DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil needs to take a "bathroom break" in the middle of the night stream
Mutes the mic, leaves the stream in silence, walks away
Comes back a minute later, Lisa Lou tipped $25
Phil now has to blow his nose
Doesn't mute the mic, walks off screen, blows his nose and makes disgusting noises, comes back, sits down, and clears his throat right into the fucking mic

Is there a correlation between muting the mic and whale calls?
 
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"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
 
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Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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kinda sums up the fat boys life. thinks everyone around him is an idiot doing stupid shit, tries his own way, it doesn't work, and he's oblivious he's the idiot doing stupid shit.
 
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Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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My favorite thing was him calling a nut a washer looking over at the chat seeing them roast him over it, Then acting like he knew it was a nut the whole time.
 
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Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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How has he survived in life? Basic human understanding, putting two and two together - impossible.

I just see Dave in the stone age. He would be killed but the first animal he saw or poisoned to death by the first berry the ate.
 
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When you hear your wife get railed by Tyrone but you’re too busy trying to trick your “fans” into gifting donations
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Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee" 5 secs later. "This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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this goes out to everyone who thinks phil is average IQ
 
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Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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DSP average IQ defenders on sewer slide watch.
 
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When you hear your wife get railed by Tyrone but you’re too busy trying to trick your “fans” into gifting donations View attachment 4487720
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Anyone else praying that Phil's inability to do the most basic and mundane tasks shines through here in the form of 2 heavy beer bottles/ cans causing this thing to fall apart and make a massive mess? We must will this scenario into existence.
 
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I watched chunks of Secret Limited's worst of 2022 video (I can't handle all the toxicity in one sitting so it's taking me a week to watch the whole thing) as well as other clips from more recent dsp rants. He's gotten stuck on this idea that its his morality that keeps him from taking the "easy" money. This has got the old noggin joggin for me. How, exactly, would any of the following violate anyone's morals: taking sponsorships, being on a podcast with two weirdos, talking about news/drama? The only one I can kinda see is the last one, if you're against gossiping, but we know Phil isn't because he creates and spreads gossip about others.

But all of those options are against Phil's morality. Instead - IF we are to believe his word - he chooses to: make his wife and catson live paycheque to paycheque because of a violate income stream and outstanding debts he keeps adding to, make his neighbors have to deal with his trolls potentially causing real life problems for them, on more than on occasion have to potentially let his pet go without food or needed medical attention because of lack of funds, and force his wife to live in a house that is in constant disrepair.

What sort of fucked morality is that where being embarrassed or "selling out" hurts you more than seeing your family, people who depend on you, suffer because of your irresponsibility? I deliberately left out the take money from his dents and force his parents to live in a violence filled ghetto because I wanted to focus in on the things he's admitted to doing, not the things he doesn't see as a problem.
 
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Is it just me or is his new tard helmet ugly as fuck?
I mean, if you are going for a one time gimmick for your Super Bowl/Not Super Bowl stream and decide to get yourself a helmet, wouldn't you at least get a flashy color?
Something like a bright red or blue?
But leave it to Dave to get a dark helmet with ugly ass beige mixed in.
He seriously has the mind of an 80 year old.
 
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