Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Maybe they can get Xander some metokur merch for Ralph's next visit if it ever happened.
I'd rather have a four star Metokur day, and have cancer, than have any kind of Ralph day, five stars or not.
Poor Ralph having his beloved Makers Mark forever ruined because of a simple corn joke.
Remember this all started with a corn joke. Imagine being a fat midget and destroying your life because you were mad about corn.
 
Autism triggered

Yeah, what we call “corn” in the Americas is maize. In the UK, “corn” generally refers to barley.

I think the term “corn” is etymologically related to “kernel”

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Yep.

Ralpha better be careful with all this Europe shit. No trigger warnings, anything can be corn..
That makes sense. I’ve been wondering if there’s a way to tie in the Traffic song ‘John Barleycorn Must Die’ with sacrificing Ralph.
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The Gunt doesn't allow her to have a phone.
She has a phone. She just doesn't have a plan anymore because Harry stopped paying. As its locked to a US carrier ( and probably not fully paid for ) she will need to buy a Mexican phone & plan. She said on stream she wanted a Huawei.
 
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She has a phone. She just doesn't have a plan anymore because Harry stopped paying. As its locked to a US carrier ( and probably not fully paid for ) she will need to buy a Mexican phone & plan. She said on stream she wanted a Huawei.
America first, am I right guys?

The only way to appease Tucker Carlson is to worship him by getting a Chinese spy phone.
 
I totally believe that Ralph would be pathetic enough to be offended by this shirt, just because it has a corn cob on it.

I totally believe that the Vickers family (and specifically his grandfather) realize that Ralph would be pathetic enough to be offended by a shirt with a corn cob on it and would be pathetic enough themselves to purchase and dress him in this shirt just to try to piss him off.

Nobody in this scenario is innocent, except for the child who is totally innocent and didn't ask for any of this.
What are you a retard? It's very normal and mature to name your son after somebody your ex hates to piss him off and dress him in a corn shirt to piss your ex off and then post all this on the internet to get e clout from trolls.
Children are literally just props for your proxy wars against your exes as Ralph and Faith have proven.
 
Damn, so this retard is actually addmiting that the true orign of the demon baby is the corn joke. Congratulation @Null., you are a father!

The joke went full circle.

  1. Josh makes a corn joke.
  2. Ralph burns bridge over corn joke.
  3. Josh talks about wanting children.
  4. Ralph becomes obsessed on how virile he is compared to Josh, and gets a woman pregnant to spite Josh for making a corn joke.
  5. The only time he ever meets his son, he's wearing a shirt referencing the corn joke Josh made that inspired Ralph to make that child out of spite for a corn joke.
  6. Ralph hollers at the judge that his son wears a corn shirt inspired by a corn joke Josh made that made Ralph make a child to spite Josh for making corn jokes.
The amount of influence Null has on Ralph is comical.
 
@Telemeter the quote function isn’t working right now for me but our deer feeder Null is quite the wigger whisperer. Impressive.

Ralph is really in the gutter these days. There are probably inmates on death row that wouldn’t swap lives with him right now.
 
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Ralph fancies himself an author and has repeatedly said he will write a book about his life. Anyone holding an RO on him will prevent him from discussing anything that happens between him and them. Going to be more missing pages in that book than Faith's journal.
I believe @MWV has said that Ralph is allowed to say the truth about a lot of things. For instance he can say "XANDER IS MAH SON!". The problem isn't so much that Ralph can't talk about certain things and he's not allowed to lie. I do wonder if he could talk about his and Ade's relationship is he did not use her name but otherwise told the truth?
 
I believe @MWV has said that Ralph is allowed to say the truth about a lot of things. For instance he can say "XANDER IS MAH SON!". The problem isn't so much that Ralph can't talk about certain things and he's not allowed to lie. I do wonder if he could talk about his and Ade's relationship is he did not use her name but otherwise told the truth?
It would likely depend on the details. Ralph is certainly allowed to relay any facts about anyone he likes and it is totally legal. The problem is more that this is Ralph we are talking about and he is mentally unable to do that without editorializing.
 
What are you a retard? It's very normal and mature to name your son after somebody your ex hates to piss him off and dress him in a corn shirt to piss your ex off and then post all this on the internet to get e clout from trolls.
Children are literally just props for your proxy wars against your exes as Ralph and Faith have proven.
Tbf Xander is named after a character on a tv show vs Zander who provided one of the best if not the best sperg outs from Ralph. ‘Alexander’ is such a common name but a great name some would say.

The corn clothes is great esp since it’s a huge normie TikTok meme and Ralph cries internet bully victim and explained why corn clothes makes him so upsetti to the judge. Vs being an adult and being above silliness like memes.

Gunt is bothered and shows everyone everything gets to him and cried to the judge “I am being bullied online by Josh Moon, he sent the 🌽 after me.” Hilarious to me that he is crying internet bully victim whilst claiming “W’s”.. yes the number one victim in the sector!
 
@Telemeter the quote function isn’t working right now for me but our deer feeder Null is quite the wigger whisperer. Impressive.

Ralph is really in the gutter these days. There are probably inmates on death row that wouldn’t swap lives with him right now.
He’s down bad enough that he’s started picking and pulling at his beard the way Cyraxx picks at his head. Would be funny if he’s already got crabs in his beard from going down on Mexican tranny prostitutes.
 
Tbf Xander is named after a character on a tv show vs Zander who provided one of the best if not the best sperg outs from Ralph. ‘Alexander’ is such a common name but a great name some would say.

The corn clothes is great esp since it’s a huge normie TikTok meme and Ralph cries internet bully victim and explained why corn clothes makes him so upsetti to the judge. Vs being an adult and being above silliness like memes.

Gunt is bothered and shows everyone everything gets to him and cried to the judge “I am being bullied online by Josh Moon, he sent the 🌽 after me.” Hilarious to me that he is crying internet bully victim whilst claiming “W’s”.. yes the number one victim in the sector!
You will never convince me that they chose Xander over Alexander for any other reason than the association with Xanax. "Our fashion accessory is named after a pill, see how edgy we are?" Only a complete piece of garbage would use a child the way this one's parent's and grandparent currently are.
 
Piggy has just received a request from his existing lawyer, the one representing him in the Faith case, for a $4,000 retainer.

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If stealing his father in law’s credit card to pay for his $1.99 drive by wedding didn’t convince you he was broke… How about ebegging for a $4k retainer, which is CHEAP.

So he’s a panhandling while chat ignores him and discusses the JQ.
 
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