DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Skippy Shortbottom said:
You guys wish for DSPolitics but I'm thinkin DSP Builds it would be for a better time.

It explains so much on why he sucks so bad at videogames. Dude has no problem solving skills. Dude couldn't figure out how to put the valve stopper on correctly.
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As much as i would like to see dsp fuck up something he will build, i cant cause that implies a future where he does a Gundam model kit and ill pity the poor suit that has to go through that fate.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
As much as i would like to see dsp fuck up something he will build, i cant cause that implies a future where he does a Gundam model kit and ill pity the poor suit that has to go through that fate.
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lmao I can already imagine that hypothetical stream, the first hour and a half would be his "My History with Gundam" fake fan gum flapping session, then the final half an hour of it would be him not being able to put even just two things from the kit together and declaring the instructions "wrong" before ragequitting it and doing an imprahmptu QnA session

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LostMy1stAccount said:
Is it just me or is his new tard helmet ugly as fuck?
I mean, if you are going for a one time gimmick for your Super Bowl/Not Super Bowl stream and decide to get yourself a helmet, wouldn't you at least get a flashy color?
Something like a bright red or blue?
But leave it to Dave to get a dark helmet with ugly ass beige mixed in.
He seriously has the mind of an 80 year old.
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It makes him look like Jagi from Fist of the North Star. Makes sense given that Jagi also has an oddly-shaped head.
 
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Draventren the Squeakuel said:
I watched chunks of Secret Limited's worst of 2022 video (I can't handle all the toxicity in one sitting so it's taking me a week to watch the whole thing) as well as other clips from more recent dsp rants. He's gotten stuck on this idea that its his morality that keeps him from taking the "easy" money. This has got the old noggin joggin for me. How, exactly, would any of the following violate anyone's morals: taking sponsorships, being on a podcast with two weirdos, talking about news/drama? The only one I can kinda see is the last one, if you're against gossiping, but we know Phil isn't because he creates and spreads gossip about others.

But all of those options are against Phil's morality. Instead - IF we are to believe his word - he chooses to: make his wife and catson live paycheque to paycheque because of a violate income stream and outstanding debts he keeps adding to, make his neighbors have to deal with his trolls potentially causing real life problems for them, on more than on occasion have to potentially let his pet go without food or needed medical attention because of lack of funds, and force his wife to live in a house that is in constant disrepair.

What sort of fucked morality is that where being embarrassed or "selling out" hurts you more than seeing your family, people who depend on you, suffer because of your irresponsibility? I deliberately left out the take money from his dents and force his parents to live in a violence filled ghetto because I wanted to focus in on the things he's admitted to doing, not the things he doesn't see as a problem.
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Sponsorship wise I think he knows deep down he won't get any, and wouldn't want his dents giving their money to someone else for a cut of it later when he can have it all now. Podcast is due to him genuinely believing he is not a lolcow and makes meaningful contact, along with the fear of being confronted by someone outside his hugbox and having his addiction exposed.
 
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Balr0g said:
First a micropenne now a microhead? What's next? Phil tinyhands?
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It's a shame the condo complex doesn't have a pool so we could hear about his struggles finding arm floaties that fit!

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"My arms keep slipping right out! Are these things made for Hulk Hogan's pythons?"
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Is it just me or is his new tard helmet ugly as fuck?
I mean, if you are going for a one time gimmick for your Super Bowl/Not Super Bowl stream and decide to get yourself a helmet, wouldn't you at least get a flashy color?
Something like a bright red or blue?
But leave it to Dave to get a dark helmet with ugly ass beige mixed in.
He seriously has the mind of an 80 year old.
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"I'm not a children's entertainer, idiot 🐐"
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Piece of Peace said:
"I'm not a children's entertainer, idiot 🐐"



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What the fuck is wrong with his tongue? He looks like he has an ass with cheeks in his mouth??? That shit is swollen all over. His mouth must have generations worth of bacteria in it, goddamn. I have to say, there's few lolcows I've seen that immediately make me want to curb stomp them. Cyrax comes to mind. But I'd stomp DSP first. An absolutely repulsive creature inside and out
 
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I think Pigroach is aware that some of his cult members are lonely alcoholics, so the superbowl "event" is all about encouraging drinking to lubricate velcro wallets. I mean this is the oldest trick in the book, that's why they give out complimentary drinks at the casino.
 
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ParksydeDhil said:
The most annoying thing about Phil, really is the fact, that he expects the same support every stream. Like he doesn't consider his dents' money is finite?
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The money he gets from a stream vanishes overnight, so yes, he does see his dents as an infinite pool of money.
Chernabog said:
"They gave me a really tiny screwdriver, I'll never use this, you can finger tighten these ones seeee"

5 secs later.

"This screw is so tiny and the hole is so tiny my fat fucking fingers can't get the tiny screw in the tiny hole *drops screw* what do they expect me to do here

Geeze if only you they had included a tiny fastening tool ya big dumb dumb dummmmy
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I'm sure if Dave Burnell saw his son struggling with a kids helmet and basic directions he would wish he was harder on Phil. It's amazing to think that the sperm cell that Phil was outpaced everything else. The Burnell seed must be cursed.
 
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