Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

The Sea Witch said:
I don't know why I thought that Amouranth was nearly 30. How did Eugenia even get an invite? AFAIK she has no real friends, online or off. How sad.

Eugenia's looking like a reanimated corpse, as per usual. I wonder if her mother was also at the party.
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Even as fucked as she is though, Eugenias face doesn't have that Lich like quality Ashley Isaacs has, if you see what I mean, like she's been partly mummified and has clawed her way out of some tomb and is currently mocking Randolph Carter who waits at the entrance in vain for Harley Warren.
You can see Eugenia would have been pretty enough if she wasn't so... fucked.
Ashley Isaacs on the other hand has that face that a lot of Anachans get where its like Zelda from Pet Semetary, its the stuff of literal nightmares.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Even as fucked as she is though, Eugenias face doesn't have that Lich like quality Ashley Isaacs has, if you see what I mean, like she's been partly mummified and has clawed her way out of some tomb and is currently mocking Randolph Carter who waits at the entrance in vain for Harley Warren.
You can see Eugenia would have been pretty enough if she wasn't so... fucked.
Ashley Isaacs on the other hand has that face that a lot of Anachans get where its like Zelda from Pet Semetary, its the stuff of literal nightmares.
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Eugenia looks like Michael Jackson shortly before he died to me.

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Sweetpeaa said:
Eugenia looks like Michael Jackson shortly before he died to me.

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:story: Damn I forgot how bad that nose was lol.
What the fuck was he thinking?
I heard a theory that because Joe Jackson used to call him "Big Nose" Jackson just kept chipping away at it untill he couldn't see it at all by looking down and closing one eye, thats how it ended up with weird geometrical triangle shapes, even his nostrils were triangles.
He looked a lot fucking healthier than Eugenia, but yeah I can see your point, even though he wasn't painfully thin he must have had a skull like Liz Dong Gone because his skin looks all stretched across it like an Anachan, so I can see the resemblence.
Eugenia is more freakish though, and damn, if the best thing someone can say about you is "more freakish than late stage Michael Jackson" you know you're all kinds of fucked up.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Based. This confirms my theory that she doesn’t play politics and probably low-key hates troons with a passion. Can’t wait for the sperging by recovered ana-chans who got on the SJW bandwagon.
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I don't think she really has the cognitive ability at this point to focus on much more than her own vanity and very shallow interests. Anachans are completely in their own head about it most of the time just because of the nature of the disorder, and once it gets severe it's difficult if not impossible to dedicate oneself to hobbies, academics, healthy social relationships, etc with the same level of competency as before just because of feeling like shit all the time and the brain running on fumes. Mental disorder aside, Eugenia seems like she was stunted and superficial to begin with, I realize the little girl shit is partially an act but it seems highly unlikely that she's ever had the slightest interest in politics or desire to pretend she does. Plus, she's basically stagnated in every way since like the Myspace era and troonshit was barely on anyone's radar then, wokeism wasn't big until after that and she doesn't appear to have caught up.

Ben Lurkin' said:
Do you think she (like the other fatties) also uses "slimming filters?"
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Possibly, but I can't see it making a skeletor actually look any skinnier. I don't think slimming filter AI would even know what to make of it. It'd probably just distort the proportions and make them look really weird in an airbrushed Kardashian kind of way, like smoothing everything out and exaggerating the hip waist ratio, etc and paradoxically make them look more normal by blurring out the bony protrusions and trying to fix proportions. Anachans who are trying to flaunt their "figure" might just get mad they look "skinnyfat".
 
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Procrastinhater said:
:story: Damn I forgot how bad that nose was lol.
What the fuck was he thinking?
I heard a theory that because Joe Jackson used to call him "Big Nose" Jackson just kept chipping away at it untill he couldn't see it at all by looking down and closing one eye, thats how it ended up with weird geometrical triangle shapes, even his nostrils were triangles.
He looked a lot fucking healthier than Eugenia, but yeah I can see your point, even though he wasn't painfully thin he must have had a skull like Liz Dong Gone because his skin looks all stretched across it like an Anachan, so I can see the resemblence.
Eugenia is more freakish though, and damn, if the best thing someone can say about you is "more freakish than late stage Michael Jackson" you know you're all kinds of fucked up.
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I think MJ had an image of what he wanted to look like, and went about achieving it. I think he was pretty happy with how he ended up, and didn't perceive how far he had gone. He wanted to look extreme and remarkable. It's also obvious that he was gay (as all the sperm found on his personal mattress proves), and I suspect he was trying to create himself as the ideal man who he might have been attracted to: racially ambiguous, feminine-masculine mixture, strange, unique. On top of that he was a narcissist and thought he looked great, so didn't do much to halt the ageing process. His extreme strangeness in later years is because his face was ageing naturally over all the bizarre modifications.
 
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Oliveoil said:
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She is livestreaming the Harry Potter game on Twitch.
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Jesus fucking Christ she's looking worse.
Her face never used to look that bad, just her body, but she's starting to look fucking horrifyingly Ghoulish, she's getting the Lich look anachans get (something I just pointed out I thought she never really used to display as bad as others) I don't know if it's just the angle, but she's all teeth.
She looks like a fucking Wendigo that's decided to go to Studio 54 for its Birthday. :cryblood:
 
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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
I hate my fucking brain, but with literally zero ass fat, does she just have like...a hole at the end of her spine?

How the fuck does she sit?
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Basically, there’s some skin and other tissue there, but yes. Not only the fat, but the major muscles including the gluteus maximus and medius are all but gone. I have no idea how she sits comfortably, or how she functions at all tbh.
 
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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
I hate my fucking brain, but with literally zero ass fat, does she just have like...a hole at the end of her spine?

How the fuck does she sit?
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I was once browsing the other cow site and someone commented, "Whatever you do, do not google anorexia butthole". I regret not following that advice..... Imagine if one of those hairless cats, but without a tail.
 
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