Fucker weighing the chiefs down with his substantial obesity.
Multi book author but doesn’t.know ‘Apartment’ only contains one ‘P’
Robbery generally implies a face to face encounter. If nobody was there, his apartment was burglarized. Illiterate fuck.
Nothing about pat can be lifted. He’s too fat
No, rather it's simply that an enormously obese clock is still right twice a day.
Doesn't have a nice car. He has Susan, his past-her-prime, 2-stroke Mustang whose upkeep has been neglected since he bought her.
I bet the fat faggot with bitch tits doesn't even mix in the proper ratio of 2-stroke engine oil when he fills up the tank.
It's the booklet he writes his sales figures into. His magnum opus, funniest shit I've ever read.
I sure the thieves took one look at his joke book and thought they had just stolen from a retarded child.
Also, many crimes like burglary where you never see the suspect go unsolved unless you know who did it, like your next door neighbor all of a sudden has your TV in his living room and you can see it from the front yard. I can almost guarantee the police filed the report and then did nothing. Pat might have also lied about what was taken, to spice it up for Internet points, as I'd imagine firearm theft is taken at least a little seriously compared to, say, his joke book, which I also doubt was stolen.
"You probably know me as that one guy who wrote the abortion thought experiment that went viral"
