Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[anliteralidiot]

Huh. Now that you've said about braces with a cost of an arm and a leg, I decided to look around the net for adult braces cost in Ohio. So... TMI incoming!
Based on smileprep.com info - 4000 to 6000 (Urban), 4500 - 6500 (Suburban), 5000 (National)
If he would've gotten a job in ALDI, which is 1,5 miles away from his house, as a cashier, it would be like this.
Based on indeed.com info - 12.70 (per hour), 139.70 (from 9 AM to 10 PM), 4,191 (per month), 1397-2794 (10-20 days).
So in total, he would have had to work at least 1 month and 18 days to get a max cost braces (plus 2 days for a 26 y.o silver H.I. plan in OH. Based on monkeygeek.com info) IF he doesn't waste money on shit. But I guess because of his delusions about his fame won't get him to being a cashier in ALDI.

That's on the low end, and that's only the cost of one visit. Braces take multiple visits tightening, loosening, putting in new wires if he grinds he teeth, chews ice, etc. I hate to pull a, "Well here's the thing..." Like this ratfuck, but here's the thing: braces wouldn't be feasible for him to cover alone.

Spoiler: psuedo-medsperg, have had braces

I am not a medsperg, merely an autist who is fascinated with his maw. I can kinda guess that his upper jaw is managed like shit. His front teeth protrude, and the teeth beside those are concave. He also has an abfraction, from poor oral care. It's really clear in the, "HEY TONY" closeup, but I can't easily attach the gif. Apparently there's a tag for our buddy boyo on tenor, lol

He has a weird wedge-shaped mouth, and, while all skulls are wedge-shaped, the normal shape is a mild curve like a U, where he's a hard V.

It takes a lot of force to pull those teeth right behind your front teeth forward while straitening them too. It would be painful as hell with them, and then every time they were tightened? That would be pure torture.

A cashier in America doesn't make 4k a month. There's taxes and other people to compete with for hours. Chance would probably only get to work ~20 hours per week or so. More likely less, honestly. I never was in retail, but to my understanding the less you preform the less hours you get scheduled for.

Yuuup. Retail work doesn't want to schedule for 40, as that's 7hr per day, 5 days a week. So they make *one* day 6hr. 40hr a week is the cut-off point where you're considered full-time, and eligible for benefits like dental care, and they don't want you to have that.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I hope he dangles in front of him during the IRL stream. We get some sort of overdue confrontation, and if Marty decides to hand it off to him when he brings it inside to unpack it... It's just bricks.

I would just offer to put it on the line in a ladder match.

Huh. Now that you've said about braces with a cost of an arm and a leg, I decided to look around the net for adult braces cost in Ohio. So... TMI incoming!
Based on smileprep.com info - 4000 to 6000 (Urban), 4500 - 6500 (Suburban), 5000 (National)
If he would've gotten a job in ALDI, which is 1,5 miles away from his house, as a cashier, it would be like this.
Based on indeed.com info - 12.70 (per hour), 139.70 (from 9 AM to 10 PM), 4,191 (per month), 1397-2794 (10-20 days).
So in total, he would have had to work at least 1 month and 18 days to get a max cost braces (plus 2 days for a 26 y.o silver H.I. plan in OH. Based on monkeygeek.com info) IF he doesn't waste money on shit. But I guess because of his delusions about his fame won't get him to being a cashier in ALDI.

Chance can't count nor does he know how money works. Just the other day he said "One red dime" because he's seriously that ignorant. He'd have better luck outside begging for quarters from the people returning their carts.

 

[anliteralidiot]

New Gloryhole with new soundbite of Raxx being an emotionally manipulative little fuck.

Apparently every time he gets a GF, people come in and make him think it's a troll. Since 2015, when dead gay Bill died, it's been happening. He's lost so much. Boo-hoo.

Archive, still loading: https://archive.ph/wip/BISjY

 

[Jasper2K]

New Gloryhole with new soundbite of Raxx being an emotionally manipulative little fuck.

Apparently every time he gets a GF, people come in and make him think it's a troll. Since 2015, when dead gay Bill died, it's been happening. He's lost so much. Boo-hoo.

Archive, still loading: https://archive.ph/wip/BISjY

Eyes close, head back. Chance the victim.

 

[Azurelite]

I WARNED U NICK AKA MBM
Chance's YT

Summary 11/02/2023 (afew hours after the hammer stream)

-Chance is back for another round (4am~5am akron time)
-Chance is STILL butthurt over Marty's 10k YT sub milestone, Telling Marty that he will now face the consequences of his action...
-Chance is going to report Marty to YT... for buying subscribers
-Still lying about the Xbox and how marty threaten, bribed and robbed him
-Throw afew more insults at marty for good measure

-Chance tells the trolls to leave his "Good friend, Cam" alone ("Cam is a good friend of me")
-Chance try to explain that if Trolls attack her and her family, the trolls are attacking him and its game over for the trolls (Cleary the 1 braincell left in chances head isn't firing on all cylinders)
-Smug face chance trying to give advice on how the trolls are going to get arrested, for trolling
-"And trust me when i say ...." (dear god..)
-Chance still thinks he owes marty, without him, marty would have nothing
-Chance compares marty's channel with his own, claims "numbers doesn't add up" (i did some checking, and the numbers do much up, Marty have 10k subs, on avg, he gets from 4k to 9k views, Chance have 1.2k subs and avg 1k views)
-Chance thinks because he doesn't have 10k subs, no one can get that much, because he the content (guess no one told him that he a lolcow)

-Chance cellphone start getting troll calls
-Chance answers the call with insults
-Chance invite trolls to call in (that was a mistake on chance's side.. lol)
-Chance tells the trolls to stop calling
-Throwing insults to Trolls and projecting

-Chance still battling the trolls on the phone
-Looks like chance doesn't know that there is a off button on all phones
-Chance try to reinforce this ideology with his YT mods, "Am i right or am i right"
-Chance still thinks there is a secret discord (also think he got an inside man on it)
-"Only cowards hide behind the screen" .. (oh the irony)
-Nothing of interest to report, beside more insult, slurs and projection



**Sidenote Chance join Bustyn panel right after and continue with his rant

Summary
-Chance jumps on Bustyn's panel
-Bustyn didn't push back on any talking points, just let Chance rant on and on and on
-Chance tell everyone to stop showing up to his house (i'm pretty sure that are all invited by him)
-All of Chances's family is getting annoyed
-Use his professional victim card and how its the trolls faults
-More ranting then leave panel

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I WARNED U NICK AKA MBM

-Chance cellphone start getting troll calls
-Chance answers the call with insults
-Chance invite trolls to call in (that was a mistake on chance's side.. lol)
-Chance tells the trolls to stop calling
-Chance still battling the trolls on the phone
-Looks like chance doesn't know that there is a off button on all phones

Turning his phone off, or hell just blocking any calls from numbers that aren't in his contact list, would be admitting defeat, something that he will not allow under any circumstances. He has commanded that the trolls leave him be so they will do as he commands OR ELSE god damn it, he will not capitulate to anyone.

And frankly, I think it's more his need for constant attention that prevents him from doing it vs wanting to continue the charade that he's a big swinging dick. Because who knows, maybe one of these calls from total strangers could be Alexandra Daddario wanting herself a goblin booty call, or it's Publisher's Clearing House telling him there's a 50 million dollar check on the way.

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

Does anyone know why marty nuked his discord or does anyone have the new one if he made a new one?

 

[Cowboy Christ]

"HERE'S ONE THING YOU FORGOT MARTY..."

(...)

"THERE'S ONE LITTLE THING YOU FORGOT, YOU FAT ASS BITCH."

(...)

"YOU FORGOT ONE LITTLE THING, NICK"
Jesus Christ it's like he's buffering and trying to sync with his small brain.

 

[SnufflePuff]

"HERE'S ONE THING YOU FORGOT MARTY..."

(...)

"THERE'S ONE LITTLE THING YOU FORGOT, YOU FAT ASS BITCH."

(...)

"YOU FORGOT ONE LITTLE THING, NICK"
Jesus Christ it's like he's buffering and trying to sync with his small brain.

Possibly one of my favorite things about cyrax is when he drops his “THERES ONE THING YOU FORGOT” or “HERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME MARTY” like he’s about to drop some massive truth bomb. Then he just calls the trolls or marty an n word boy or says some shit like he never makes fun of people only to do it in the next sentence.

Chances entire vocabulary is made up of cheesy anime and action movie quotes and I love it

 

[anliteralidiot]

Possibly one of my favorite things about cyrax is when he drops his “THERES ONE THING YOU FORGOT” or “HERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME MARTY” like he’s about to drop some massive truth bomb. Then he just calls the trolls or marty an n word boy or says some shit like he never makes fun of people only to do it in the next sentence.

Chances entire vocabulary is made up of cheesy anime and action movie quotes and I love it

Don't forget parroting what he's heard other people say. Fetal alcohol syndrome people are great at parroting.

I love hearing new phrases from him, because I always want to know where he picked them up.

 

[Bogliacci]

Possibly one of my favorite things about cyrax is when he drops his “THERES ONE THING YOU FORGOT” or “HERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME MARTY” like he’s about to drop some massive truth bomb. Then he just calls the trolls or marty an n word boy or says some shit like he never makes fun of people only to do it in the next sentence.

Chances entire vocabulary is made up of cheesy anime and action movie quotes and I love it

YOU HAVE
TWO OPTIONS MARTY!!
YOU CAN DO X OR YOU HAVE TWO OTHER OPTIONS!!!

 

[SnufflePuff]

YOU HAVE
TWO OPTIONS MARTY!!
YOU CAN DO X OR YOU HAVE TWO OTHER OPTIONS!!!

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS MARTY!
*says the same thing twice*

 

[Occidere]

Don't forget parroting what he's heard other people say. Fetal alcohol syndrome people are great at parroting.

I love hearing new phrases from him, because I always want to know where he picked them up.

My favourite is when he contradicts himself mid insult. *You wasted money on buying X subscriber Marty, you cheap fuck* like wha... Does he waste money or is he a cheap fuck?

 

[Goblin9]

Possibly one of my favorite things about cyrax is when he drops his “THERES ONE THING YOU FORGOT” or “HERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME MARTY” like he’s about to drop some massive truth bomb. Then he just calls the trolls or marty an n word boy or says some shit like he never makes fun of people only to do it in the next sentence.

Chances entire vocabulary is made up of cheesy anime and action movie quotes and I love it

There is nothing funnier than Cyrax shouting "Look here nigger boy" or when he whips his pecker out and starts jacking it. A midget angrily masturbating and calling people nigger boy is peak comedy and I will never not find it funny. Could you imagine trying to describe such a scenario? "An angry midget masturbates furiously at his computer to protect his family from internet trolls" is a drunk Jack box game.

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

There is nothing funnier than Cyrax shouting "Look here nigger boy" or when he whips his pecker out and starts jacking it. A midget angrily masturbating and calling people nigger boy is peak comedy and I will never not find it funny. Could you imagine trying to describe such a scenario? "An angry midget masturbates furiously at his computer to protect his family from internet trolls" is a drunk Jack box game.

This comment is fucking sending me. i'm dead, i can't even say this outloud without laughing so hard it's unintelligible. Probably because I find the whole 'nigger boy' thing to be hilarious and the masturbating to be funny af.

 

[Occidere]

There is nothing funnier than Cyrax shouting "Look here nigger boy" or when he whips his pecker out and starts jacking it. A midget angrily masturbating and calling people nigger boy is peak comedy and I will never not find it funny. Could you imagine trying to describe such a scenario? "An angry midget masturbates furiously at his computer to protect his family from internet trolls" is a drunk Jack box game.

When he calls the nigger boy then calls them a cracker is *chefs kiss* perfecto

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

YOU HAVE
TWO OPTIONS MARTY!!
YOU CAN DO X OR YOU HAVE TWO OTHER OPTIONS!!!

I'm not a lawyer, but I have to think that Chance crossed the threshold to get slapped with some sort of restraining or no contact order a long time ago. Chance is always the one who initiates contact, not Marty. Furthermore, he's too stupid to know that he's doing it, but threatening to beat Marty with a hammer if he doesn't give him an Xbox is extortion.

My favourite is when he contradicts himself mid insult. *You wasted money on buying X subscriber Marty, you cheap fuck* like wha... Does he waste money or is he a cheap fuck?

Yeah I was amused how he said Marty first threatened Xbox guy to send it to him instead, and then bribed him at the same time. The former would be blackmail, the latter would be a business transaction. Everything with Chance is like he's Schrodinger's Cat's Asshole, he's both an infected anal fissure and a pristine virgin balloon knot. He's both rich and famous and dirty poor white trash. He's ready to whoop anybody's ass at a moments notice but hides in his closet when someone knocks on the door.

There is nothing funnier than Cyrax shouting "Look here nigger boy" or when he whips his pecker out and starts jacking it. A midget angrily masturbating and calling people nigger boy is peak comedy and I will never not find it funny. Could you imagine trying to describe such a scenario? "An angry midget masturbates furiously at his computer to protect his family from internet trolls" is a drunk Jack box game.

Sounds like a round of Cards Against Humanity to me, or maybe Mad Libs.

 

[Goblin9]

I'm not a lawyer, but I have to think that Chance crossed the threshold to get slapped with some sort of restraining or no contact order a long time ago. Chance is always the one who initiates contact, not Marty. Furthermore, he's too stupid to know that he's doing it, but threatening to beat Marty with a hammer if he doesn't give him an Xbox is extortion.

Judge would say they deserve each other and throw it out. Marty does stuff to Cyrax unprovoked (Calling protective services and hanging up when Chance gets on panel recently) and he does threaten people on his stream. No one around Cyrax is a good person and they all deserve each other with their gay ops and two faces. They're all cows waiting to piss off the wrong person, get doxed and end up with a thread. They start to cry when Marty doesn't give them his approval and the slightest push back will make them start shouting look here nigger boy themselves. I almost wish there was a way to unbrick Cyrax's Xbox or him get a new one to counter their failed gay ops and watch them go on panel for hours raging about it. I don't interact with Cryax or any of his trolls in any way and don't intend to but his trolls are such obvious clout chasing zoomers it makes you want to fuck with them.

Fuck the Goon squad and their discord "girlfriends" will never be women.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

When he calls the nigger boy then calls them a cracker is *chefs kiss* perfecto

I don't think he's fully lucid when arguing. Like how you point out what he says here, and what @JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants points out, are the massive contradictions in his insults. He probably has a part of his underdeveloped brain for stealing insults that were used more effectively in a past scenario. While the original usage of the insults probably were against him, and praised with laughs and hilarity, when he uses them he lacks proper usage and context. Never once does he stop and think, "Wait that doesn't make sense".

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I don't think he's fully lucid when arguing. Like how you point out what he says here, and what @JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants points out, are the massive contradictions in his insults. He probably has a part of his underdeveloped brain for stealing insults that were used more effectively in a past scenario. While the original usage of the insults probably were against him, and praised with laughs and hilarity, when he uses them he lacks proper usage and context. Never once does he stop and think, "Wait that doesn't make sense".

If you scratch just below the surface with him, you'll see that pretty much everything about him is a contradiction. Who he is and where he comes from completely changes depending on the image he's trying to project at that particular time.

He's meek and mild, just a poor boy who got dealt a shitty hand in life when he wants sympathy.
He's rich and mega successful with a fake Apple watch when he wants to feel superior to someone.
He's a "highly trained martial artist" and talks about knocking people out who were 6ft+ when he wants to be scary and intimidating.
He's a down home redneck country boy who grew up on NASCAR and knows what life is like working on a farm when he wants to appear "humble" and down to earth.
He's a hardened thug who grew up on the streets where he used to run with gang members on the regular when he wants people to think he's got friends with guns who'll protect him.
And last week he claimed that he grew up being taught how to survive on his own out in the woods, catching his own food and building a shelter, that kind of shit.

Something else he does is that he'll pretend he's being magnanimous while jerking himself off at the same time. Like with Liquid Chris, Chance said something like "I've heard your voice man, and you can sing, trust me. I've worked in the recording industry for a long time, I know talent when I hear it, and you could go far. I've made a lot of albums, I know what I'm talking about. But you need to give this trolling shit up or you'll never amount to anything, you'll never get to my level".

That shit.