Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Demonstrate proof. Predict something, like the next big terror attack and post it here or on your forum. Tell us exactly what will happen, when, and where. If the NSA sees that, I promise you that they will want your theories and will shill out huge amounts of cash to use your system.
You have to realize, Brad just isn't good with the math part of a scientific theory. That's why he uses Gematria. Since you might not actually know what that is, it's defined as "an Assyro-Babylonian-Greek system of code and numerology". Now, it's that last word, "numerology" that really makes a difference. Numerology is, scientifically speaking, total bullshit, and anyone who uses it to prove a point has less than nothing. That's why Brad can't predict anything.

SYNC: "Sometimes we feel stupid." - Brad
 
@Alex Krycek,

You and everyone else will have to be patient about proof of ETs coming from other plan-its that run on GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4.

OK, here's a prediction. In the NBA Playoff Conference Finals, I predict that two teams will win 4 games out of the possible 7 game series. And there are 4 7-game series after the regular series to determine a champion.

@bacterium,

You don't like plan-it? Plan-it really triggers you (:_(? Why does plan-it bother you so?

@ChurchOfGodBear,

How did you like that last synchronism involving Bear on American Pickers S1/Ep1?

You are a compulsive and pathological liar. I AM real good7__4 with the math part of a scientific theory. Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 is just part of Plan-it Theory. Gematria began as "an Assyro-Babylonian-Greek system of code and numerology", but that was 3,500 years ago. Mathematics and numerology historically began together and were always connected by the ancients. Same thing with astronomy and astrology. (I don't do astrology either.)

I AM the world's leading authority on Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74. I've been teaching it on the Internet for at least 8 years. I AM trying to get others to catch up some on this subject before I publish a book on it. It's not good to be too far ahead of everybody.

But you're obstinate about learning anything. In other words, your a helpless 2311411518. Now, that one code is all that is - there's no "numerology" involved with it, 4912415.
 
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@Alex Krycek,

You and everyone else will have to be patient about proof of ETs coming from other plan-its that run on GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4.

OK, here's a prediction. In the NBA Playoff Conference Finals, I predict that two teams will win 4 games out of the possible 7 game series. And there are 4 7-game series after the regular series to determine a champion.
You predicted absolutely nothing. Barring a national disaster or the end of the world, what you're saying is a complete certainty that even a casual basketball fan could have predicted.
 
@SCRuler (Skanky Crotch Ruler),

You're a compulsive and pathological liar. I've made the BIGGEST prediction that any scientific theory ever has!

Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor / FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory). All 'true Earth-like plan-its' are built with the mathematical model/program/algorithm of 7_4 or 6_4.
No you havent. All you do is do shitty grade school addition tricks. I bet you don't even know how to multiply.
 
Are you referring to yourself as the second coming ,brad?
But as a virgin he hasn't even had a first coming.

Nah, he goes downtown and gets a lot of dick. Never does he once use his own, hence, still a virgin.

Can we get a word filter that replaces 'plan-it' with either the correct spelling or something else? It really triggers me (:_(
I agree.
Ohhhhh, if it were up to me there would be many other "Brad Watson CWCisms-esque" that would be wordfilitered into oblivion. "Genasis" for one.
"74" == "69"
"By The power invested in me" == "By the Power of Greyskull"
"Planet Nestor" == "Magical H.ash B.rown Kingdom"
"You can Still Repent" == "Brad is a Huge Faggot, Please Rape his Face"
 
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@millais ,

I just added King(4) of Kings(7) to my book Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4. You win a FREE copy! (Message me your email if you want it.)

@Brad Watson_Miami

Hello Brad, this is the second time I am asking. I would like to redeem your offer for a FREE copy of your book, Plan-it Theory of GOD = 7_4

My email address is millais@deaglenation.tv

I pray that this will not escalate into a situation akin to Kengle's Buffalo Cube saga
 
Plan-It also implies predestination, so if anything God is trolling Brad harder than anyone else even if his theories are true.
plan-it is one of those things where an idiot doesn't know the etymology of a used term but it sounds like something else so their pareidolia makes their brain go fuzzy and assume there's a very "speshul" link. I've seen this kind of thought process before. I dont know what links genesis to "genasis" though. Maybe he's just a goddamn idiot who can't word properly
 
plan-it is one of those things where an idiot doesn't know the etymology of a used term but it sounds like something else so their pareidolia makes their brain go fuzzy and assume there's a very "speshul" link. I've seen this kind of thought process before. I dont know what links genesis to "genasis" though. Maybe he's just a goddamn idiot who can't word properly
I actually tried to talk theology with him a few times but to no avail. Asked him his favorite Church Fathers and even then I attempted to discuss history. Even tried to trade music and be reasonable. The discussion was over before it began. Reason being one can only assume is that he's completely unwilling to talk to someone who doesn't share his delusions or at least think they're plausible.
 
I actually tried to talk theology with him a few times but to no avail. Asked him his favorite Church Fathers and even then I attempted to discuss history. Even tried to trade music and be reasonable. The discussion was over before it began. Reason being one can only assume is that he's completely unwilling to talk to someone who doesn't share his delusions or at least think they're plausible.
He doesn't want discussion. he wants someone to talk at. he wants converts or people to pander to him. Cultists never ever want to prove their superiority through debate as prophets and messengers of god tend to be described as engaging in. Cultists only ever want to illustrate their superiority though fear inducing magic powers (which hilariously backfires with brad here) and attacking others egos (again, like brad is attempting against me).
 
Jesus didn't want discussion. He wanted someone to talk at. He wanted converts or people to pander to him. Cultists never ever want to prove their superiority through debate as prophets and messengers of GOD tend to be described as engaging in. Cultists only ever want to illustrate their superiority though fear inducing magic powers (which hilariously backfired with Jesus) and attacking others' egos (again, like Jesus attempted).
You think?

@Alex Krycek,

My favorite Church Father was Origen of Alexandria (born 186 AD) - I was him.

I have no delusions. Those that think I do are delusional.
 
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You think?
You're either the greatest troll in over a year or a petty, insecure, moron.

@Alex Krycek,

My favorite Church Father was Origen of Alexandria (born 186 AD) - I was him.

I have no delusions. Those that think I do are delusional.
Origen is largely considered a heretic by almost every branch of traditional Christianity. He was a Nontrinitarian and heavily influenced by Gnosticism. But I will bite, what is your favorite work by Origen?
 
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@Alex Krycek,

Wrong. Plan-it infers destined; don't confuse destined with predestination - they're quite different.


Synchronism: 23:13 "How much of that was by design?" interviewer asked LeBron James on ESPN

@Alex Krycek,

You are greatest troll in over a year and/or a petty, insecure moron. FUCK YOU!
 
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Toronto should have won, a lot of bad fouls and homefield advantage by the Cavs, so yeah my analogy is still correct. If your theories are true, the universe was created by a maniac who favors some and not others.
 
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