Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Alex Krycek]

@Alex Krycek,

You are the greatest troll in over a year and a petty, insecure moron. FUCK YOU!

Yeah you said that already dude. Do I get another 4,000 years as a fish yet or do you want to talk theology, history, or sports?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Toronto should have won

This proves you're delusional, 41521385217.


Synchronism: 23:26 "Lord knows" - Toronto coach on ESPN

 

[4Macie]

Woah, so I was around when this thread was pre-100 pages and really haven't been back. I came to visit and damn, what the hell happened to Brad? He's all salty and mad now. He was all cool and collected about his brand of crazy before; but now he's all "fuck you" this and "(insert mean comment)" that.

Who broke the toy? Do we need to have another talk about taking care of your things??

 

[Alex Krycek]

This proves you're delusional, 41521385217.


Synchronism: 23:26 "Lord knows" - Toronto coach on ESPN

Oh my opinion on that game? Call it like I see it, and I'm a Spurs fan so I don't even really care at this point. Probably going to be the Thunder in the end.

 

[The Great Chandler]

@Alex Krycek,

You are the greatest troll in over a year and a petty, insecure moron. FUCK YOU!

Florida is weird.

 

[facepalm]

John 13:34-35. A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.


Brad sure throws a lot of "FUCK YOU!" out for someone who claims to have given this commandment.

 

[Alex Krycek]

John 13:34-35. A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.


Brad sure throws a lot of "FUCK YOU!" out for someone who claims to have given this commandment.

That was when he was Earth Jesus. Now he's Space Jesus.

 

[facepalm]

That was when he was Earth Jesus. Now he's Space Jesus.

Brad's new commandment, FUCK YOU! By this shall men know ye are his disciples, if ye have FUCK YOU! one to another.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Brad's new commandment, FUCK YOU! By this shall men know ye are his disciples, if ye have FUCK YOU! one to another.

"Then the Lord Brad sayeth to his disciples, whosoever does not love 7_4, does not love my father. Whosoever mocks my girlfriend, does not love my father. Ye shall be a cow or a cat for a millennia (74 years non commutable) and be reborn as the Canaanites - in sin and poor conditions. Fuck you." - Alex 37:7

 

[facepalm]

Einstein: “Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.”

Brad: “Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by FUCK YOU!"

 

[LordCustos3]

John 13:34-35. A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

Brad sure throws a lot of "FUCK YOU!" out for someone who claims to have given this commandment.

Because he was Satan in a previous life. As well as Caligula, Howard Shipman and Doctor Octopus.

Is anyone keeping track of all of Brad's past lives?
I keep waiting for him to claim that was both Karl Marx AND Ayn Rand.

That was when he was Earth Jesus. Now he's Space Jesus.

That is utter bullshit.
Because I've already claimed both Adam Warlock AND Paul Atreides as past lives.
Brad will just have to settle for being Pip the Troll and Feyd Rautha Harkonnen.

Brad's new commandment, FUCK YOU! By this shall men know ye are his disciples, if ye have FUCK YOU! one to another.

Soooo salty.
Brad must be a Virgin with Rage.

 

[APerson]

Woah, so I was around when this thread was pre-100 pages and really haven't been back. I came to visit and damn, what the hell happened to Brad? He's all salty and mad now. He was all cool and collected about his brand of crazy before; but now he's all "fuck you" this and "(insert mean comment)" that.

Who broke the toy? Do we need to have another talk about taking care of your things??

You missed a couple pages of me pointing out his misunderstandings of Judaism, a bunch of people pointing out his misunderstandings of Christianity, and a couple hundred pages of a lot more people just mocking his beliefs (check out 5 meats 4 cheeses theory, the beautiful creation of @Adamska). Honestly, I'm not sure why he keeps coming back.

 

[ActualKiwi]

You missed a couple pages of me pointing out his misunderstandings of Judaism, a bunch of people pointing out his misunderstandings of Christianity, and a couple hundred pages of a lot more people just mocking his beliefs (check out 5 meats 4 cheeses theory, the beautiful creation of @Adamska). Honestly, I'm not sure why he keeps coming back.

Because he's secretly (not so secretly) a masochist.

 

[ASU]

I started to do some research into occult significance of the numbers 4, 7, 47, 74, etc but there's so many different hits I didn't even bother. Try googling "47 occult" or "7 occult" and be amazed.

In that way, I might almost kind of understand why he latched onto those numbers: he thinks everything is a synchronicity so he dug into some gematrica/Freemasonry/conspiracy crap, confirmation bias kicked in and his underlying mental illness handled the rest.

Also, fwiw, many spiritual philosophies (Zen, Sufism, etc) specifically teach their students not to get hung up on crap like this, looking for mystical Truth within the relationships of numbers, rhyming words, etc.

Were he alive, Buddha would think you're misguided at best, Brad.

 

[Keerakh]

You think?

I like how insecure you are, editing a quote to replace references to you with Jesus.

 

[LordCustos3]

I started to do some research into occult significance of the numbers 4, 7, 47, 74, etc but there's so many different hits I didn't even bother. Try googling "47 occult" or "7 occult" and be amazed.

You can have the same revelation with any number you choose. Brad could have chosen 3 and 8 (...or 2 and 9...or 6 and 10) and built an entire rickety edifice on that patch of quicksand and got the same "aaaaamazing revelations".
Even an innocuous number like 23 has oodles of "spooky coincidences" about it.

Also, fwiw, many spiritual philosophies (Zen, Sufism, etc) specifically teach their students not to get hung up on crap like this, looking for mystical Truth within the relationships of numbers, rhyming words, etc.
Were he alive, Buddha would think you're misguided at best, Brad.

Don't remind him of Buddha....lest Brad add him as yet another past life.

I like how insecure you are, editing a quote to replace references to you with Jesus.

We were warned of this.
"Jesus answered: ''Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many.'' -- Matthew 24:4-5"

 

[Alex Krycek]

Actually him picking 7 and 4 is very Western. The Chinese and Sinosphere had an appreciation for multiples of 3, with 3, 6, 9, and 12 sort of being their 'holiest'. The Arabs had an appreciation for 1, the Hindus invented 0. What makes any any of these numbers especially unique? Among the Chinese it was at least at first a way to understand the seasons and lunar cycles. Later their cosmology came to include the concept of sexegenary cycles; literally the rise and fall of civilization in China proper that would someday result in the end of the world. The Arabs liked 1 because its the root number and all goes back to 1 or to fractions through division. I don't know much about the history of 0 and only know the basics of the 4 major sects of Hinduism. My point is that Brad clung to one arbitrary pair of numbers that might have some significance to an ancient people and not another He could have picked literally any 2 numbers and found some pattern, that makes him an oracle now.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You can have the same revelation with any number you choose. Brad could have chosen 3 and 8 (...or 2 and 9...or 6 and 10) and built an entire rickety edifice on that patch of quicksand and got the same "aaaaamazing revelations".
Even an innocuous number like 23 has oodles of "spooky coincidences" about it.

Yep. All numbers, particularly those small enough to be used on a daily basis, will pop up all the time. Chances are, if I look around the room, I won't find many instances of the number 53,872, unless I count the fibers in the carpet or something. However, I can easily see lots of 2s, 3s, 8s, 11s, and 19s. And I can see all of them, not just the 7s and 4s, because I'm not trying to confirm any weird fixation on certain numbers.

We were warned of this.
"Jesus answered: ''Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many.'' -- Matthew 24:4-5"

Point taken, but Brad has fooled no one, in real life or online. There were false messiahs that caused entire cults to commit suicide, or swindled millions of dollars from their victims. Brad can't even get laid. So even as a false prophet, he's kind of a screwup.

SYNC: "Fuck you, Braaaaaadddd!!!"

 

[MasterDisaster]

I bet his book won't even sell four copies, let alone seven. And buying them yourself doesn't count, @Brad Watson_Miami.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I bet his book won't even sell four copies, let alone seven. And buying them yourself doesn't count, @Brad Watson_Miami.

He's going to count each one of his split personalities former lives as a separate reader. He'll have a circulation of millions!