🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 42.9%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.4%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 36 46.8%
  • Total voters
    77
Truly Rural said:
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He doesn't consider May his wife. He thinks of her as something Harry's. It's your daughter, your granddaughter ... It's always hey Harry I am breaking YOUR TOYS NOW.
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Ralph absolutely doesn’t respect the role of wife at all but it’s just his way of waving around something someone wants, like a school yard bully playing keep away.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
"Revenge porn isn't a thing"
Wasn't he crying about how the fake porn gay op was illegal a little while ago?
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Twitter a-logs screenshotting strategically and their gay horrible shallow fakes is illegal but the dissemination of zoophilic animated horror show depicting a swine jamming his hoof into an unsuspecting starfish totally doesn't exist.

Bifurcated gunt, quad tits, pair of googly eyes, and double standards, like gunt.
 
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Stalker child will not ruin Guntstream tonight. Honestly I'd think he's missing out on some superbowl dono's. But what do I know.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
If Revenge Porn wasn't a think I certainly wouldn't have plead no contest to the charges wherein Id admit the state has overwhelming evidence I was guilty! IDK thats just me. But after all Revenge Porn doesn't exist its the basis of Nick Fuentes and his America First! That's right if you support revenge porn you're against Nick Fuentes and America First! Fuck you bish!
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Imagine not pleading not guilty to a crime that, not only you claim to be innocent of, but a crime that you believe is not a crime at all. Very cowardly and shameful.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
"Revenge porn isn't a thing"
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I don’t quite understand who he is trying to convince of this complete doublethink lie other than himself. It sounds like he says it in the same voice women use when they try to explain that women aren’t capable of domestic violence, as if the only people who agree with them aren’t just doing it because they want you to shut the fuck up faster, or they are equally retarded.

Nice manipulation attempt Ralph, you fat faggot. I suppose you have an imaginary conviction to match the imaginary crime, and an imaginary micropenis and imaginary substance abuse problems and imaginary peroxide white hair and an imaginary bowling trophy from your imaginary bowling tournament.
 
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Franz Joseph said:
If the Chiefs lose, May is getting beat tonight.
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If the Chiefs lose Ralph is going to get the fuck out of Mexico and lay low for a while. I stated before that I believe Ralph borrowed money from the local cartel to make a bet on the Chiefs when he went to go get married in Vegas. If that is the case Ralph is an even dumber wigger then I thought.
 
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AltisticRight said:
>Imagine organising a boycott of your first born? How evil can you be?

Imagine boycotting the fucking shirt your first child wears.
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I think Ralph is pissed off that Harry isn’t sending May anymore money and that could be the “boycott”.

He probably found May somewhat tolerable because she came with money from her dad. It sounds like Harry was paying May to go and finish college online. The money stopped coming in when she finished school a few months ago. Something may have happened around Harry being a major funding source for May and Ralph.

Ralph wanted to move to Mexico because it is much cheaper and he can’t afford to live in the USA without the help of Mr. Morris.

Ralph is becoming more resentful of May because she is no longer a funding source for him and now just is an expense to him.

May, get your head out of your ass and do the right thing for your daughter. Having a baby around someone like Ethan Ralph around your baby is reckless. Protecting her should be the only thing important in your life right now.
 
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Derpy said:
I think Ralph is pissed off that Harry isn’t sending May anymore money and that could be the “boycott”.

He probably found May somewhat tolerable because she came with money from her dad. It sounds like Harry was paying May to go and finish college online. The money stopped coming in when she finished school a few months ago. Something may have happened around Harry being a major funding source for May and Ralph.

Ralph wanted to move to Mexico because it is much cheaper and he can’t afford to live in the USA without the help of Mr. Morris.

Ralph is becoming more resentful of May because she is no longer a funding source for him and now just is an expense to him.

May, get your head out of your ass and do the right thing for your daughter. Having a baby around someone like Ethan Ralph around your baby is reckless. Protecting her should be the only thing important in your life right now.
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I didn't even think about that.
I guess I can cry at parents for boycotting me because I'm not receiving any pocket money and they can go bitch at my grandparents, for fuck's sake.
 
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