Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[RollerGator]

Why doesn’t he just start pimping her to incel paypigs?

He could dub his own slurred Xanax snores in over her doing push-ups in gym leggings with Hogwarts Legacy neglected in the background

He's probably afraid of being compared to idubbz and called a cuck.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's probably afraid of being compared to idubbz and called a cuck.

Oh wow. I mean Icuckzzz is irritating cause he acts better at boxing than he is, and he decided to follow in Ethan Klein’s retarded footsteps, but at least he has taken a punch without collapsing and his face swelling until my face analysis app guessed his age as 89.

Ralph ought to aspire to be icuckzzz

 

[Beef Elemental]

Why doesn’t he just start pimping her to incel paypigs?

He kind of is. He offered to share her with Bam in exchange for his $20k investment for the Ralpharanch. Oh wait my bad he was just "doing wrestling."

 

[Cad an Hell]

Ralph's chat convinces him that Pantsu was shit testing him about the Hogwarts game.

Meigh responds. She's been unsuspended from the show! The relationship is saved! Phew!

 

[Preacher ✝]

She was the only one bringing in regular superchats so he'd be stupid not to just have an "Insult my Wife" hour.

Of course no good husband who has even one iota of respect for his wife would ever do that, but we're talking about a Ralph here, so...

Counter point: If your wife has a humiliation fetish like Meigh clearly does then this would be showing love and respect.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

My prediction is the Ralphamarriage will blow up in the Summer. They are already fighting over the AC, and we know that at least once Ralph has camped out in his truck with the AC on because the house didn't have any. Tempers are really going to flare when summer comes around, and combined with 100% humidity, it will be brutal for them. There is no way they survive a Yucatan Summer.

 

[draggs]

My prediction is the Ralphamarriage will blow up in the Summer. They are already fighting over the AC, and we know that at least once Ralph has camped out in his truck with the AC on because the house didn't have any. Tempers are really going to flare when summer comes around, and combined with 100% humidity, it will be brutal for them. There is no way they survive a Yucatan Summer.

Mexican Sunrise spells doom for the equine

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph's chat convinces him that Pantsu was shit testing him about the Hogwarts game.
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Meigh responds. She's been unsuspended from the show! The relationship is saved! Phew!
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Poor Meigh. All she wants to do is play the hot new Harry Potter game and have a brief respite from Ralph and Cozy Rozy but Ralph sure as fuck isn't going to let her use the only computer in the house. "Fuck you bitch! Go back to taking care of the brat and making me dinner. Maybe afterwards I'll let you have some fun sucking my dick whore."
What a miserable existence that you chose for yourself Meigh. But hey, at least you owned the haters at Kiwi Farms and made your sister jealous and mad.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

My prediction is the Ralphamarriage will blow up in the Summer. They are already fighting over the AC, and we know that at least once Ralph has camped out in his truck with the AC on because the house didn't have any. Tempers are really going to flare when summer comes around, and combined with 100% humidity, it will be brutal for them. There is no way they survive a Yucatan Summer.

I love making predictions about what's next in the sektur but the big things always seem to come suddenly out of left field, at least to me.

Since things seem to be cyclical with him, I imagine the break up will occur halfway into Meigh's next pregnancy. Ralph's working on fucking another reroll into her to own the haters her dad his future self and by the time she's dealing with all of the unpleasantness of being pregnant again + with a toddler while still being expected to be Ralph's sex maid, I think she'll bail.

She's already starting to show cracks around the edges in terms of their financial situation, Ralph's blatantly obvious cheating, having to do literally everything so Ralph can make a living get fucked up and holler at his computer for 12 hours per day.
Surely she will hit her breaking point then

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

And remember, everyone here chose this path for themselves out of spite for everyone around them, except the baby.

I can't feel bad for either of these two clowns. Part of me wants to be sympathetic to Neigh, but everyone was warning her of how toxic and destructive Ralph is, and instead of listening and having a cognitive thought, she doubled down on her relationship. At least it wasn't boring, right? Her destruction was set when she didnt leave when she had multiple choices to do so, when every neon red flag was slapping her hard in the face.

 

[Famke]

And remember, everyone here chose this path for themselves out of spite for everyone around them, except the baby.

I can't feel bad for either of these two clowns. Part of me wants to be sympathetic to Neigh, but everyone was warning her of how toxic and destructive Ralph is, and instead of listening and having a cognitive thought, she doubled down on her relationship. At least it wasn't boring, right? Her destruction was set when she didnt leave when she had multiple choices to do so, when every neon red flag was slapping her hard in the face.

No sympathy necessary, just take a look at @Um... 's picture

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This pony is having the time of her life!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Part of me wants to be sympathetic to Neigh, but everyone was warning her of how toxic and destructive Ralph is, and instead of listening and having a cognitive thought, she doubled down on her relationship.

I get that feeling, it's like a combination of pity and disgust. I mean, despite all her shit talking and waving her ass around (figuratively and literally apparently) May hasn't done anything objectionable that we have concrete evidence for. She talked a bunch of loli shit, but then suddenly wants to be a trad wife, so I'm inclined to believe she's just larping based on which guy she's with. On the other hand, like you said, she had everyone and their brother warning her that Ralph is the toxic pig we have all been saying he is.
With Faith, I could kind of get it cause 18 y/o going on a "fuck you dad" rebellious trip, but May is a grown woman, she should know better.

 

[Beef Elemental]

My prediction is the Ralphamarriage will blow up in the Summer. They are already fighting over the AC, and we know that at least once Ralph has camped out in his truck with the AC on because the house didn't have any. Tempers are really going to flare when summer comes around, and combined with 100% humidity, it will be brutal for them. There is no way they survive a Yucatan Summer.

This is the take.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph's chat convinces him that Pantsu was shit testing him about the Hogwarts game.
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Meigh responds. She's been unsuspended from the show! The relationship is saved! Phew!
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"Why she yell that much"

Nigga it's a baby in wonder weeks. The baby is teething and growing. Rich coming from a sex offending z celeb complaining about a baby "yelling that much."

 

[Lidl Drip]

I get that feeling, it's like a combination of pity and disgust. I mean, despite all her shit talking and waving her ass around (figuratively and literally apparently) May hasn't done anything objectionable that we have concrete evidence for. She talked a bunch of loli shit, but then suddenly wants to be a trad wife, so I'm inclined to believe she's just larping based on which guy she's with. On the other hand, like you said, she had everyone and their brother warning her that Ralph is the toxic pig we have all been saying he is.
With Faith, I could kind of get it cause 18 y/o going on a "fuck you dad" rebellious trip, but May is a grown woman, she should know better.

I wish I had a dollar for every dumbass who comes into this thread claiming that the lolicon stuff was just bad influence from Digibro and then gets corrected that she has been into that stuff long before she ever met Digibro. She's still a lolicon, she definitely still watches that shit in private and the only reason it's not in public anymore is because Ralph took over her twitter so people stop calling him a hypocrite whenever he calls people who watch loli pedophiles while being with Meigh. I guarantee she has a second twitter account that she actually uses where she lusts over little kids all day long.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I wish I had a dollar for every dumbass who comes into this thread claiming that the lolicon stuff was just bad influence from Digibro and then gets corrected that she has been into that stuff long before she ever met Digibro. She's still a lolicon, she definitely still watches that shit in private and the only reason it's not in public anymore is because Ralph took over her twitter so people stop calling him a hypocrite whenever he calls people who watch loli pedophiles while being with Meigh. I guarantee she has a second twitter account that she actually uses where she lusts over little kids all day long.

Thanks for stopping by Ralph

 

[darkprince56]

She had asked Ralph to buy her the Harry Potter game. He said no, and then she said she would fundraise for it

now can't afford to drop $60?

I ain't buying you shit bish

imagine having to fundraise just to afford a video game lmao

He can go spend hundreds of dollars on lapdances but can't buy his wife one 60 dollar game lmao

If not being able to buy a fucking Harry Potter video game ends up being the thing that makes Meigh leave for good I may actually die laughing

Ralph is too retarded and hates Meigh so much he won’t give her $60 for Hogwarts Legacy

Meigh will always be second to Faith

He bought Faith Kingdom Hearts if I remember correctly

he bought Alice a game as well lol

Maybe she should pose as some thirsty thot & make an Amazon wishlist? Maybe then he'll care.

Amanda, you married a selfish man who has money for thots, name-brand shit (for himself) & gambling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Maybe she should pose as some thirsty thot & make an Amazon wishlist? Maybe then he'll care.

Ralph has shown how over Meigh he is. He hate-fucks her but that’s it. He only married her because he has nothing to lose and thought it would “own” Josh Moon. These are wet brain alcoholic decisions; don’t look for or expect logic to emerge.

 

[Particle Bored]

Looking forward to a competent Lebowski toilet gif shoop.

Don't have the fucks to do a gif, but...

 

[6thRanger]

People bending over backwards to have sympathy for Amanda at this point is hilarious in and of itself. It's inherent in our society to not hold women accountable for partner choice.

Amanda entered this relationship with open eyes and ears. People saying she's done nothing objectionable completely ignore the evil that is bringing and keeping a child in the situation they're in, participating in and allowing life ruination tactics to be used against her family and helping Ralph prey on other women. She's a low IQ pervert with no spine, no honor and no shame. Amanda and sympathy shouldn't exist together in the same zip code. She chooses this life every day.

Just enjoy the retardation. Amanda is a horrible person. Laugh about it, but sympathy for her is misplaced.