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We're going to see him become increasingly desperate to re-secure his invite to some retard's parents' house to run his fuckin Ralphapalooza or whatever.
Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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I could be wrong but I think the young'un's given name is Alexander and they just call him Xander.
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PPPePPPa PPPig.
Mundane Ralph
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Correct. Also, Ralph doesn't call him Xander. Faith calls him Xander because it's her favorite Buffy character and because Xander Luciano, AKA Dispatch, was one of Ralph's biggest alogs.
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Yeah, check out his thread. His name is Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers.
Likely coincided with Xander Luciano whose real name is also Alexander. Nobody was really talking about Xander during the Faith thing. Alexander is a very common name.
The corn thing is definitely intentional but only a pussified faggot would get mad at something so benign.
I just realized the full weight of gunt asking not only to use the mansion of people he doesn't know and has had mixed to negative interactions with exclusively, but doing so for a non descript event named after himself.
Fucking imagine some guy friends with a family member comes up to you and asks to use your million dollar mansion for Joe mania or John o rama after calling your son a retard and airing your family into the crosshairs of racist incel pedophiles like af
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Faith, if you're reading this, there's some good baby clothes on Etsy.
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If Xander is dressed in a plain yellow shirt and green pants will that set off the RagePig and he’ll tell the judge his son is aylogging him again?
Keranu
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I'd prefer a two tone yellow and pink shirt with black pants. Or if Xander has already developed Cushings, just a yellow shirt and black pants will do.
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lol. he ought to include this in his financial statement to the court for his other attorney:
LARGE RETAINER FUND $20.00 / $4000.00 (1%)
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Tonight was my first time watching a Vickers stream and it wasn’t half bad. I think Mr. V did a good job staying on track with reading his notes about the last court session. He seems like he enjoys streaming and was easy to listen to. Mr V, if you are reading this, I recommend using visual slides or some other kind of media to create a visual interest. Even if it’s just going on another screen, having so much unused screen space makes it easy for people to not get hooked into the show. I do think Mr. Vickers has good interactions with chat and the audience.
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Ok ok, so the dress code shit Ralph as been touting as a win was that Faith agreed not to dress Xander in corn attires?
Please tell me this is not true.
Is that really true? Holy fuck Ralph, you miss the point on why everyone shits on you you fucking idiot. Why do you let us know this shit upsets you so much? was that worth getting charged $4000 more in legal fees you idiot?
holy shit man. this guy is beyond repair.
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Yup. Ralph's win was pleading with the court to make Faith stop dressing Xander in this for visitations:
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Good lord Ralph is the thinnest skinned little faggot ever lmao
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He really will get a DVRO on little Xander just to show us how utterly pathetic and worthless he is.
I just realized ralph tried so hard to spin the corn joke being a josh L back in the day and actually he wasnt even phased or mad, while shrinking into a corncob and clearly being angry and voicing his anger and concern at josh and others for the corn joke. like you can be mad at things that are fucked up ethan you just have to not get mad if you cant stand by it being a big deal, you know the corn joke is petty concern so you had to act like it didnt bother you.
now hes just outright saying it bothers him though after dm leaks where he explicitly said or others said that he was or reported that he said it upsetted him, and now hes actually throwing legally tantrums and catching charges over "aw shucks" ruining his faggy social media op. also i just realized mexico is corn central. because of 1 corn joke his son is now corn and his life revolves around corn including fleeing from his corn court case into the land of corn down south while having his home pelted with corn. while coping with this reality by drinking fermented corn mash by the dozen.
now hes just outright saying it bothers him though after dm leaks where he explicitly said or others said that he was or reported that he said it upsetted him, and now hes actually throwing legally tantrums and catching charges over "aw shucks" ruining his faggy social media op. also i just realized mexico is corn central. because of 1 corn joke his son is now corn and his life revolves around corn including fleeing from his corn court case into the land of corn down south while having his home pelted with corn. while coping with this reality by drinking fermented corn mash by the dozen.
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Does anyone have the full transcript of what Ralph had to say about the "Corn"?
Ralph is clearly fucked off because he wants to post a photo to show he has been with Xander, but if people see the corn on Xander's clothing, Ralph will become a laughing stock.
That's why Ralph wants a no corn policy for Xander's clothing when he visits.
If Ralph didn't want to grift off being a "Trad Dad", and didn't want to post pics of Xander, I doubt he would care that much.
Ralph is clearly fucked off because he wants to post a photo to show he has been with Xander, but if people see the corn on Xander's clothing, Ralph will become a laughing stock.
That's why Ralph wants a no corn policy for Xander's clothing when he visits.
If Ralph didn't want to grift off being a "Trad Dad", and didn't want to post pics of Xander, I doubt he would care that much.
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The stream where MWV read the transcript from earlier today is still up, but basically this seemed to be his main point of contention and he sperged out and accused Faith of purposefully aylawging him. The judge was thoroughly bemused and tacked on a stipulation at the end of the hearing that for future visitations Xander must be dressed in "neutral" clothing without any branding or logos, which is why Ralph a win these past few days.
Be aware that Ralph was visibly intoxicated for the entire hearing and his lawyer literally yelled at him to shut up multiple times.
I wish I had more time to summarize the court document that Matthew read off, because it's hysterically funny, at Ralph's expense of course.
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Chris-Chan - Behaves like a woman, likes to throw baby tantrums, hates healthy food, also pickles
Ethan Ralph - Behaves like a woman, likes to throw baby tantrums, hates healthy food, also Corn.
Just like all good superheroes should have something to ignite their powers, baddies needs their weaknesses.
Ethan Ralph - Behaves like a woman, likes to throw baby tantrums, hates healthy food, also Corn.
Just like all good superheroes should have something to ignite their powers, baddies needs their weaknesses.