🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Based on what we are learning of Mrs Jamal’s history, it seems she has very strong ambitions to become some form of media influencer. It’s likely this is why she’s blindly pushing Ali as hard as she is in hopes she can get him to the point of accessing larger creators.

My suspicion is that she is badgering her husband to make this happen against his much better judgement.

Why would anyone in their right minds want to become a "media influencer" and subject themselves to the internet willingly?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why would anyone in their right minds want to become a "media influencer" and subject themselves to the internet willingly?

Some people just literally want to avoid real work THAT badly.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

I wonder how many times he's going to get served at this event?

 

[heathercho]

Tiny legs, spindly arms, giant balloon head, gunt cascading.
How do you tailor a tux for a client who's wider than he is tall?

I wonder too, will he still wear his guccy sunglasses to cover his Portuguese eye?
Shave the Xanax beard and cut the hobo hair, or just slick it back Patrick Bateman style?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Tiny legs, spindly arms, giant balloon head, gunt cascading.
How do you tailor a tux for a client who's wider than he is tall?

I wonder too, will he still wear his guccy sunglasses to cover his Portuguese eye?
Shave the Xanax beard and cut the hobo hair, or just slick it back Patrick Bateman style?

It would be a total flex if he could get a collar and some buttons sewn on a Chinese spy balloon

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Some people just literally want to avoid real work THAT badly.

I can see doing it as a fun side project for laughs and entertainment but as an actual job? Insanity. Online streaming jobs are equivalent to pornstars. Whats going to happen in a few months or years when the new hotness comes on scene to displace you? You're constantly chasing that dragon just to live and survive never knowing how your paycheck will be years out. Sure there's insecurity long term in the job market, but at least I can apply for other jobs with my experience. What is an internet celebrity to do when their support collapses and they can no longer enjoy a yearly six figure salary? With Ralph I guess the answer is slowly drink yourself into an early grave.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I can see doing it as a fun side project for laughs and entertainment but as an actual job? Insanity. Online streaming jobs are equivalent to pornstars. Whats going to happen in a few months or years when the new hotness comes on scene to displace you? You're constantly chasing that dragon just to live and survive never knowing how your paycheck will be years out. Sure there's insecurity long term in the job market, but at least I can apply for other jobs with my experience. What is an internet celebrity to do when their support collapses and they can no longer enjoy a yearly six figure salary? With Ralph I guess the answer is slowly drink yourself into an early grave.

Yeah, I imagine it would be very difficult to get back off the treadmill.

IF you were very lucky and very good, and managed to make some money at it, it would be a short term windfall that you had better have a plan to use the money from wisely. And afterwards, no normal, low profile company would be comfortable with hiring a shitty political extremist z list e celeb

 

[The Great Deliverer]

Jamal parents must be really shitty ones if they let their son be friends with a convicted felon,sex offender and who stabs anyone on the back at the slightest jab at his already fragile ego

 

[Jack Awful]

Jamal parents must be really shitty ones if they let their son be friends with a convicted felon,sex offender and who stabs anyone on the back at the slightest jab at his already fragile ego

Especially since he called a vendetta against Ali like a week ago because the dad said "no, you can't have a white nationalist party here"

Based on what we are learning of Mrs Jamal’s history, it seems she has very strong ambitions to become some form of media influencer. It’s likely this is why she’s blindly pushing Ali as hard as she is in hopes she can get him to the point of accessing larger creators.

My suspicion is that she is badgering her husband to make this happen against his much better judgement.

I'd like to know more about Mrs. Jamal's dreams of being an influencer.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I'd like to know more about Mrs. Jamal's dreams of being an influencer.

You will.

 

[Jack Awful]

You will.

You're not gonna post a link to a KF post or even just elaborate more?

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

You're not gonna post a link to a KF post or even just elaborate more?

Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:

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[Jack Awful]

Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:

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Don't cuck content because you want to sound "cool, badass, and mysterious". It makes you look like a gay retard that takes internet shit too seriously.

The Amber Dazzle channel makes a lot of sense. She's a stupid, vapid bitch that wants to be internet famous, so she probably bought Ralph's bullshit of him being famous and is willing to do whatever it takes to leech off him to jumpstart her career.

This exact thing happens too much and is pathetic every time. Can't wait to see Amber Dazzle cry when Ralph's 12 fans keep calling her an eggless poo. No one to blame but her.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Don't cuck content because you want to sound "cool, badass, and mysterious". It makes you look like a gay retard that takes internet shit too seriously.

The Amber Dazzle channel makes a lot of sense. She's a stupid, vapid bitch that wants to be internet famous, so she probably bought Ralph's bullshit of him being famous and is willing to do whatever it takes to leech off him to jumpstart her career.

This exact thing happens too much and is pathetic every time. Can't wait to see Amber Dazzle cry when Ralph's 12 fans keep calling her an eggless poo. No one to blame but her.

Yeah I was just fucking around. In retrospect it reads poorly on paper. I believe there's quite a thread being built which was what I was alluding to.

Somebody is feeling the hurt from all these legal bills.

 

[not william stenchever]

My suspicion is that she is badgering her husband to make this happen against his much better judgement.

I am now imagining Dr. Jamal yelling at his vapid wife "DO NOT REDEEM!"

 

[Derpy]

Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:

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It looks like she puts a good amount of work into that show. It’s still shitty though and It’s unfortunate that her viewership is so low, she can’t even monetize her channel yet.

Maybe all of this is because she wants a channel on Cozy.

 

[eDove]

Somebody is feeling the hurt from all these legal bills.
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He not only thinks his life is like a movie, but a soap opera. What a womanly bitch.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:

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Holy shit, bitch is in love with herself. A thirsty (thirty, but the autocorrect stays) second intro of her being chubby and ugly with bad hair?

Calling it now: Her husband is cheating on her and he finances this “show” to give her something to do while he does what he wants. This is how a lot of celebrity wives end up on Real Housewives; most famously, Kelsey Grammer encouraged his wife to do that show ostensibly so she could “have her own thing” but really so he could cheat with the flight attendant he ended up dumping her for. This is the low-rent version of that.

 

[Freeman]

Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:

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What a vibrant cast of characters we have in the sektur, what fucking hole do these freaks keep crawling out from?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Maybe all of this is because she wants a channel on Cozy.

Ralph can make her famous. Nobody knew who Fai Fai was until he put her on the map.