Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[forgotten corn]

Nothing says masc like the Us in the UwU cupping her droopy tits.

She‘s never been slim, but she’s really porked up lately.

I noticed this too, this most recent set of photos gave us a nice view of how fat she’s become. Can’t wait for the inevitable deathfat arc. Here’s a tip, Staph: twinks aren’t fatasses.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Do you think she is intentionally gaining weight so she can have a wheelchair/scooter/oxygen tube like some deathfats get to compliment her "I'm literally a disabled cripple" act

 

[Vi0l3t]

I think shes devolving. I think it's a mix of too much time online, no job in the real world, tarded, and not at home as much.

 

[Ophelia]

It comes with getting older for a lot of people.

There is a fatty butterball type of gay man. Yarrow wouldn’t fit it either, but it’s likelier than twink.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Her therapist is eighty? Jesus Christ, I know some people never retire, especially if they're driven by their work, but imagine living that long only to have to spend an hour or two a week listening to a fat little retard whine to you about how someone made fun of their ferngender on the internet.

I don't care HOW much the poor lady charges, it isn't enough.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Tonight’s update is less eventful than last night’s, but still a bit funny. No slapfights, though.
Butting on on a conversation to sperg about nature spirits

No, you fetishize dead serial killers.

Because if i was a spirit haunting an old insane asylum, I’d definitely want a mentally retarded in every sense of the word, fat, failed LMSW-turned-witch to “help cross [me] over”.

Originally “came out” as neutrois, switched that shit to agender because she didn’t think things though and realize she couldn’t pronounce it (I can’t either, that’s because it’s made up by genderspecial speds).

LMAO at this reblog. No you moron, it isn’t “only dangerous because it is illegal”, it’s dangerous because every prostitute has been forced to do something she didn’t consent to at least once. Think, moron, think!

Peetie looking slightly less miserable:

Claims that after years of interaction with the supernatural, she finds media about it to be cringe.

And we side-eye tf out of you because after years of seeing your shit on the internet, it’s just so… cringe.
On her Twitter, she showed off a sped patch and announced a half off sale for Arospec Awareness Week.

I think this is an older patch though, because it isn’t in the store when I sort by “most recent”. I don’t know what it says at the bottom… but i’m thinking the patch says “you don’t have to be PERFECT l’ust whole”

I love the fact that she decided to use yellow on white like this, it’s just so telling of her artistic talent and eye for design.

 

[Meowzers]

i've had art block and haven't drawn anything since before christmas but seeing staph's sad saggy boobs with the UwU perfectly framing them, plus all these new developments with her thrilling life, inspired me. athyr pulled me from my funk and made me want to do some fanart. yarrow, thanks for being my muse, and allowing me a glimpse into your twisted mind


if their tender #mlm #nblm love makes you uncomfortable, it's because i traced it from gay porn (i'm not wasting my sPoOnS drawing yarbles shitpost art, come on) and you're a transphobe

 

[David Byrne]

I love the fact that she decided to use yellow on white like this, it’s just so telling of her artistic talent and eye for design.

If someone were to actually sew this onto a jacket or whatever she's intending people do with these patches, it would look like a used piece of toilet paper somehow got stuck on their clothes.

 

[JaneThough]

She's so unbelievably ill educated on the history of anything she posts about, as are everyone she follows. In paranormal/supernatural lore, a place where a lot of trauma occurs is at greater risk of haunting. That's why battlefields, hospitals, and ASYLUMS tend to be on that list often. Asylums aren't creepy because of the people that were kept there, they're creepy because of what was DONE to the people that were kept there. She knows absolutely nothing.

 

[DatBepisTho]

She's so unbelievably ill educated on the history of anything she posts about, as are everyone she follows. In paranormal/supernatural lore, a place where a lot of trauma occurs is at greater risk of haunting. That's why battlefields, hospitals, and ASYLUMS tend to be on that list often. Asylums aren't creepy because of the people that were kept there, they're creepy because of what was DONE to the people that were kept there. She knows absolutely nothing.

And, in a similar vein, ghosts are generally created by strong negative emotions like a sort of residual stain on a location. Even if the building is demolished or renovated your wailing lady in white may stalk the same path even if there's now a wall there or no building to haunt.
-According to spook lore, anyway.

Tbh I'd rather slog through the worn-out tropes of ghosts/paranormal shit than to let Staph sperg at me as to why they're worn out and cringe.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Lol what doesn't she live alone. Also even in her parents house she can't lay on her back and let ghost Jeff fuck her in her room while anyone's awake in the house?

 

[forgotten corn]

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Lol what doesn't she live alone. Also even in her parents house she can't lay on her back and let ghost Jeff fuck her in her room while anyone's awake in the house?

She spends the weekends at her parents’ house still. If she wanted to jack off so bad she could just… go to her apartment.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Because if i was a spirit haunting an old insane asylum, I’d definitely want a mentally retarded in every sense of the word, fat, failed LMSW-turned-witch to “help cross [me] over”.
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Helping differently-abled ghosts cross over into the afterlife would be the closest she's ever gotten to using her LMSW. Maybe Staph could help some of them find supported employment, like a part-time haunting where you're closely supervised by another ghost.

 

[Bob Abooey]

Um, if I was a ghost I wouldn't want Staph being my social worker.

She might molest the ghosts, too. I recommend all ghosts right now have a restraining order of some type; for their safety.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Um, if I was a ghost I wouldn't want Staph being my social worker.

She might molest the ghosts, too. I recommend all ghosts right now have a restraining order of some type; for their safety.

Steph is on the ghost offender registry. She cannot be within 50ft of a cemetery.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

I like to think that Staph has at least one pair of LulaRoe leggings (other than her being fat and can’t fit into regular pants), is that in all of her talk of MLM, and tagging it on Tumblr, that she gets advertisements for them, and is oblivious as to why.

I can’t help but think of “Multi-Level Marketing” whenever she posts it, and LulaRoe is one of the most relevant and popular ones.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I like to think that Staph has at least one pair of LulaRoe leggings (other than her being fat and can’t fit into regular pants), is that in all of her talk of MLM, and tagging it on Tumblr, that she gets advertisements for them, and is oblivious as to why.

I can’t help but think of “Multi-Level Marketing” whenever she posts it, and LulaRoe is one of the most relevant and popular ones.

I'm familiar with the region and I PROMISE there's a VERY high likelihood she has at least one pair. The antique stores in the area are great and run by old locals, but the secondhand clothing stores are hot garbage, run by the kind of MLM huns who think smart watches and long acrylics make you look rich. The buyers are completely retarded and will turn down Anthropologie, Zara, whatever, but hoard shitty Coach knockoffs and entire racks of LuLaRoe lol.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I just felt a twinge of sympathy for her. She has never cuddled with an actual person really, she has never actually known what a warm body feels like, just the cold tendrils of dead Jeff's spectral fingers

 

[BoobWhiskers]

i've had art block and haven't drawn anything since before christmas but seeing staph's sad saggy boobs with the UwU perfectly framing them, plus all these new developments with her thrilling life, inspired me. athyr pulled me from my funk and made me want to do some fanart.

You did the Wegmans Weedeater pic too, didn't you? These are the funniest shit I've ever seen, you represent her perfectly but in such a retardedly endearing way. Unironically she should ditch her piccrew and use one of these as her pfp, people commission worse for cash all the time. 10/10 inspired.

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I just felt a twinge of sympathy for her. She has never cuddled with an actual person really, she has never actually known what a warm body feels like, just the cold tendrils of dead Jeff's spectral fingers

If smutty fanfiction has taught us anything, it's that a lack of human contact does things to a mf. Stapphy is just the profoundly unsexy version of that.

 

[Monkey Pink]

How does she even "afford" an apartment?
She has no job, she doesn't have SSI and DEFINITELY doesn't have SSDI.
I've never seen a clear answer regarding this and it all feels like complete fuckery just like the rest of her life and lies like her "intersex conditions" lmao.

It's all just beyond embarrassing at her age.