Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
With how much Nick keeps whining about just wanting to "have fun" and wanting other people to "have fun", he really should just change his intro to this:
It was telling in Nick's and Kayla's initial defense of their degeneracy that they kept referring to it as "fun", "It's just a bit of fun". It's clearly a codeword they've agreed to help with the obvious cognitive dissonance their between their current shit behavior and past stated beliefs.
 
No open bar? What a fucking cheapskate. That meetup is going to be so fucking boring. Imagine renting something that costs $13k to hold ~200 for a couple hours. You are truly a retard balldo lawyer man
Edit: there’s a Baptist wedding joke in there somewhere
Please correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't the cost of renting a space to meet with your "fans" an actual business expense?
 
Only if he wants to lose his ass in divorce court. Which I can definitely see in his future.

Five kids and a wife who's never done a hand's turn of work since she got married? Here in the UK, divorce courts try pretty hard not to make men support women with the capacity to earn a living for themselves, that fucker would STILL be getting skinned alive.
 
Only if he wants to lose his ass in divorce court. Which I can definitely see in his future.
Which is still a giant hassle for the woman even if she is gonna be favored in the end. She’ll still be, to quote many of the people who share Nick’s post hoc belief system, “used goods”.

It’s just a conjob when guys like Nick put on this pretense.
 
The History of Nick Rekieta

Early YouTube Nick:
Nerdy, very "appropriate" (never even swore which had nothing to do with YouTube -HIS choice). Irreverent and funny yet rarely offensive. (Even my most lefty lesbian friend from Boston watched him for the Russel Greer saga and had no issues with him.) Fresh voice. Clearly very smart and comedic about all things legal and "retarded".

I'm pretty sure I first cottoned on to Nick Rekieta because I was watching some alt right channels back in the early days of Trump, before they'd all been stamped off the face of YouTube.

Was it that French/Canadian kiddy-fiddler/autist-shagger Jean-Paul GaryGlitter who steered me in his direction? Or did I just imagine all this? But I seem to have the notion that Rekieta had a pretty big following among people who identified as alt right back then?
 
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Ummm, let's dig a little deeper, shall we? Nick HAS been radicalized and the quick history goes like this.

The History of Nick Rekieta

Early YouTube Nick:
Nerdy, very "appropriate" (never even swore which had nothing to do with YouTube -HIS choice). Irreverent and funny yet rarely offensive. (Even my most lefty lesbian friend from Boston watched him for the Russel Greer saga and had no issues with him.) Fresh voice. Clearly very smart and comedic about all things legal and "retarded".

Rittenhouse Nick: Channel blows up and he brilliantly (though do we call it "brilliant" when it just sort of happened?) gathers a coalition of the... what's the word...frustrated? Mainstream Republicans, radical red-pillers, disaffected liberals sick of woke shit, anti-BLM/sometimes-racists, gun obsessors, anti-cop crowd, pro-cop crowd, MSM haters, manosphere/MGTOW misogynists. For a period, Nick balances this crowd fantastically within the boundaries of YouTube. That's when I joined. Lots of chat arguments but "you're a fucking idiot" was as bad as it got.

Depp-Heard Nick: See above but for obvious reasons, more women and manosphere guys join. Further channel growth. Vic is in the mix with historical MeToo issues. LawTube blows up. Emily D Baker laps him and Bytes is even with him bc it's the lady's lane (women/entertainment) and he gets shoved firmly into the right-wing box of YouTube. The Nick/Branca/Mindset/Kurt/Drex bro panel becomes the go-to. Nick's content becomes FAR more focused on cultural issues and being anti-woke and angry af.

Post Keffals Nick: Honestly, I blame YouTube and the radical segment of the trans community for this. In the face of losing most of his income, Nick turns to Rumble and Locals, turns lemons into lemonade but he's still fucking PISSED, drinks even more, rages even more and creates a cult of 5000+ paytards who will suck him off 24/7.

So, who is the "real Nick"?

Was he "always" this way?

I don't think so.
How are you going to skip over Weeb Wars like that? Some of his best drunken rants came from that era.
I'm pretty sure I first cottoned on to Nick Rekieta because I was watching some alt right channels back in the early days of Trump, before they'd all been stamped off the face of YouTube.

Was it that French/Canadian kiddy-fiddler/autist-shagger Jean-Paul GaryGlitter who steered me in his direction? Or did I just imagine all this? But I seem to have the notion that Rekieta had a pretty big following among people who identified as alt right back then?
He got a fair amount of alt-right followers back then from Internet Bloodsports. He was on the Killstream several times, and he had his famous takedown interview of TonkaSaw.
 
So Nick is having his big Las Vegas pay event at the Lucky Dragon (its old name) with no open bar. He claims to be getting all that streaming money and yet cheaps out with a totally lame event. I bet the after-party is going to be at circus circus or the Palace station (both I think are close). Camelot will be in his element.
 
Five kids and a wife who's never done a hand's turn of work since she got married? Here in the UK, divorce courts try pretty hard not to make men support women with the capacity to earn a living for themselves, that fucker would STILL be getting skinned alive.
Minnesota is also not a community property state so unless they agreed on co-ownership, it's conceivable Nick can get away with more of his assets. You generally can't negotiate away your children's right to support, though. Generally there isn't a right to permanent support, though, unlike when divorce was more likely to leave a a spouse (usually the wife) with no means of support.

That said a family court can always find some way of fucking you over.
 
Minnesota is also not a community property state so unless they agreed on co-ownership, it's conceivable Nick can get away with more of his assets. You generally can't negotiate away your children's right to support, though. Generally there isn't a right to permanent support, though, unlike when divorce was more likely to leave a a spouse (usually the wife) with no means of support.

That said a family court can always find some way of fucking you over.
If I remember correctly the house/houses they own are owned by a trust which will undoubtedly cause complications in the event of a divorce but I’m a retard so I have no idea how
 
Early YouTube Nick: Nerdy, very "appropriate" (never even swore which had nothing to do with YouTube -HIS choice). Irreverent and funny yet rarely offensive. (Even my most lefty lesbian friend from Boston watched him for the Russel Greer saga and had no issues with him.) Fresh voice. Clearly very smart and comedic about all things legal and "retarded".
The Greer saga is actually about mid-way through the channel history, and long after the original goody-two-shoes no swearing rules were relaxed. However, some of the even earlier lore does add some context and hints as to the origin of the current coomer iteration of Nick. The detailed history is scattered throughout the years of this thread, but the beginnings of Nick’s e-celeb career can be summarized thusly:

Nick got his start participating in Facebook groups devoted to The Biggest Problem in The World podcast featuring Maddox and Dick Masterson, and then The Dick Show after that show imploded. In these groups, Nick was renown as a particularly foul-mouthed, occasionally unhinged, poster. As with most things related to Dick, degeneracy was front and center with this crew— a collection of drunks, druggies, homos, trannies, and other autistic weirdos.

The group was actually pretty funny, although it was never clear how many of the posters were shitposting, and how many were actually fucked up lunatics. A lot of late 00’s /b/tard vibe going on (before /b/ just became the worlds leading transexual porn forum), and Nick’s input as the resident deranged lawyer fit in perfectly.

After Maddox filed the famous lolsuit, Nick started his YouTube channel to walk through it and amuse his Internet comrades. However, his parents were aware of it almost immediately, so our foul-mouthed hero entered his no swear words mode to avoid their disapproval. The show took off, and the façade of the chad trad dad streamer went from there, which is the only Nick most of the audience knew.

Sure, there were lewd jokes and Drex streams, but most of the audience thought he was, like us, laughing at the fucked-up shit being discussed. Instead, it turned out he really longed to participate in this very same shit. The Nick from those early Facebook groups was there all along— a degenerate Dick Masterson wannabe, just biding his time until he had enough money to break free, wrap his testicles in a silicon torture device, and come out of the closet. Many of us who should have known better were just in denial, apparently.
 
Which is still a giant hassle for the woman even if she is gonna be favored in the end. She’ll still be, to quote many of the people who share Nick’s post hoc belief system, “used goods”.

Those shitty ass tattoos all but ensured she would never get anyone else. I’ll never understand why so many middle aged white women cover their entire backs in butterflies, but it never looks good on anyone
 
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After Maddox filed the famous lolsuit, Nick started his YouTube channel to walk through it and amuse his Internet comrades....
Just to be super pedantic, this isn't quite correct. If my memory serves, he started his youtube channel prior to what most consider the start of his channel to upload gaming stuff but it was only intended for him and his friends; he returned to and started seriously using his channel at the time you indicated.

I only know this because he mentioned he nuked his old vidoes sometime I want to say either during or shortly prior to weebwars. I don't know why that factoid stuck out to my brain but it did. It's probably not worth hunting down the clip unless people really like skimming video transcripts.
 
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