Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Lady Farishta]

This is mostly for gender trenders or softboi heckin valid types but pooners can be any ftm

Basically I'll explain:

Ears- they get gauges
Lips- girly lips
Height- gaydens are always short so making them like nugget sized is basically the 5'11 vs 6ft thing.
Hair- the zoomer hair or dangerhair
cut marks- self explanatory
botched surgery- we all know

what about the pink skin???

 

[Meiwaku]

what about the pink skin???

Testosterone can cause skin redness/flushing.
Also it's an MS Paint meme.

Also DM me with screen caps you want me to pooner for the thread

 

[PBR Streetgang]

these are fucking hilarious. i love pooners. they've got a binding of isaac feel to them.
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This is mostly for gender trenders or softboi heckin valid types but pooners can be any ftm

Basically I'll explain:

Ears- they get gauges
Lips- girly lips
Height- gaydens are always short so making them like nugget sized is basically the 5'11 vs 6ft thing.
Hair- the zoomer hair or dangerhair
cut marks- self explanatory
botched surgery- we all know
Skintone- redness flushing from Testosterone also it's an mspaint meme

what about the pink skin???

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[batteredpancakes]

oh look a regret post from a 5+ year TiF u/kentuckycarrier

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Dysphoria post-phallo

I've been hesitant to post about this, because I don't want to discourage anyone or bring negativity into this space, but I wanted to see if anyone else has struggled with this and/or might have any helpful words.

I'm about 5 years post-phallo, but have had a number of complications (a stricture, a rod detaching/eroding, and a pump that needed replacing because it was too long). I just had my most recent repair (implant replacement) in November 2022, which was mentally pretty challenging, and in the past week have read several books by and/or about trans people in which the authors really talked shit about phalloplasty (obviously would not have read these books if I'd anticipated this); through a combination of things, I've just been in a pretty low spot lately, and really internalizing a lot of the negativity (in the world in general, but also in trans spaces) around post-op trans penises.

I'm wondering if other people have felt this way, and if so, what you've done to help yourself feel better. Surgery has undeniably changed my life for the better in so many ways, but I still struggle not to compare my penis to a cis penis, despite the fact that I my partner (a cis woman) loves and affirms by body daily. I also identify as non-binary, and looking "cis" is not a huge priority to me, so these feelings feel confusing. Because I've also had so many complications, I sometimes wonder if I made the right decision in pursuing surgery, even though my bottom dysphoria was so bad before that it made me suicidal. I couldn't imagine living my whole life with the genitals I was born with, and I feel really lucky to have been able to have surgery, but I'm struggling to feel at peace in my body, I guess, and to really love the penis that I have.

Any/all help or support would be greatly appreciated. And again, I hope this doesn't discourage others. I've been feeling pretty lonely in this and wanted to reach out.

"I sometimes wonder if I made the right decision in pursuing surgery, even though my bottom dysphoria was so bad before that it made me suicidal."​

Was suicidal and yet she still regrets it.

 

[booklover]

I'm eternally baffled that there isn't more troon Fournier's happening. Massive surgical procedures, multiple surgical procedures on the average patient. A population that (per their report) is too traumatized to look at or even think about the area where their operative site is, and who might not have a partner who could monitor it. A population that is heavily mentally ill and known to not have stellar hygiene or who suddenly may become lost to follow-up.

Then again, who would report it to the Internet? A dead troon can't, live troons unperson anyone who had a bad result and speaks about it, and at this point an intensivist/ID consultant in the Anglosphere would think twice before publishing anything that sounds gender-critical, even if it was a really fun infection.

Fournier's gangrene is almost unheard-of in people who are mobile, not diabetic, and do not smoke. Otherwise, you do have a point.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fournier's gangrene is almost unheard-of in people who are mobile, not diabetic, and do not smoke. Otherwise, you do have a point.

I still feel like the prevalence should be higher in the population that has had their genitals surgically filleted and/or has a diaper fetish. Grandpa with diabetes and heart failure gets Fournier's after a suspicious scrotum pimple; it's amazing that troons are healthy enough to have their dicks inverted in SE Asia, suffer necrosis at the site, and live to post photo updates on Reddit the next day.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I still feel like the prevalence should be higher in the population that has had their genitals surgically filleted and/or has a diaper fetish. Grandpa with diabetes and heart failure gets Fournier's after a suspicious scrotum pimple; it's amazing that troons are healthy enough to have their dicks inverted in SE Asia, suffer necrosis at the site, and live to post photo updates on Reddit the next day.

To be fair we don't know what these people are hiding. Many troons lie and don't mention their problems and like to put up the facade that everything is perfect and magical like Tony Reed does.

Also I wouldn't be surprised if medical organizations are being told to keep silent about the negative effects as much as possible considering how corrupt we've seen they are and how much money they can make off of these lifetime patients.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Tony is a relatively prominent Twitter trans activist, and his thread below contains some very… interesting claims about the neovagina, so I thought it would be of interest to the SRS thread. Text of the thread is below.

"Erin Reed on Twitter" (archive)

"I can wear my clothing without ever worrying about a bulge or about anything "giving me away.""
As if Tony has ever not been clocked within 1 second of meeting someone.

I got on Transbucket, here's a couple phallos with erectile devices.

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Sure looks like a flesh cylinder with a rod in it...
Surgeon: Dr. Crane, Curtis
Procedure: erectile device
Post-op Sensation: Five Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Five Stars
Submitter: jamiewsmith

Spoiler: pics

I am 6 months post op my second stage of Phalloplasty, which included the inflatable pump erectile device and a small testicular implant. I was told my scrotum was very roomy and could have accommodated more than the small implant, but to reduce risk of complications only a small one is placed first. I am about 4 inches in length and 4.75 inches in girth. Before implants I was 3.5 inches in length (mostly due to hypertrophic scarring) and 3.5 inches in girth. There is a slight increase to 4.85 inches when inflated. I can penetrate anally and vaginally no problems. I had no complications and am very happy with sensation and function. Takes three good pumps to pump it up fully and I can do this without anyone noticing. It is possible for me to be stealth in this way.

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A permanently semi-erect penis rod
Surgeon: Dr. Ralph, David
Procedure: erectile device
Post-op Sensation: Not Rated
Post-op Satisfaction: Four Stars

Spoiler: pics

This is the erect and flacid appearance of the Coloplast Genesis semi malleable rod erectile device.

The flaccid state of the new implant (semi rigid rod, not inflatable) is less angular and unnatural looking than the two piece inflatable I originally had, but does appear like a semi erection. There are pros and cons to both the devices I've had. The rod does lie much more comfortably in clothing, and when lying down it flops to the sides. It is only erect for penetration while I'm in an upright position, if lying down I can hold the base for insertion. In terms of erection satisfaction the pump is better, and less likely to suffer erosion issues in the long term. The rod is good enough for sex, and although does look like a semi erection when flaccid is a lot more of a natural look than the right angle bend I had with the inflatable device.

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It kinda looks like a toilet plunger...
Surgeon: Dr. Belanger, Maud
Procedure: erectile device
Post-op Sensation: Four Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Four Stars
Submitter: MitchMachine

Spoiler: pics

AMS 700 CX inflatable 3 piece with 2 cylinders. No UL, no vaginectomy, and no scrotoplasty. Pump bulb placed in right side Labia as per my request.

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Here is the hairy, saggy phallo of clyde7869
Surgeon: Dr. Berli, Jens
Procedure: phalloplasty
Post-op Sensation: Four Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Five Stars

Spoiler: stage 1 pics

Had stage 1 RFF phalloplasy with Dr. Berli October 16th 2017. Creation of phallus and neo-urethra, and nerve hook up. Will have stage 2 on March 19th 2018. Glansplasty, urethral hookup, vaginectomy and scrotalplasty. OHSU has been great. Can't say anything bad.

Spoiler: stage 2 pics

A little over 5 months stage 2. Glansplasty, scrotalplasty, vaginectomy and urethal hookup. 23 days post testicular implants. Insurance only covers up to this point, either have to save for ED or find different insurance.

Surgeon: Dr. Berli, Jens
Procedure: erectile device
Post-op Sensation: Four Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Five Stars
Submitter:clyde7869

Spoiler: stage 3 pics

Had erectile device implant with Dr Dy at OHSU urology department on December 28th 2020
Coloplast titian 3 piece inflatable pump

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also I wouldn't be surprised if medical organizations are being told to keep silent about the negative effects as much as possible considering how corrupt we've seen they are and how much money they can make off of these lifetime patients.

I don't think there has to be a conspiracy to hide data. Who would bother to aggregate it, knowing that publishing anything that sounds the slightest bit anti-trans is career suicide? Either some idealistic researcher would have their character assassinated, or a gender-critical researcher would have their results ad hominem'd away.

It would be neat if an insurance company would gather statistics on the procedures they paid for.

Imagine if insurance companies scrutinized transgender surgery's necessity the same way they ask people with rheumatoid arthritis if they really need their expensive biologics; are they sure they can't try methotrexate again? Or won't cover a course of chemo because it's still "investigational;" the jury ought to be out on the dick-flip too. Fuckers.

 

[Those Were the Days]

I don't think there has to be a conspiracy to hide data. Who would bother to aggregate it, knowing that publishing anything that sounds the slightest bit anti-trans is career suicide? Either some idealistic researcher would have their character assassinated, or a gender-critical researcher would have their results ad hominem'd away.

It would be neat if an insurance company would gather statistics on the procedures they paid for.

Imagine if insurance companies scrutinized transgender surgery's necessity the same way they ask people with rheumatoid arthritis if they really need their expensive biologics; are they sure they can't try methotrexate again? Or won't cover a course of chemo because it's still "investigational;" the jury ought to be out on the dick-flip too. Fuckers.

Or scrutinized the facial surgery that Dylan Mulvaney et al gets done so effortlessly in the name of mah mentals while others who need surgery due to accidents, burns, etc have to go through the same tribulations. Insulting and disgusting.People all over get denied coverage and troons have an easy time. Maybe the solution to this is everyone says they're trans, doesn't get the surgery and forces the hand on everyone's bs since it seems easier to get access to other procedures besides ones related to srs as well...

 

[batteredpancakes]

Lmao at this one

Spoiler: Wrinkly ballsack

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3 months post-op results, Dr Jiří Veselý (Brno, Czech Republic) - kind of functional, but kind of ugly...

Hello there,

I had my surgery 3 months ago with Dr Jiří Veselý in Brno, Czech Republic. Just before that, I found this article here on reddit from a girl who had surgery with him in 2019 and she was quite unhappy with the results. I got worried that I might end up the same way and sadly, my results aren't much different as you can see on the photos below.

I am making this post for two reasons:

- to inform everyone who's looking for a surgery in the Czech Republic, to know what to expect

- to ask you for advices how to deal with it

Basic facts:

The surgery is based on scrotal skin graft technique and it's covered by the regular healthcare insurance. Mine lasted about 9 hours, judging by the time I went into the operation room to the moment I woke up in the way to the intensive care.

The clinic is nice and well-equipped and the staff is very friendly, caring, and polite. The food is... a hospital food.

I went to the clinic on 4 Nov 2022 (Friday) and the surgery was on 7 Nov in the morning. According to info I found about other girls who went there, it seems that it's normal to be entering on Friday and getting a surgery on Monday, followed by about 5 days in the intensive care, and about 10 days more in a room with at least one more person (wonderful for a dilation routine).

I spent 4 days in the intensive care and then I was moved to a two-bed room. On the first Monday after the surgery (a full week), the dilation started. Several days later, dehiscence occured and I was advised to skip dilatations for two days. From the beginning till now, I manage to get in 7-8 cm in with a dilator. I've tried many different types - soft (as the surgeon recommended for the first months), semi-hard, and fully rigid. He said that I can expect maximum 9 cm depth, given the initial penis size of 14 cm erected, and a lot of scrotal skin, which is strange for about 6 years post-orchiectomy.

By now, I gained almost full sensitivity - just a few patches of skin are still numb but getting better. I am still not able to orgasm even though it feels kind of close to it with indirect clit stimulation. At some points I felt close with a dildo as well but I cannot really get there. With both methods, I only get contractions and a bit of prostate fluid leaking but it doesn't really feel like an orgasm - rather like a cheap imitation thereof - much less intense and not really hitting culmination as I know it from before. I know it's kind of early to expect the big O but still...

I am very bothered by the aesthetics - a huge penis-like clit, unhooded, a lot of hanging skin which is supposed to be the outer labiae, the vaginal opening looks like a separate entity, not being part of the vulva, and it's overall very asymetric - the entire clitoral structure is rotated to the right and the rest of the tissue follows it. I thought it's a result of disporportional swelling since it was bigger on the left side right from the start but now, when it's mostly subsided, the asymetry is not really solved.

I don't care much about the depth as long as I am able somehow to stimulate the prostate (still cannot figure out exactly where and how deep this spot is) to achieve orgasm somewhere in the future but I am a lesbian (engaged). I assume that for girls with other orientations such a depth might be insufficient.

Peeing goes well, muscles work well, no incontinence, and no discomfort, if we ignore the catheter-induced UTI I got, for which I was prescribed antibiotics and it's long gone, hopefully for good.

Dr Veselý said that there might be a revision needed but honestly, I am reluctant to have one, especially with him, judging by the initial result. Another thing is that I really don't want to have another surgery in my life in general. A third thing is that I had a major crisis with my fiancée after I got the surgery (a long topic, I described here) and she nearly broke up with me. I know that if I have another SRS-related surgery, she will most likely leave me and I cannot afford that. And even if in the future she adapts enough to change her mind, still I won't be able to afford a revision elsewhere since I've always been poor and I will remain such for numerous reasons I won't digress into.

So, the questions are:

Does it really look so bad as it seems to me?

How do I deal with it and live with the result as it is?

also

Spoiler: Sad post he made a month ago

My relationship is falling apart after my SRS... I am heartbroken... Help

Dear people,

I hope that you can share some tips how to handle the situation...

I am 42, MtF lesbian and I started my transition 10 years ago, as I am full-time and changed my ID and everything about 8 years ago. In 2018, I met my now fiancée via online dating and we fell in love. She is bisexual and was living for several months in the same country I was living back then and it all bloomed. We built up intimacy which was loving and sensual, having it as close as possible to how intimacy between cis women happens and we never had a PIV contact or anything alike.

Sadly, she had to go back to her home country and then I moved to another country as well (it was not an option to move to her) and we were planning of relocating together in a country where she manages to find a well-paid job in her field. In the meantime, we kept seeing each other every 2 months for about two weeks, in which we were together 24/7 and never had problems except occasional minor disagreements.

In spring 2021, I proposed to her and she said "yes" and this was a huge event for me. I am still very pleased every time I see the ring on her finger... I thought I will never find a person I will be sure I want to marry, especially given the fact that I am trans. I started imagining our wedding, I was thinking about dresses, locations, honeymoon trips...

Then I got on the waiting list for my SRS (she was well informed about my intention to undergo surgery right from the start) and as the date of the surgery was approaching, she started avoiding the topic and occasionally mentioning things like "I wish you didn't have such a dysphoria and you could go on without a surgery".

Now, that I had my SRS two months ago, she became distant and every time I mentioned something about how well my recovery goes or something about our future life together, she went grim... As the conversations kept going via daily video calls, she started sharing that this change made her feel terrible, excluded of my life, left out, betrayed as if I am not the same person anymore... feeling as if our relationship has ended and now it needs to start all over again under different conditions... hence uncertain of whether she will manage to have intimacy with me again.

She started talking more and more about that we're not really together with all this long-distance thing and this robs her of the chance to gradually adapt to my change. Yesterday she told me that her work schedule is very intense all the way till March and she don't have neither time, nor money to travel to me and I am still not in a condition to sit more than two hours with a donut cushion, let alone sitting all day in trains and planes, even though we're both in Europe... Therefore, we won't see each other before March and now I am not sure that even this will happen because I am afraid she will end everything before that... and this breaks my heart terribly and I cannot stop crying...

This is the third relationship in my life and it is the longest one, the most serious one, the one I want to last literally until death do us part... and now it's slipping through my fingers and I there is nothing I can do to stop it... I can only pray (even though I am an atheist) that she will overcome all this and will stay with me...

I cannot even imagine my life without her... I have no family - my mother passed away in 2022, my sister lives in another country and she ahas her own life and that's all... I've got nobody else in this world... And having ASD, ADHD, PTSD, depression and anxiety is not helping...

I have no idea how to keep going if she leaves... so that's why I ask for help... advise... something...

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ah he's another dumbass who cannot orgasm anymore

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8 Weeks Post-op: Excessive arousal, no orgasm (oh, how I wish...)​

Hello everyone,

I am 8 weeks post-op (scrotal skin graft) and until several days ago, the dilatation was so difficult and still painful and my clit still numb. Then I had this dream in which I was using the shower head down there and I had a beautiful orgasm... and I woke up in the middle of the might almost having the same feeling and my genitals tingling and gently pulsating. When I got up in the morning, I noticed that I was aroused as if I was a teenage boy which I haven't felt in ages...

The first dilatation that day felt so different - only mild pain in the beginning and then it was pure bliss... it felt like I am on the verge of a great vaginal orgasm and actually, I reached something I thought it is orgasm - it was less intense, compared to what I knew before the surgery, but it was so nice and smooth, going on waves for several minutes... then fading away, then starting again... and again... I couldn't stop. Since then, I feel that my arousal is getting stronger every day, my genitals started losing the swelling much quicker than before and the sensitivity started coming back, although my clit is still just barely sensing. The overall look improved visibly and it's like it unlocked my femininity and self-esteem (I started kind of gradually losing those after living without a surgery for 10 years since I started HRT).

Now every dilatation ends with fingering and caressing my clit but I stay all the time on the verge and even though it is very pleasant, I really crave an orgasm... and I feel that I am closer and closer but still not getting it. Now I am almost permanently aroused and even walking feels like masturbation... And I am only thinking about when the next dilatation will be so I can continue... I got so immersed in these activities that I feel like all day I am only eating, going to the WC, showering, and playing with myself.

Have you felt such thing? How does it develop - declining or reaching the big O? Does that arousal remain in the future? Anything important I need to know?

Thanks in advance!

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[Fapcop]

Now some of you may wonder why those things looks so weird.

(Aside from the bizarro tattoos and the way they just hang there uselessly, that is…)

And you see: Erectile devices aren’t really designed for ladydicks!

Nature, in its wisdom, designed the male penis with two cavities (corpus cavernosum) filled with a porous/spongy material. That’s where the blood rushes when you have an erection, and erectile devices are designed to go inside those cavities.

Rotdogs of course have no such tissue or cavities, which is why erectile devices are a halfassed solution for them at best. At worst: They risk POKING OUT AND PIERCING THE PHALLO because of sizing and shape issues. (Remember again: Rotdogs aren’t designed for erections the same way dicks are.)

 

[Tard Whisperer]

This one is a TOTAL pooner.

Surgeon: Dr. Chen, Mang
Procedure: rff phalloplasty
Post-op Sensation: Three Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Five Stars
Submitter: FTLiaM

Spoiler: pics

2 days post op

Left forearm healing 3 weeks-2 months

2 weeks post op

1 month post op. No more catheters!

6 weeks post op

Overall, no complications.

First stage September 2018 was phalloplasty w/ UL, mons reduction and vanginectomy.

Second stage was April 2019- scrotoplasty

third stage July 2019 inflatable penile pump and right testicular implant as well as fat grafting and scar revision on my donor arm.

As of almost 11 months post op, I have tactile sensation from base to tip on 90% of my penis. The left side is still slowing coming in.

I plan to have a glansplasty revision done eventually.

Here's a couple other horrible abominations by the same Dr. Mang Chen: post 1, post 2

 

[Aunt Carol]

And you see: Erectile devices aren’t really designed for ladydicks!

Not any more, my friend! Get ready for the future:

A Swiss company, Zephyr Surgical Implants, offers two erectile implants specifically designed for the neophallus. They both screw into the pubic bone for stability, and the inflatable one (archive) has only one chamber (no natal corpi cavernosi), a little sculpted head and a pass-through for the urethra.





They also make an itty bitty implant for metoidioplasty (archive).

 

[Procrastinhater]

These poor gals can’t just crouch and take a piss! I mean… They could lose their balance and stuff!

Gotta STAND TO PEE!!!

Btw: Wonder what they think guys do when they need to take a crap on a camping trip… Crouch perhaps? So why exactly can’t these manly dudes do the same when they need to pre?

Like how the fuck do they think people shat/pissed for tens of thousands of years before the invention of the toilet/outhouse? They think Cro Magnons had time to stop and dig a hole and make a seat when they were chasing fucking Mammoths across the Tundra or avoiding being eaten by these

We didn't always have nice comfy bathrooms, ManlyDudeBros.
If you were ManlyDudeBros you wouldn't even think about it.

 

[glue eater]

Little known fact: Troons suffer disproportionately from diabetes, because they're fat retards.

With that in mind - rotten diabetic franken-appendage. Not safe for life.

Spoiler

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

So if I get phallo right and then I get fat would my phallo get fat too?

 

[Fapcop]

Not any more, my friend! Get ready for the future:

A Swiss company, Zephyr Surgical Implants, offers two erectile implants specifically designed for the neophallus. They both screw into the pubic bone for stability, and the inflatable one (archive) has only one chamber (no natal corpi cavernosi), a little sculpted head and a pass-through for the urethra.

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They also make an itty bitty implant for metoidioplasty (archive).

Aww, that thing is ADORABLE!

A little itty-bitty penile implant for a pooners little bittle metoidoplasty peenee!

This one is a TOTAL pooner.

Surgeon: Dr. Chen, Mang
Procedure: rff phalloplasty
Post-op Sensation: Three Stars
Post-op Satisfaction: Five Stars
Submitter: FTLiaM

Spoiler: pics

2 days post op
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Left forearm healing 3 weeks-2 months
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2 weeks post op
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1 month post op. No more catheters!
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6 weeks post op
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Here's a couple other horrible abominations by the same Dr. Mang Chen: post 1, post 2

LMAO!!!

POONER CONFIRMED!!

Look at those humongous hips, thighs and ass Lolol!

Bet you she’s around five feet tall as well and got the obligatory froggy T voice.

AND LOOK AT THOSE NIPS!! Wtf happened there?! That’s like a fraction of a nipple! Looks like the teeny, tiny beady eyes of a mole rat or some other functionally blind underground creature!

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Little known fact: Troons suffer disproportionately from diabetes, because they're fat retards.

With that in mind - rotten diabetic franken-appendage. Not safe for life.

Spoiler

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Christ what the fuck even is that?
I don't recognize the bones?
A foot?

 

[glue eater]

Christ what the fuck even is that?
I don't recognize the bones?
A foot?

I thought it was a penis but now that you mention, it does have a bone/cartilage in it.

Well, technically it is an appendage....of a sort.