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Damn, Polissa basically being the Hitler of transfolx. Josh needs to come pick up his alt-right MAGA conservative death squad queen before she genocides all the transwomen.
Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags
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Yes, and she outright admitted that he was an AGP trooning out to "escape" male expectations.
Same. You know what they say about broken clocks. Probably the only thing I agree with her on.
I wonder if Polissa is one of those people that think that a woman automatically gets x amount to every (white) man's dollar when the reality is much more convulted. Women may earn less as a whole, but it's because of the jobs they take or y'know, staying home for the kids. Which is long outdated, given how many households depend on two or more incomes at this point. But Polissa wouldn't know that since, y'know, she doesn't work and hasn't worked since her yeast infection was old enough to be potty trained.
I love how she started straight up lecturing them about privilege, only to shift to motivational speaker mode towards the end. Trannies really do not care about nuance or compromise. If they can colonize a space, they fucking will, and they will take every true and honest woman down with them. That's why trannies are such a menace to society. And yet, she wants to do this on a platform where they hold the most power. That is textbook stupid. She'll be banned for "hate speech" long before they will.
I can see Polissa pulling the exact same shit that Joh did (and other lolcows do) if she got an account here. She'd expose herself immediately and be instantly mocked and downvoted to hell and back. I'd kill for a Null DM 2.0 event. Null was actually very lenient with Josh.
Polissa is peak Dunning-Krueger. She thinks she's the biggest authority on everything, despite despising actual authority. Learning when to back down, even if you're right, is one of the most vital life skills IMO. Her policing trannies on privilege in one of their greatest strongholds is such a dumb move. Like you said, there's no talking sense to these people. She doesn't realize it, though, so I'm both facepalming and snickering at this. Especially if she truly thinks that what she's saying is making her an ally (which I'm sure she does, because Polissa cannot comprehend her native language well). A passing "sisters" mention won't do shit to appease them.
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If polissa's yeast is 21 years old does that mean it's legal/morally okay if she vag chugs beer made from her own yeast or is that cannibalism?
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Surprisingly based take from Polissa. I do agree with her and I definitely saw this take coming based on her JKR and Aretha Franklin TikToks. I'm just so sick of identity politics. As much as I like the thought of a tranny revolt against her ala cat lady twitter, I would much rather prefer a cat update or a trumpet house update please, I don't care about tranny shit.
Also, as a faggot I do not want her as an "ally". We're perfectly fine our own without your stinky ass, thanks. Oh wait, nobody cares about the real LGB community anymore, it's all about asspatting delusional retards kek.
Also, as a faggot I do not want her as an "ally". We're perfectly fine our own without your stinky ass, thanks. Oh wait, nobody cares about the real LGB community anymore, it's all about asspatting delusional retards kek.
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Morally wrong on the part of the yeast which arguably is more sentient than she is
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And, while they may deny it, and shriek about "eugenics," and "genocide," and how their lives are constantly in mortal danger, they have troon privilege, as well. Just look at how much destruction Yaniv has been allowed to leave in his wake, only because he's a tranny—and he's far from the only one.
Polissa has challenged troons to a gunfight over Harry Potter, when the only weapon she has is not only a knife, but one of those fake rubber knives bought at a Halloween store.
She is simply too dumb for this fight, which is why she's entered into it in the first place.
Alternately, you continue to present opposing viewpoints, seek out others who share those views, and build a community of dissenters, despite all attempts to silence you. But that takes brains, and the ability to stand up to the threats and insults that will come your way—neither of which Polissa has.
Yeah, the only people you can reach are the ones who either still don't realize what a menace the trans movement is, or who privately question it, but think they're alone in doing so. You can peak those people easily.
The trannies themselves? They can't be reasoned with because nothing they say to defend their positions is based upon reason or facts. The best you can do is expose and mock them here, or on Twitter at @troonytoons or @malesofreddit, because free, open mockery of any "sacred" group's most unsavory aspects ultimately diminishes its power. That's why @libsoftiktok created such a furor on the left and got branded a "hate" account—while doing nothing more than reposting material insane lefties had already made public.
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Polissa makes a great point about them bringing their privilege with them post-troonout, I never actually thought of it that way. If only she had the brains and the balls to stick it to these insane troons.
I would say that they have more power on Reddit than any other social media platform, I’ve seen some pushback against woke people and neopronouns on my FYP.
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Good food for thought. The SRS horrors and TikTok general threads are loaded with trannies, obviously, but then you get stuff like this:
Given that Polissa claims she's for the trannies (and how she's a female misogynist as a whole), I'd be curious if or how she responds to this despite that Cory is right. You're also right that the Reddit tranny jannies have completely colonized that platform, though. The few remaining decent subreddits are "coincidentally" the ones with the fewest trannies in them. TikTok is cancer but the tranny takeover is not as extensive.
She posted more TikToks yesterday, but they're mostly of the "sit and nod" variety. I don't think you guys were aching to see Polissa film ten seconds of daffodils, either. Only a couple were of any true archival value.
One of them is a video of how James (her late drug addicted stepfather that tried his damndest to help her succeed despite his own problems) loved her from the moment he saw her as a three month old baby (a story she told in December), and how he died from a drug overdose around this time of year. I feel for James. If there is an afterlife, I hope he found peace.
I may transcribe this if I have time, but I also close/open tonight/tomorrow.
Also, I do not recall when Polissa insisted that Lincoln was Melungeon, but she used her favored tactic of responding to a critic by posting a screencap of some obviously fake bullshit as "evidence" because it was the first result she clicked on
That birthdate, though.
Also, while it's Wikipedia, it provides context. The theory that Lincoln was Melungeon came from one race faking guy that was promptly, throughly debunked after suggesting it in the 1990s. So Polissa somehow found out about this theory and being super gullible, fell for it.
Finally, I'm only posting this nodding video because it's Polissa and Joh in their car (he appears at the very end)
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That last video is so strange but only because when it cuts to Joh he's sitting in the exact same seat as her. So how did they film this? She got out and said "babe, get out of the driver side and into the passenger side and take a picture for my video"? And does this confirm that he got his license or are they still driving illegally? I have so many questions.
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I think when it's her, it's a virtual background using the still picture of him as the base, if that makes sense. And typically, the "Oh shit!" handle isn't on the driver's side so I think that's a picture of him in the passenger seat.
What I want to know about is the Coke bottle glasses. Diabetic retinopathy? Macular degeneration? It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
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He looks like a child molester
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Polissa may have a point, but let's not let this thread devolve into a tranny bitchfest.
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This actually makes a lot of sense. Re-watching the clip I can see the green screen around her face flicker in and out. I didn't consider her using a picture as a background image for her green screen (idk how TikTok filters work lol). So if we were to infer that Polissa was the one driving, has it been confirmed she has a license? What about insurance? I would put money on that they have expired tags and no insurance.
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Her insurance got rescinded in like November? Before she DFE'd there were tweets about it.
She's caused accidents by running lights and then blaming it on "MUH BRAIN FOG" before. Her insurance premiums were something absurd like $350
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Step dads who don’t molest you are unheard of in Polissa’s circles. She didn’t deserve him.
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According to Polissa, Joh got his license on February 24, 2022 (Chris Love Day/Start of the Russia-Ukraine War). So we have a roughly year comparison of how he looks then and now.
Well. We know how that went.
More Po'lissa content from the last two nights. I'll transcribe when I can if @Diet Coke 4 Life doesn't get to them first.
From last night:
Stephanie Meyer announced more Twilight, I suppose? Polissa was very happy at this. I wonder if she knows that Meyer is a very devout Mormon.
A response to the troon that commented on her vid. More a very public "yo, DM me!" request than anything
Tonight's promise Doomsday Prepping and... Hobbit living?
Polissa is very scared about spy balloons, so she bought a ton of cheap crap at Walmart and Dollar Tree to stuff her bugout bag with. Some of it is... interesting.
Bonus cat sighting:
And then a response to something else that I feel like I missed. TikTok is shit at showing you quoted posts. It's either that or Polissa is replying to spam again (what think tank?)
Well. We know how that went.
More Po'lissa content from the last two nights. I'll transcribe when I can if @Diet Coke 4 Life doesn't get to them first.
From last night:
Stephanie Meyer announced more Twilight, I suppose? Polissa was very happy at this. I wonder if she knows that Meyer is a very devout Mormon.
A response to the troon that commented on her vid. More a very public "yo, DM me!" request than anything
Tonight's promise Doomsday Prepping and... Hobbit living?
Polissa is very scared about spy balloons, so she bought a ton of cheap crap at Walmart and Dollar Tree to stuff her bugout bag with. Some of it is... interesting.
Bonus cat sighting:
And then a response to something else that I feel like I missed. TikTok is shit at showing you quoted posts. It's either that or Polissa is replying to spam again (what think tank?)
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Drunken transcriptions incoming - blame Super Bowl for typos lolz (will be edited as each transcription gets completed if nobody posts anything in-between - that way if I clonk out in a pleasant haze, ’s whatever and this shit ain’t sittin’ on my laptop unposted)
Sorry, those 2 are it for now - 'm about to pass out an' gotta sleep enough to not be hung over so I can boot the goblin's ass outta the house in time for school in a few hours. Wish me luck.
(pause, tongue-smack, breath) So Stephanie Meyers has come out and said she has (delay) 2 new (delay) Twilight books in the works.
(wrinkle-chin almost-smirk, pause, nod with fatty eyes squinting shut, long pause) And I have a confession. Off course by now you’ve probably figured out if I’m making this video, once upon a time I was a Twihard (TN: she likes piss-poor writing and shallow characters and shit stories and the worst romance of all time such that my two fucking cats who lazily try to kill each other daily have a better love story? Not surprising. Or maybe it’s the creepy pedo-wolf shit that gets her going. I dunno. I didn’t make it past the 1st chapter in book 1 because the writing made me want to pry my eyes out of my skull and I loathed the main character so much I didn’t want to continue on. Knowledge of pedo-wolf and the rest of the story is gleaned from associates.)
(Looooong pause, looks to her right for inspiration) Um, that, those books and those movies got me through the very first years of being on disability, because I had no clue what to do with myself and (caption says ‘for’ but nope) my time. (TN: you could have read better literature. Or gotten a work-from-home job after your doctor-shopping landed you that ‘fibre’ bullshit diagnosis and got you your pity bux. Also, transcriber wants to shove face through laptop and scream because there is no grammar in these captions, and Pissa the Artiste can’t be fucking bothered to correct anything before putting that shit online. And this genius-level nincompoop thought to speak on nuclear power, foreign relations and macroeconomics. HAH.)
(There) I went from working 40 hours a week to at home and bored out of my mind. (TN: doesn’t mention ‘in excruciating pain’ because goodness knows, on those days when the transcriber’s own disabilities are kicking the transcriber’s ass from here to Kingdom Come the transcriber is NOT bored and instead is praying for the blessed relief of pain medication and sleep to take the transcriber to a happy place and fuck everything. Muh debilitating fibro, so valid, much wow.) And I latched onto Twilight. (TN: Please note that Pissa hasn’t italicized a book title a single time in her captions. Our authoress here probably doesn’t know you’re suppose to do so.)
(Pause, tongue smack, deep breath) But here’s my problem. (TN: You’re illiterate and on too much ‘medicine’ to read now?) Ohhhh! (This is said with a constipation-face) In my deconstruction of my faith, of (captions say ‘in’) my ideas and my thought processes and who I was and yada yada yada (long pause, creepy fat grin) I (which is missing in the captions) deconstructed Twilight (TN: Transcriber is quite confused, because what the fuck is she talking about? She should have done this with her initial reading, as deconstruction is critical analysis of the philosophical and literary language presented. It’s literally you applying your own thought process to text and working the language and conceptual systems of said text, figuring out the meaning behind it and the assumptions implicit in it. This is what you fucking do when you read if you apply ANY thought to what you’re dissecting with your eyeballs. It’s reading the final 3 chapters of Moby Dick, and realizing that Ishmael’s lovely description of the hawk and the flag of the ill-fated Pequod wasn’t him saying ‘lookit this cool shit, this bird kept fuckin’ with the flag so the ship fuckin’ killed the bird, yo’ but rather enlightening the reader to the fact that Ahab’s mania and dark focus so tainted his ship and his crew that Heaven itself tried to wrest his dark desires away, symbolized by the attempt to remove the flag from his ship - but with his dark drive to slaughter the whale and his men’s unwillingness to abandon him to his dark desires, the ship became a devil fit only to haul those sinners, the slothful who would not break free of Ahab’s control and do what is right, to their doom. As it falls, following the righteous whale that hauls Ahab to his own doom, the ship takes not only the lives of the crew but a piece of Heaven with it as it fell into Hell, a testement to the depths of Ahab’s wickedness and its spread through the souls of the men who followed him devoutly. It can be interpreted also as the death of the hope for Heaven for the doomed men of the Pequod, as their stygian vessel plunges into the icy darkness of Hell.)
(Transcriber realizes that transcriber is drunk, just sperged on forever about the end of fucking Moby Dick and begs forgiveness.)
(Transcriber also forgot that Pissa puts gerbils on a 10 foot high pedestal when it comes to intellectual prowess. She ranks right below gravel and possibly slightly above dust. She has no ability to actually apply thought to any literature her eyeballs encounter. Carry on.)
And I… (pause) Hmmmmm. (Shifty eyes to her right, pause) I don’t know if I can watch or read or do anything with Twilight anymore. I haven’t even read Midnight Sun. Like, that’s how detached I’ve become from it. (TN: That’s not deconstructing the book, shitmonger, that’s losing interest.) And I don’t know why. (Because tastes change. And you’ve become so fucking lazy that reading is not your scene anymore. You have cats to neglect now, after all.) Like (pause) there’s a lot of really cringy stuff once you really dig underneath (and she JUST NOW realized this) and you realize how seeped in purity culture (it’s call Puritan, not purity culture, you dipshit) is into the books (and that statement made zero actual sense).
(TN: Transcriber may have to withdraw the earlier criticism concerning her deconstructing the literature. It appears the first however-many times she read it/watched the movies, she didn’t pay attention to shit and just said ‘yay happy brain fluff vampires bitchy main character baby werewolf yay’ and has now applied just a modicum of thought to it. Maybe. I might be reaching here. This IS Pissa, after all.)
(Deep breath, shifty-eyes, long pause) And then yeah I even deconstructed vampire-ism (because she doesn’t pronounce vampirism correctly). Because I was obsessed with vampires for a really long time, like vampire books and vampire movies and supernatural and stuff. But when you start digging down deep and figuring out why (awkward giggle) Yeah, it doesn’t really (deep breath) it’s not as enjoyable to watch anymore. (She’s only a few years late to the ‘better than Twilight’ memes) Gosh darn it! I can’t put them (pauses, stutter) Can’t put the Jack-in-the-Box back in the box. (Corrections to the captions provided by transcriber. Along with the grammar. As always.) It’s stuck out, so I don’t know if I can do it. (Transcriber would like to wax on about how nostalgia doesn’t save everything and how the transcriber can’t watch Thundercats anymore because the voice acting is SO HORRENDOUS and the dialogue is SO FORCED and the plot is SO INSIPID… but the transcriber would happily watch it again with the transcriber’s goblin, because whatever, and if there were to be a modern movie made of that shit the transcriber would have tickets in a heartbeat if only to laugh at that shit if it sucks and be enamored if it’s grand. Pissa doesn’t have the mental capacity to separate/segregate/compartmentalize things or think of them in context, so her loss.) I don’t know if I can read another 2 books. (You can’t.) Uh, but, yeah, I used to be a Twihard.
(Cringe face, slow blinks, long pause, jump cut) I will say, though, um, I still enjoy the music from all the movies. Uh, that was some of the most, like, amazing, um, soundtracks from any movie and that’s another thing of mine, is I-I don’t… (pause) I-I collect soundtracks. (TN: her captions say ‘I don’t collect soundtracks’ but her words say she does. BRILLIANT EDITING, PISSA.) I listen to counteracts and not just individual artist albums unless it’s, like, Queen. (Guessing her favorite song is Fat Bottom Girls.) Yeah. Or Elton John. (Awkward giggle)
(wrinkle-chin almost-smirk, pause, nod with fatty eyes squinting shut, long pause) And I have a confession. Off course by now you’ve probably figured out if I’m making this video, once upon a time I was a Twihard (TN: she likes piss-poor writing and shallow characters and shit stories and the worst romance of all time such that my two fucking cats who lazily try to kill each other daily have a better love story? Not surprising. Or maybe it’s the creepy pedo-wolf shit that gets her going. I dunno. I didn’t make it past the 1st chapter in book 1 because the writing made me want to pry my eyes out of my skull and I loathed the main character so much I didn’t want to continue on. Knowledge of pedo-wolf and the rest of the story is gleaned from associates.)
(Looooong pause, looks to her right for inspiration) Um, that, those books and those movies got me through the very first years of being on disability, because I had no clue what to do with myself and (caption says ‘for’ but nope) my time. (TN: you could have read better literature. Or gotten a work-from-home job after your doctor-shopping landed you that ‘fibre’ bullshit diagnosis and got you your pity bux. Also, transcriber wants to shove face through laptop and scream because there is no grammar in these captions, and Pissa the Artiste can’t be fucking bothered to correct anything before putting that shit online. And this genius-level nincompoop thought to speak on nuclear power, foreign relations and macroeconomics. HAH.)
(There) I went from working 40 hours a week to at home and bored out of my mind. (TN: doesn’t mention ‘in excruciating pain’ because goodness knows, on those days when the transcriber’s own disabilities are kicking the transcriber’s ass from here to Kingdom Come the transcriber is NOT bored and instead is praying for the blessed relief of pain medication and sleep to take the transcriber to a happy place and fuck everything. Muh debilitating fibro, so valid, much wow.) And I latched onto Twilight. (TN: Please note that Pissa hasn’t italicized a book title a single time in her captions. Our authoress here probably doesn’t know you’re suppose to do so.)
(Pause, tongue smack, deep breath) But here’s my problem. (TN: You’re illiterate and on too much ‘medicine’ to read now?) Ohhhh! (This is said with a constipation-face) In my deconstruction of my faith, of (captions say ‘in’) my ideas and my thought processes and who I was and yada yada yada (long pause, creepy fat grin) I (which is missing in the captions) deconstructed Twilight (TN: Transcriber is quite confused, because what the fuck is she talking about? She should have done this with her initial reading, as deconstruction is critical analysis of the philosophical and literary language presented. It’s literally you applying your own thought process to text and working the language and conceptual systems of said text, figuring out the meaning behind it and the assumptions implicit in it. This is what you fucking do when you read if you apply ANY thought to what you’re dissecting with your eyeballs. It’s reading the final 3 chapters of Moby Dick, and realizing that Ishmael’s lovely description of the hawk and the flag of the ill-fated Pequod wasn’t him saying ‘lookit this cool shit, this bird kept fuckin’ with the flag so the ship fuckin’ killed the bird, yo’ but rather enlightening the reader to the fact that Ahab’s mania and dark focus so tainted his ship and his crew that Heaven itself tried to wrest his dark desires away, symbolized by the attempt to remove the flag from his ship - but with his dark drive to slaughter the whale and his men’s unwillingness to abandon him to his dark desires, the ship became a devil fit only to haul those sinners, the slothful who would not break free of Ahab’s control and do what is right, to their doom. As it falls, following the righteous whale that hauls Ahab to his own doom, the ship takes not only the lives of the crew but a piece of Heaven with it as it fell into Hell, a testement to the depths of Ahab’s wickedness and its spread through the souls of the men who followed him devoutly. It can be interpreted also as the death of the hope for Heaven for the doomed men of the Pequod, as their stygian vessel plunges into the icy darkness of Hell.)
(Transcriber realizes that transcriber is drunk, just sperged on forever about the end of fucking Moby Dick and begs forgiveness.)
(Transcriber also forgot that Pissa puts gerbils on a 10 foot high pedestal when it comes to intellectual prowess. She ranks right below gravel and possibly slightly above dust. She has no ability to actually apply thought to any literature her eyeballs encounter. Carry on.)
And I… (pause) Hmmmmm. (Shifty eyes to her right, pause) I don’t know if I can watch or read or do anything with Twilight anymore. I haven’t even read Midnight Sun. Like, that’s how detached I’ve become from it. (TN: That’s not deconstructing the book, shitmonger, that’s losing interest.) And I don’t know why. (Because tastes change. And you’ve become so fucking lazy that reading is not your scene anymore. You have cats to neglect now, after all.) Like (pause) there’s a lot of really cringy stuff once you really dig underneath (and she JUST NOW realized this) and you realize how seeped in purity culture (it’s call Puritan, not purity culture, you dipshit) is into the books (and that statement made zero actual sense).
(TN: Transcriber may have to withdraw the earlier criticism concerning her deconstructing the literature. It appears the first however-many times she read it/watched the movies, she didn’t pay attention to shit and just said ‘yay happy brain fluff vampires bitchy main character baby werewolf yay’ and has now applied just a modicum of thought to it. Maybe. I might be reaching here. This IS Pissa, after all.)
(Deep breath, shifty-eyes, long pause) And then yeah I even deconstructed vampire-ism (because she doesn’t pronounce vampirism correctly). Because I was obsessed with vampires for a really long time, like vampire books and vampire movies and supernatural and stuff. But when you start digging down deep and figuring out why (awkward giggle) Yeah, it doesn’t really (deep breath) it’s not as enjoyable to watch anymore. (She’s only a few years late to the ‘better than Twilight’ memes) Gosh darn it! I can’t put them (pauses, stutter) Can’t put the Jack-in-the-Box back in the box. (Corrections to the captions provided by transcriber. Along with the grammar. As always.) It’s stuck out, so I don’t know if I can do it. (Transcriber would like to wax on about how nostalgia doesn’t save everything and how the transcriber can’t watch Thundercats anymore because the voice acting is SO HORRENDOUS and the dialogue is SO FORCED and the plot is SO INSIPID… but the transcriber would happily watch it again with the transcriber’s goblin, because whatever, and if there were to be a modern movie made of that shit the transcriber would have tickets in a heartbeat if only to laugh at that shit if it sucks and be enamored if it’s grand. Pissa doesn’t have the mental capacity to separate/segregate/compartmentalize things or think of them in context, so her loss.) I don’t know if I can read another 2 books. (You can’t.) Uh, but, yeah, I used to be a Twihard.
(Cringe face, slow blinks, long pause, jump cut) I will say, though, um, I still enjoy the music from all the movies. Uh, that was some of the most, like, amazing, um, soundtracks from any movie and that’s another thing of mine, is I-I don’t… (pause) I-I collect soundtracks. (TN: her captions say ‘I don’t collect soundtracks’ but her words say she does. BRILLIANT EDITING, PISSA.) I listen to counteracts and not just individual artist albums unless it’s, like, Queen. (Guessing her favorite song is Fat Bottom Girls.) Yeah. Or Elton John. (Awkward giggle)
(tongue click, inhale) Comments are on. Duets are on. Stitch is on. Whatever the glitch is is not on my side, so don’t be blamin’ me on that one.
(Draws breath) Um, (tongue click) call me whatever names you feel is going to make you feel better. (Sensical statement right there, as to be expected from our brainiac animal abuser. Oh, pause.) I know where I stand. (Pause) Love will always win, acceptance will always win (but you won’t accept men in women’s spaces, will you? lolz Guess it doesn’t win then!). (tongue click) Harry Potter is just a book (gasp for breath) but it’s a book that has done a lot for the community that I live in (and what community is that, Pissa? Surely you’re not talking about your town).
Kids (TN: kitty is mewling in the background. I wanna rescue it, dammit) who felt alone didn’t feel alone while reading those books. (That’s a reach if I’ve ever heard one. Projection much?) Adults!!! who felt alone no longer felt alone while reading those books. (Yup, verified projection much.)
(Tongue click, deep breath) I have cousins that weren’t even allowed to read those books because of their extreme conservative parents (translator would like to note that it’s not an aspect of conservatism that would stand against fantasy literature, but rather religious extremism. Fiscal conservatives like the transcriber give absolutely no shits. But the world of Pissa is very black and white, so fuck if she’d understand that. Oh, long and awkward pause here). So what makes you any different from them when you don’t want anyone reading the books? Because that’s the whole (gasp) end-goal, right? No one to read the books. (Grammar loses yet again. Transcriber weeps.)
(LOOOONG pause with shifty eyes) Do you not get it? Nothing we do is going to hurt JK Rowling. Nothing. The woman is richer than God. (Transcriber laughs here because there could be a long sperg, but transcriber already Moby Dick sperged tonight and transcriber’s head is woozy, so transcriber will refrain.) So the only thing you’re doing at this point is hurting (le gasp) the children (le gasp) who could get something from those books. And there’s a lot of good in those books. A lot of good.
(Draws breath) Um, (tongue click) call me whatever names you feel is going to make you feel better. (Sensical statement right there, as to be expected from our brainiac animal abuser. Oh, pause.) I know where I stand. (Pause) Love will always win, acceptance will always win (but you won’t accept men in women’s spaces, will you? lolz Guess it doesn’t win then!). (tongue click) Harry Potter is just a book (gasp for breath) but it’s a book that has done a lot for the community that I live in (and what community is that, Pissa? Surely you’re not talking about your town).
Kids (TN: kitty is mewling in the background. I wanna rescue it, dammit) who felt alone didn’t feel alone while reading those books. (That’s a reach if I’ve ever heard one. Projection much?) Adults!!! who felt alone no longer felt alone while reading those books. (Yup, verified projection much.)
(Tongue click, deep breath) I have cousins that weren’t even allowed to read those books because of their extreme conservative parents (translator would like to note that it’s not an aspect of conservatism that would stand against fantasy literature, but rather religious extremism. Fiscal conservatives like the transcriber give absolutely no shits. But the world of Pissa is very black and white, so fuck if she’d understand that. Oh, long and awkward pause here). So what makes you any different from them when you don’t want anyone reading the books? Because that’s the whole (gasp) end-goal, right? No one to read the books. (Grammar loses yet again. Transcriber weeps.)
(LOOOONG pause with shifty eyes) Do you not get it? Nothing we do is going to hurt JK Rowling. Nothing. The woman is richer than God. (Transcriber laughs here because there could be a long sperg, but transcriber already Moby Dick sperged tonight and transcriber’s head is woozy, so transcriber will refrain.) So the only thing you’re doing at this point is hurting (le gasp) the children (le gasp) who could get something from those books. And there’s a lot of good in those books. A lot of good.
Sorry, those 2 are it for now - 'm about to pass out an' gotta sleep enough to not be hung over so I can boot the goblin's ass outta the house in time for school in a few hours. Wish me luck.
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Thanks, @Diet Coke 4 Life. I'm sure you'll get a kick out of the doomsday prepper one. I'm battling some health issues myself (I'm surprised I'm up atm tbh) but saw this and just had to post it. The bugout bag one really deserves its own post (dat haul) and I barely felt up to typing this one up.
Polissa is high as a kite rambling about ice storms, spy balloons, UFOs, aliens, simulators, CERN, and much more. Oh, and she sings "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" by REM very poorly. Remember how Pissa used to claim how well she could sing?
TIL that train derailments are a sign of the Apocalypse! Also I think that CERN runs the world?
She's so fucked up in this. Did she read The National Report via TikTok again?
Straight transcript, because not feeling up to commentary. It's batshit enough on its own, anyway.
Medicine, my ass. I wonder if it's just weed rotting her brain tonight or a combination of drugs.
Polissa is high as a kite rambling about ice storms, spy balloons, UFOs, aliens, simulators, CERN, and much more. Oh, and she sings "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" by REM very poorly. Remember how Pissa used to claim how well she could sing?
TIL that train derailments are a sign of the Apocalypse! Also I think that CERN runs the world?
She's so fucked up in this. Did she read The National Report via TikTok again?
Straight transcript, because not feeling up to commentary. It's batshit enough on its own, anyway.
[Note: Polissa sounds very drugged here. Sounds more like a stoned valley girl]
*sings the chorus to "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)"* It's stuck in my head! *points* Now it's stuck in yourrsss! Have fun with it!
Um, yeah. So. *tongue click* Trying to keep track of everything since... February 1st, and it's what, the 12th? Okay, so in the last 12 days, *long pause* *counts on fingers* train derailment, fungal infections coming out of the southwest, recovering from an ice--major ice storm... *pause* Pentagon shoots down Chinese spy balloon... *Pause* Then they shoot down multiple UFOs--I have lost track on the UFO count! Somebody please help me! *deep breath* Now there's more UFOs over *cat meowing* Orlando, *pause* Nashville, Louisiana tonight, *stammers, becomes more panicked* during the Super Bowl... Supposedly we were told *stammers* it may actually be aliens! *deep breath* *stammering* They get they haven't ruled out aliens! Um! *clutches chest*
*long pause* What is going on?! Who broke the simulator?! It was the scientist, wasn't it?! *points* It was a scientist messing with the particle accelerator at CERN!
*deep breath* Now the theory I have *clutches chest* I've been trying to hold on to is you guys are trying to save the planet, sooo *deep breath* Get to it! Because um, the way I'm sitting, we're fixing to have, um, Independence Day meets The Last of Us meets The Walking Dead meets um, every apocalyptic movie in one! And I don't want to live through that, please! And um, yeah. Seth Green, what's next?
*sings the chorus to "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)"* It's stuck in my head! *points* Now it's stuck in yourrsss! Have fun with it!
Um, yeah. So. *tongue click* Trying to keep track of everything since... February 1st, and it's what, the 12th? Okay, so in the last 12 days, *long pause* *counts on fingers* train derailment, fungal infections coming out of the southwest, recovering from an ice--major ice storm... *pause* Pentagon shoots down Chinese spy balloon... *Pause* Then they shoot down multiple UFOs--I have lost track on the UFO count! Somebody please help me! *deep breath* Now there's more UFOs over *cat meowing* Orlando, *pause* Nashville, Louisiana tonight, *stammers, becomes more panicked* during the Super Bowl... Supposedly we were told *stammers* it may actually be aliens! *deep breath* *stammering* They get they haven't ruled out aliens! Um! *clutches chest*
*long pause* What is going on?! Who broke the simulator?! It was the scientist, wasn't it?! *points* It was a scientist messing with the particle accelerator at CERN!
*deep breath* Now the theory I have *clutches chest* I've been trying to hold on to is you guys are trying to save the planet, sooo *deep breath* Get to it! Because um, the way I'm sitting, we're fixing to have, um, Independence Day meets The Last of Us meets The Walking Dead meets um, every apocalyptic movie in one! And I don't want to live through that, please! And um, yeah. Seth Green, what's next?
Medicine, my ass. I wonder if it's just weed rotting her brain tonight or a combination of drugs.