles of argumentation. His instant reaction is to post something dumb and dismissive on Twitter, and it's only when really pushed that he has to try and form a coherent thought and post that instead. I suspect after a week or so of actually being hurt by these responses, his inherent shitlord narcissism has kicked back in, and he's smugly thinking about being rent-free in people's heads while accepting that his audience is dwindling down to only the most loyal, and therefore most likely to pay, of his followers. After all, even if half the people he's streaming to are hate-watchers - they're still watching. It was a thing from the Howard Stern movie 'Private Parts' - the people who hated him listened to him more than the people who loved him.

He's far more of a 4channer than a Farmer, because he's too eager to fuck with people and would likely end up getting himself halal'ed over being a spergy edgelord with nothing to say. He already admitted on stream that he baited the Farms knowing he'd get harassed - and people sympathetic to here noticed, but none of the NPC troons and handmaidens gave a shit, because they already had their narrative. And now, the only thing he could do to pierce that narrative would be to release private DMs/Discords, otherwise it's just going to be dismissed as he's now a tainted source of information, unlike during DKF when he was unquestioningly believed in all things. That would be great, but is unlikely to happen unless several of the other people in the Discord publicly turn on him. Admitted rapist Liz Fong-Jones doesn't count, as I'm betting they never liked each other anyway, and I suspect there's too much stuff in there that incriminates Lucas for him to ever actually do it.

He's correct about Hogwarts Legacy, but wouldn't have said anything about it before getting cancelled - but now he can do things like point out that charity streams are being prevented because troons are their own worst enemies, and it helps that he's always had a thing against 'tenderqueers' (despite being one himself) so he's going against a pre-established enemy. But most of all, the last few days he seems to be reveling in being hated. I think he's gotten over coping and seething, and now he's just shitposting to his heart's content. Things like 'repost this or you don't support trans rights!' - he knows that will make these people seethe because they're programmed to hit the like button, but Lucas is Big Evil right now, so they short-circuit. He's not actually better than the people he's making fun of, and he's just as stuck in his teenage years as they all are, but teenaged Lucas was an edgelord troll far more than he was a sanctimonious wokescold. His biggest talent seems to be annoying others, and he's got a whole bunch of people he can troll now, since he's already had the repercussions.

Basically, I think he's enjoying making fun of people where it really gets under their skin, rather than being the victim of that from people who he's inconveniencing but not angering. Making troons impotently rage is like shooting fish in a barrel, but it's not like Lucas likes putting effort in to anything anyway. If he was going to kill himself over this it would have been in the heat of the moment, and that's long past.
 
a lot less than i had expected to be honest but it also isn't growth so i doubt he he's gaining more subs than he looses either each month.
the absolute hemorrhaging going on at twatter is hilariously bad for his ego i bet, he'll be desperate to recuperate what's lost.

hogwash stream, oh joy, twatter's gonna love it. he's not gonna recuperate those followers anytime soon lmfao. well let's see what's in store for us this strea-

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HAS HE WORN THIS BEFORE?! LMFAO
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW EDGELORDS.
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I thought The Farms bros would love this specific audio clip, also it seems it was a chudbuds gay op that started the Brigade going after keffals https://twitter.com/velvetbnuuy/status/1623846652564873221 here is her discovering it lol.

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He says "honestly" and "literally" too much for me to believe the story. I've seen his dominatrix shit and it's about as cringe as you can get. I'd be surprised if anyone ever paid him for his services in person.
 
Keffals retweeted this too
I'm assuming keffals was trying to stir shit with the all men are kings shit. I can't imagine even he was stupid enough to think that would gain him support from even the saddest sacks of shit.
The same argument could be said about Byuu, though, who has done it to tarnish the site's reputation by adding to the oh so reliable killcount.
Byuu was never in the spotlight. He was just some furfag degen who sat in his own piss and worked on emulators. Besides, byuu is still alive somewhere, and if Keffals faked his own suicide, we all know he would crave the attention he once had so much he would slip up and appear somewhere demolishing the entire point.
 
I don't know why it should matter that the recent cancel-mob was played by a troll.
Did Keffals say live on stream to his followers "Go and do gayop Twitter accounts" or not?
Did Keffals say here and there mean no-no-words?
Yes or no?
Where these videos all deep fakes? If yes, ok, sucks for Keffals. If no, Keffals did the stuff he got attacked for.
That troll may have boosted the stuff, ok. So what?
And why is this troll a Nazi? What am I missing here?


I'm assuming keffals was trying to stir shit with the all men are kings shit. I can't imagine even he was stupid enough to think that would gain him support from even the saddest sacks of shit.

The retweet disappeared shortly after I did screencap it.
 
We did it guys! Now even troons hate Lucas!!!! Yay!!!
But talking seriously, it's incredible how the troon community can love a person to the extrem because how much "troonactivism" he has done, but then suddenly hate that same person because he did something they don't like.

They/them are cancelling each other xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
troons operate like a cult. you need to always appeal to them and whatever the current rules are if you fall out of favor or break said rules they have no issues turning on you. people like to talk about how their suicide rate is 41% you know why that is? its because the trans community contains a large concentration of psychopaths and narcissists they will not hesitate to do anything they can to make your life miserable especially if you do something to offend them or do not act the way they think you should.

they will take in mentally fucked people convince them to troon out and then abandon them if they even dare say they are not happy with what they are now. then when it finally gets to be too much and you do end up killing yourself all of a sudden everyone cares and starts using you like some sort of martyr so they can blame some random person or website for your death and get pity from those around them.
This faggot is getting 800 viewers now live on JewTube, but I guess 60% of that are hate watchers. Lots of trolling going on in his livechat (poor chat jannie who is deleting everything) so I am certain there are a lot of people there to fuck on Keffals. But ofcourse he's only reading his keffals.gaygay chat on his stream.
i wonder if there is a way to seperate the number of people using keffals.gg and just watching on youtube normally. because something tells me the only actual watchers are using his website while the rest is just trolls and randoms who might stumble onto keffals stream while looking for something to watch along with bots. youtube does have a huge bot problem which is one reason why places like keffals website exist since it sorta helps prevent bot raids since you need to sign up to chat and provide an email.
 
Seems to me like he's leaning on this edgy twitter shitposter persona as a way of softening the blow from his own audience gradually turning on him. Wonder what he'll do when he realizes he can't just get into the graces of an audience he's built a career on alienating so easily. I don't think he'll kill himself, but having the web of unconditional support pulled away isn't doing his ego any good.

Looking forward to him getting into beef with someone he legitimately admires and having a chaotic breakdown stream.
 
I don't know why it should matter that the recent cancel-mob was played by a troll.
Did Keffals say live on stream to his followers "Go and do gayop Twitter accounts" or not?
Did Keffals say here and there mean no-no-words?
Yes or no?
Where these videos all deep fakes? If yes, ok, sucks for Keffals. If no, Keffals did the stuff he got attacked for.
That troll may have boosted the stuff, ok. So what?
And why is this troll a Nazi? What am I missing here?
If a neo-nazi skinhead knocks on your door late at night and politely informs you that you left your headlights on, you better tell them to fuck off nazi and then deal with having a flat battery in the morning or you're also a neo-nazi.
 
Hey guys, I’m weeks behind and will never catch up, but I hear Keffals lost a shit load of subscribers and everyone is shitting on him.

This pleases me and makes my day better. Every follower Lucas loses is sweet to me, like a juicy orange. I’m not even going to middle-of-the-road this shit. I am fully engaged in Sheudenfreude-related mental processes with Lucas.

Here’s hoping Lucas loses even more followers, until he literally reaches 0. I also encourage every hysterical tranny and mentally-ill communist on Twitter to relentlessly shit on Lucas daily, until he inevitably dies by his own hand in a few years (motivated from being a dickless monstrosity, not because of bullying).

I‘m enjoying Turkey Tom clearly relishing Keffals’ downfall. He shit on him hard in a recent video. The Zoomers are smelling blood.
 
Hey guys, I’m weeks behind and will never catch up, but I hear Keffals lost a shit load of subscribers and everyone is shitting on him.

This pleases me and makes my day better. Every follower Lucas loses is sweet to me, like a juicy orange. I’m not even going to middle-of-the-road this shit. I am fully engaged in Sheudenfreude-related mental processes with Lucas.

Here’s hoping Lucas loses even more followers, until he literally reaches 0. I also encourage every hysterical tranny and mentally-ill communist on Twitter to relentlessly shit on Lucas daily, until he inevitably dies by his own hand in a few years (motivated from being a dickless monstrosity, not because of bullying).

I‘m enjoying Turkey Tom clearly relishing Keffals’ downfall. He shit on him hard in a recent video. The Zoomers are smelling blood.
The best part is he knows how many followers he bought, so once it starts getting close to that number he is going to sperg the fuck out.

The way I view troons is like this, imagine fucking around and making a wish that causes you to lose half of your dick and how stupid you would feel, now imagine doing it again and losing the entire thing. There is no coming back from this and you have no one else to blame but yourself. Every day that passes only reminds you how stupid you are, and makes your crude mockery even more noticeable.
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It's funny, a few months ago when Keffals saw the wigglers spreading on the Farms, he made a point in saying that we would fit in with their group if we weren't at odds about troonery.

The ironic thing being he'd probably be on the Farms if he hadn't tried to milk the Troon grift. He wishes he had what we have.
He really does. He has admitted to binge reading the Ralph and America First subforum and getting a laugh out of it. Lucas, in his heart of hearts, will always be that edgy teenager who spent most of his free time shit posting on 4chan. I bet a part of him is hating what he has done and now wishes to take it all back so he can be a simple Kiwi Farmer instead of having a bunch of insane, mentally ill and terminally online nutcases on his back. Here he could of had fun shit posting and making jokes in the Ralph, America First, Manosphere, Feminist and political boards and having a grand old time. Instead, the dumb fuck wanted to be internet famous and catered to the wrong kind of people. Sucks to suck.
 
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What if we just started spamming his replies with #DropKeffals

At registration, Null should put up "NO COW TIPPING, NO GAY OPS" in giant red text. Then maybe newfags will get the message.

Here's why spamming shit in Keffals' replies would be a bad idea:

1. Keffals is already pretty good at wrecking himself, he doesn't need us to do it for him. Let him do his thing
2. We're supposed to be good and dead and gone, if Twitter sees the horrid kiwifarmers have risen from the grave to attack an innocent transwoman then you can consider all charges against him dropped. Sympathy will be on his side again. Our milkfest ends.

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ermagerd u guys. keffals is back to le cringe sjw tactic of calling ppl nazis
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