Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[admiral]

Of course, it's not exactly unknown for lonely nerds to make their player character a woman in a revealing outfit. No one looking at that picture without context would immediately assume the player was a girl, would they? They'd assume it was the work of a horny basement-dweller.

It's so obviously the work of some coomer lmao. The mods to make the body look like something out of a porno, the cat ears, the stupid outfit. The fact that he posted it acting as though this is such girly behaviour teehee just shows that he has no idea how actual women think and how they like to play video games.

New Vegas being full of trannies is a meme, anyway.

 

[The Best of Me]

His personal style is very 2003 Sugababes. I guess he saw the video for 'hole in the head' on TV as a child and it had a profound effect on him.

I know both Olly and this thread have brought up his AGP fixation with Totally Spies as well

(srsly tho this commentary of the show is actually quite funny)

I'm surprised that Olly's similarities to Warren the WormEGALE haven't been brought up yet

Shamelessly exploiting people's goodwill
Obsessed with self promotion
Manipulative displays of performative pseudo self awareness
Gaslighting people via bullshit self-identity
Alienated from previous friend group after harassing them, but insist they apologize
Seeks out spaces of unimpeded toxic positivity and exploits them for validation
Generally offputting to everyone in their vicinity to their extent that they cause people brains to rot
No discernible personally beyond promoting shitty podcast
Color of overly-nitrite-cured ham

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I'm surprised that Olly's similarities to Warren the WormEGALE haven't been brought up yet

*Sausage-shaped physiology.

 

[narcissistic injury]

Jesus Christ he really just stole Contra’s I don’t want to behave myself I wanna be bad line from the Envy vid

And no one asks tube why he’s not in academia. He never showed any interest in academic pursuit. Contra at least actually did


Vid @ 11:10 for chubes latest skinwalking inspo

https://youtu.be/aPhrTOg1RUk

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jesus Fucking Christ. I put my profile pic ad Dylan Mulvaney for 5 minutes and choob delivers this?

This is revolting. Not in the way he thinks it is, either, in a sort of "teeheehee I'm pissing off the straight laced people by doing a debauched sexy nun" way.

Here's him with the beauty filters somewhat undone (I overcompensated and made him a bit crunchy, but not by much).
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It's not glitter makeup on his cheek, it's some sort of shitty fake 90s tribal tattoo done in some sort of hideous eyeliner. Has he had his lips done? He said he couldn't get any more work done till Django 100% wrapped shooting and he also said he was taking a break after his NHS reeeeee vid, he looks like he's got two balloons on his face (and two balloons down his top, but he might have just bought a drag queen breast plate).

I'll give him this, he at least spent money on the latex drag nun habit. It looks like shit, but I bet it wasn't cheap. And why red? IIRC the only nuns who wear red are the Redemptorists but I can't see what he'd be referencing. I literally have no idea what this video is about for once, though, so I guess he's finally learning not to be so obvious. It can't even be The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence unless he wussed out on their makeup, but I doubt he'd do a video about something mostly gay men got up to during the AIDS crisis, since he's pretty much "L" and T out of LGBT.

But JESUS FUCK. What a grim photo.

outfit says on way to weirdfuck clubnight, but face says walk of shame at 8am next day.
seriously he looks like he's slept face down in the carpet of the room he got ready in and rushed out of .
He seems to have gotten catholic nuns mixed up with this, easy mistake to make ig

mama look at your boy
LOL at the Tumblr ask reply to the troon who worries he can 'only stay passing by constant maintenence'
WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD, the strongest strain of which you chose

 

[Shotgun Badger]

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Is this photoshopped? Especially his hand.

Of course, it's not exactly unknown for lonely nerds to make their player character a woman in a revealing outfit. No one looking at that picture without context would immediately assume the player was a girl, would they? They'd assume it was the work of a horny basement-dweller.

Like that's the thing, its another one of the many times when Olly does not think through the implications of what he's saying. You're right that 90% of the time this is just an indication of a weird, very male nerd who spends too much time jacking it to anime porn and as a result has a hopelessly skewed idea of women. Vanishingly few actual cis women would have this as their avatar in an RPG.

So what exactly is Olly trying to say here? That to be trans is just to be another flavour of the male gaze, that its for internet sex weirdos who has a totally screwed up relationships with women and femininity as a concept and interact with it purely in a repulsively sexualised manner? Because I actually do agree with him that its a pretty good indication that he's trans in that case!

 

[Tombigbee]

 

[AfghanBlue]

Gordon Bennett, he really is leaning into his OnlyFans fantasy with that last line, is he?

Really though, imagine being a posh private school bloke, and utilising your privilege wealth and paltry fame to manoeuvre yourself into.... an astroturfed internet hooker.
Wild scenes.

elsewhere on Tumblr, someone else picks up Tubes slack, and writes the comforting reply the asker wanted to hear from him.

Usually people who consider themselves "celebrities" realise that they are where they are, because of their fans, and that it takes an audience to have any cache.

so, they do the bare minimum of maintenance, of at least appearing grateful to said worthless pigs respected interlocutors of philosophical concepts in St Abbies of Perpetual Honage's emporium of thought.. the 480 thousandth biggest channel on youtube- one of the biggest on the whole platform!

Not tube, but dw, an actual woman (doubtless) will scuttle along behind him with a dustpan clearing up his little messes.

 

[The Jackal]

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Is 'pussy' (adj.) the troon slang equivalent of 'fish' for drag queens? Really on-the-nose AGP if so.

elsewhere on Tumblr, someone else picks up Tubes slack, and writes the comforting reply the asker wanted to hear from him.

The sincere response beneath the lazy, contemptuous one really provides a nice contrast.

 

[AfghanBlue]

wow, i wonder why a brighter, more colourful, striking, and symetrical image with simpler graphic composition (with face filtered to hell and back), should do better than a messy more candid less composed shot across a desk with loads of detritus (and face looking literally six inches longer)?

must be because everyone is so thirsty for tube!

but dont worry! Tube will do his weird 'behind the scenes' pantomime of 'testing' the two anyway, cos it gives him the opportunity to talk abut how hot he thinks he is and make it seem like he's actually being all 'behind the curtain' straight-speaking educator about it.
lucky that no one notices, huh tube?
oh wait, everyone did, and skulked off in embarrassment years ago.
the remaining army of troon chasers and simpleminded handmaidens thins slowly, btw, every time you are harsh to them on tumblr. it'll be an agonisingly slow death

 

[Tombigbee]

 

[Dromedary]

Yeah no male has ever played as an overly-sexualised female character. No male ever played a Tomb Raider game.

This is interesting to me- I'm not a video game player, but in the 90s (my 20s) I did, and the first Tomb Raider games were extremely fun. Though they'd seem primitive now I guess. And all the people advising me to do the games were guys. And playing Tomb Raider, You ARE Lara Croft. With her beautiful feminine athletic physicality.

And I did wonder at the time about that ..transference? I'm a gay man, I have no prob playing a female character, Tomb Raider games made it awesome- there was some beautiful work in making Lara Croft gorgeous and graceful and you the player embody her. I just wondered what my straight guy friends felt playing it. I never asked. Because even in the 90s mys straight guy friends had no problem with it, because they were good games at the time!

I don't play video games anymore- it was a phase + because they are notorious time-suckers and I'd feel guilty.
MY POINT: Lara Croft , playing her + "embodying" her- I can see why so many trannies love videogames. Their identities are so unstable.

 

[admiral]

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[AssignedEva]

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Ah sounds like poor old Brian the Stylist has been forced, once again, to put Ollie in a skirt that's too short for him. Not a microskirt, literally a skirt that isn't supposed to hit that high.

Oh JESUS I just zoomed in and realised you can see it, all hiked up, with a suspender strap dangling across his thigh

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is interesting to me- I'm not a video game player, but in the 90s (my 20s) I did, and the first Tomb Raider games were extremely fun. Though they'd seem primitive now I guess. And all the people advising me to do the games were guys. And playing Tomb Raider, You ARE Lara Croft. With her beautiful feminine athletic physicality.

And I did wonder at the time about that ..transference? I'm a gay man, I have no prob playing a female character, Tomb Raider games made it awesome- there was some beautiful work in making Lara Croft gorgeous and graceful and you the player embody her. I just wondered what my straight guy friends felt playing it. I never asked. Because even in the 90s mys straight guy friends had no problem with it, because they were good games at the time!

I don't play video games anymore- it was a phase + because they are notorious time-suckers and I'd feel guilty.
MY POINT: Lara Croft , playing her + "embodying" her- I can see why so many trannies love videogames. Their identities are so unstable.

Yeah I was thinking about this recently..
to go back to what I remember from the time (as a female kid)
The long and short of it seemed to be that straight dudes fancied her. Her boobs got comically bigger each game.
They look like crazy polygons now but men loved it.

Anyway over the years it seemed to change to being okay to be the thing you wanted to fuck.
Like an erotic singularity as technology and the self shifts into closer merge.

I don’t know, because I’m not an autogyne/andro phile, but it’s kind of similar across the board with how I see technology effecting things more ephemerally

 

[Tryphine]

I think his obsession with 2000s fashion is because that's when he was going through puberty. He's dressing like his idea of a sexy woman. I think there's an element of the Keffals thing about trying to be better than women - real women don't dress in a way that's sexy to 15 year old boys from 2008, so he's going to do it.

I'm curious why Brian keeps working with him. The costumes are terrible, and he's not exactly advertising that he's working with Olly. Brian's portfolio (archive) has a lot of sculptural looks and underwear, but they're all much more high fashion, and on people with more conventionally attractive bodies than the Tube. Maybe he likes the outfits they choose? Maybe the money's good.

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He hasn't gotten his dick out once. How much more classy can you ask for?

 

[The Jackal]

He hasn't gotten his dick out once. How much more classy can you ask for?

He'd do it in a second if he were cast in a part requiring nudity. His audition tape for Django was done in the nude, but I expect that wiser counsels prevailed on set. He's said he doesn't want to do OnlyFans because it might harm his career, but if a director asked him to do a 'tasteful' scene with his dick on display I can only imagine that would give him a huge narcissistic rush.

 

[admiral]

I'm curious why Brian keeps working with him. The costumes are terrible, and he's not exactly advertising that he's working with Olly. Brian's portfolio (archive) has a lot of sculptural looks and underwear, but they're all much more high fashion, and on people with more conventionally attractive bodies than the Tube. Maybe he likes the outfits they choose? Maybe the money's good.

I love Brian's portfolio. The green looks on the black woman are gorgeous against her dark skin, the shapes in the Tom Daley shoot are sick as hell, everything looks so cool and camp and classic.

Olly is probably just a normal client for Brian, some low grade side-work between proper artistic projects. I image that he just rolls his eyes and checks to make sure his pay came through whenever he sees the assortment of hideous 00s offshoots and trashy concepts that Olly throws his way.

 

[Tryphine]

He'd do it in a second if he were cast in a part requiring nudity. His audition tape for Django was done in the nude, but I expect that wiser counsels prevailed on set. He's said he doesn't want to do OnlyFans because it might harm his career, but if a director asked him to do a 'tasteful' scene with his dick on display I can only imagine that would give him a huge narcissistic rush.

I hate how right you are. Looking forward to Philosophy Tube: Equus, launching on Nebula in 2024.

I love Brian's portfolio. The green looks on the black woman are gorgeous against her dark skin, the shapes in the Tom Daley shoot are sick as hell, everything looks so cool and camp and classic.

Olly is probably just a normal client for Brian, some low grade side-work between proper artistic projects. I image that he just rolls his eyes and checks to make sure his pay came through whenever he sees the assortment of hideous 00s offshoots and trashy concepts that Olly throws his way.

Brian has a real eye for texture and shape. I hope he's using Olly to bankroll the work he actually cares about.

 

[narcissistic injury]

Expectation:





Reality:




Sorry choob. You just don’t got it.