Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Good lord Ralph is the thinnest skinned little faggot ever lmao
Isn't it funny that someone who got famous off of hosting streams called "blood sports" is one of the most thin skinned cows on the internet? You would think that moderating all those debates would toughen him a tiny bit but no.
 
Isn't it funny that someone who got famous off of hosting streams called "blood sports" is one of the most thin skinned cows on the internet? You would think that moderating all those debates would toughen him a tiny bit but no.
For me, it is apparent that instead of avoiding the mistakes lolcows and nutcases he invites on his shows made, he decided to emulate them instead.

Mundanematt's thin skin and flagging is of course the most prominent example of Ralph emulating the people he laughs at.
 
The amount of influence Null has on Ralph is comical.
Rent. Null doesn't pay a dime of it to live in Ralph's head.
Every new set of violations, everything you see above will start all over again. Every new set of violations, Ralph gets publicly bled financially while Vickers can read all his court docs and the world will laugh at Ralph.
California is the last place in the U.S. you want to be in family court as a man. Or even a male pig.
 
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I'm sure it won't stay up more than a few days before getting flagged down so it will likely sort itself out.
Would be less gay if he actually out effort into it.
He should pay some artist on Fiver to make better looking original merch, not some mspaint corn.png from the first page of google.
 
Would be less gay if he actually out effort into it.
He should pay some artist on Fiver to make better looking original merch, not some mspaint corn.png from the first page of google.
I don't disagree that it's low effort but it's the logo from the onesie that triggered Ralph so bad he had to get a court order forbidding it.
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Figure it's mostly for his own amusement and it's at least appropriately priced for what it is
 
mr. vickers definitely needs to up his "anti-me regalia" game.

for those who may not know, according to shorthand notes that mr. vickers took, (then read at 1:25:34 on this stream) during the last hearing regarding visitation with xander, the ragepig specifically stated to the judge:

ragepig: i want to ask something, your honor ... she has actually dressed my child, our child, in memes meant to insult me, uh, corn memes, she sent him dressed like that.
judge: she what?
ragepig: yeah, i know it's hard to explain, but she's used internet memes in order to try and troll me by dressing my son in, basically, anti-me regalia, and i would ask that she be disallowed by the court and that she be admonished, quite frankly.
faith: uh, your honor, the outfit that he's referring to is a onesie, it's a corn graphic that says "aw shucks".
ragepig [interrupting faith] : and you know good and well that's the whole corn [inaudible] on kiwi farms that you stoked, you know exactly ...
judge: i'm not sure ...
ragepig [interrupting judge]: i would ask that she be ... [ragepig interrupted and silenced by his attorney]
 
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I don't disagree that it's low effort but it's the logo from the onesie that triggered Ralph so bad he had to get a court order forbidding it.
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Figure it's mostly for his own amusement and it's at least appropriately priced for what it is
Between a corn shirt and sperging at a judge about a corn shirt, I think the latter is infinitely more pathetic.
 
Between a corn shirt and sperging at a judge about a corn shirt, I think the latter is infinitely more pathetic.
Absolutely. It kills me how unable he is to behave like a man about literally anything. His concept of manhood is lifted from freaks like Andrew Anglin and he still can't live up to that very low standard. Just constant fluctuation between a little boy's "no girlz allowed" mentality and womanly seething.
 
All he has to do to avoid additional punishment is shut the fuck up.

No wonder he's drinking himself to death at such an accelerated rate.
Shut the fuck up? Like Ralph is capable of doing that for 5 minutes. The majority of his problems, legal or otherwise come from his inability to realize his words are making the situation 10x worse, especially when say there's a no-contact order and he's ranting on twitter like a lunatic. Fuel that with a rampant drug, alcohol and unhealthy food addictions and you get the spiral we've been having...and its not even March yet lads. I predict a bountiful 🌽 harvest this year
 
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mr. vickers definitely needs to up his "anti-me regalia" game.

for those who may not know, according to shorthand notes that mr. vickers took, (then read at 1:25:34 on this stream) during the last hearing regarding visitation with xander, the ragepig specifically stated to the judge:
Good thing this is in California where the judge has to recognize the validity of 37 year old man’s feelings about onsie attire on an infant. Ralph could have made the judge forbid dressing Xander in green because it triggers his PTSD and she would have gone along with it if he whimpered and whined enough.

Ralph should be buying Tommy Hilfiger onsies and baby Timberlines for his boy.
 
Good thing this is in California where the judge has to recognize the validity of 37 year old man’s feelings about onsie attire on an infant. Ralph could have made the judge forbid dressing Xander in green because it triggers his PTSD and she would have gone along with it if he whimpered and whined enough.

Ralph should be buying Tommy Hilfiger onsies and baby Timberlines for his boy.
Xander only wears Lacoste.
 
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