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I went back to an old forum I used to visit at the behest of my friend, @MehicTUH_92. He pointed this out to me.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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Has this been reported to the police?
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Well that escalated quickly.
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There is a guy in my D&D group who is morbidly obese and went on a major rant about where the genitalia (cloaca) of my character ws once I revealed she was female (the character was an aarakroca so she looked like this
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He also just randomly ranted about his ewight (250 lbs) in a session and he has no concept of roleplaying and just insults people in the campaign out of character and never does anything in character
He also just randomly ranted about his ewight (250 lbs) in a session and he has no concept of roleplaying and just insults people in the campaign out of character and never does anything in character
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So the person I mentioned who went from normal to lolcow during the time we've known each other (this is the one who now claims to be multiple and has OC's as headmates) is now claiming to be intersex and is "just now discovering this".
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Intersex is a physical condition you're born with. You don't just fucking suddenly discover that you don't have a dick or a vagina.
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Yeah, you'd think it wouldn't take someone 20+ years to find out they're intersex.
Remember, this person had been perfectly comfortable identifying as a cis female until claiming to be nonbinary a couple years ago.
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. I didn't ever even bother looking down at my genitals until a couple days ago. We can only assume she did the same.
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Yep. He was arrested and charged with animal cruelty and the distribution of indecent materials. He got a fine and his mommy paid it.
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This session he randomly played bad appleThere is a guy in my D&D group who is morbidly obese and went on a major rant about where the genitalia (cloaca) of my character ws once I revealed she was female (the character was an aarakroca so she looked like this
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He also just randomly ranted about his ewight (250 lbs) in a session and he has no concept of roleplaying and just insults people in the campaign out of character and never does anything in character
So he is a pedophile who likes lolicon
Also he only plays female characters
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A brother of mine told me of an autistic spoiled kid who attends his middle School. Apparently the autistic kid is obessed with internet culture as well as being such an A-Log (that's right, we got a kid who hates Chris Chan without knowing he's becoming much like him). Of course he is very socially awkward and also has gal pals. His parents however are kind of upper class and they really hadn't done a good job taking care of him in terms of ACTUALLY being social. I would like to tell some stories if you guys want.
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So apparently this autistic kid is not like any other. Most autistic kids in his special ed classes are not some self-entitled ding dong who thinks that everyone should like what they like. But this isn't the case with him though. Apparently my brother discovered him out of pity at 6th grade. But the autist was already a laughing stock such as twerking for his "gal pals" and complaining about not having any friends. He's known for being such a whiner in some cases such as threatening to commit suicide by lightly hitting his head against the wall. The most infamous case I know of is him humping a desk because of something about a test or participating a group project whatsoever. He's also an animal sperg over lizards(ironic he doesn't do a decent job taking care of his pet lizards). Anyways, he also has an ego so big that he actually resented this one blind girl in this class and said, "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE USE A LASER POINTER TO MY EYE?". However he's not too involved in the web so that excludes him from getting some possible "e-fame" for a while.
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Oh man, this reminds me of another story of my middle school lolcow. So, me and Lolcow ended up in the same school play, with two of my other friends doing stage crew. We were talking about something with him and... I REALLY can't remember what set him off but he suddenly screamed he was going to commit suicide and ran off somewhere. Naturally, my friends and I were afraid for him and tore around the school looking for him. We finally found him like a half hour later in an easily-missed back room off of the auditorium, staring blankly at a long wooden stick, as tall as he was, that he was holding in his hands. We thought he was going to use the stick to kill himself, so we took the stick and called a teacher to collect him.
I have no idea what he really wanted to do with that stick a decade later. Give that it had blunt ends, it looked like it'd be exceedingly painful as a suicide implement.
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Lavern ended up apologizing to our whole class but nobody checks their email and therefore didn't care. I don't think I'm going to be able to post much about her anymore but if you guys remember, I mentioned before that my step brother's now wife turned into one. I have many updates on her!
Edit: She closed down her Facebook just now after I posted this. Hm.
Both her and my step brother are both pretty freshly 18. They were together four months and got married on the 21st. Anyway, me and my husband arrived 30 minutes early to help set up because, well, I remember how freaking terrible putting together weddings are. Originally we got uninvited because of the whole event I posted about earlier, but we got reinvited and when we arrived, me and my husband found out that he was a groomsmen. He was not dressed for it.
Anyway, the wedding party was supposed to be there at 9:30 to 10:00. They didn't get there til 12:45 (45 minutes after the wedding was supposed to start). The cake had collapsed before it got there. They forget their wedding rings and therefore had to exchange my step mom and Dad's wedding rings, and took them off before the pictures. So the married couple weren't wearing rings for their photos. They had to run and get a second cake but the first layer of that cake ended up collapsing on itself too. She also was wearing these fucking killer high heels- I'll post them here soon, and she got stuck in a crack because these things were not made for fucking walking in.
Anyway, the wedding party was supposed to be there at 9:30 to 10:00. They didn't get there til 12:45 (45 minutes after the wedding was supposed to start). The cake had collapsed before it got there. They forget their wedding rings and therefore had to exchange my step mom and Dad's wedding rings, and took them off before the pictures. So the married couple weren't wearing rings for their photos. They had to run and get a second cake but the first layer of that cake ended up collapsing on itself too. She also was wearing these fucking killer high heels- I'll post them here soon, and she got stuck in a crack because these things were not made for fucking walking in.
As a side note, a basic graduation set (Cap, gown) is 39 while the super fancy ones are close to 300 dollars and the high school she goes too, that I went too, does not charge for you to go to school and works with you.
Her message to me
Her message to me
Edit: She closed down her Facebook just now after I posted this. Hm.
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Goddamn, your step brother is a fucking idiot.
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He is and it only gets better! My step sister sent me these screen shots between her and Sierra. My step sister is the green text.
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No idea, which is strange to me. I know earlier this month she asked if we'd pay her phone bill, while she had a job. If the school was ACTUALLY charging her, the only reason I could think of is book fees, but it's high school and her guardians, who make bucko bux, should have that paid off already, and even if they didn't, the school doesn't keep you from graduating for that or else I would have never graduated. Only the asking me for 39 dollars makes sense, like I said, that's the cost of the cap and gown and tassle itself.
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Here's a picture of these heels that she got stuck in a crack
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