Maybe he's a fan of Legally Blonde? Or Good Burger?
It’s pure cope. He wants the people messing with him to think there’s something going on behind the scenes, which is why he says there’s numerous federal investigations into the atalkers. The reality is if any federal agent investigated Pat they would come to the same realization as anyone else, that he’s a fat faggot with bitch tits.
He's delusional enough to genuinely think that, yes. I bet if Fatrick were a genuine conservative he'd be full WWG1WGA Qtard. Fat believes he is widely loved (of course he is, he's published by Tor, goes to several conventions a year, and is an SFWA member) and powerful people love him and will drop everything to help him out. It's a classic narc delusion.
Most of the time he claims it's a huge conspiracy, because it would make him a genuinely fat loser not to have been able to handle a literal child after years of impotent blustering.
Patrick wants there to be some giant conspiracy to fuck with him because it makes him feel important. He was describing this to "Josiah" like there was some powerful, dark money group funding the pests. After he was being mocked for the paint balloon tweet that went viral, he claimed the people mocking him were russian bots. And even before the ONA people found him we was saying this:
The only way anyone would have a Fatrick book is if they accidently stole it from him
"We must stop Patrick S Tomlinson! His tweets are so witty and clever they'll bring down our entire political movement!"
He probably committed insurance fraud, you need to make a police report for that.
This dude's claims sound like they come from a teenage girl trying to get money out of gullible Facebook moms, the way details are embellished.
That's the best part about Rick, he doesn't aim all that high yet he still fails.
Proof of the robbery is not needed, child. Patrick never lies
“My joke book.” Is he 8 years old?
I assume he means a notebook where he would write down ideas for jokes. Because he is real stand up comedian you see. And his wit is so sharp it would be worth robbing him for his jokes.
I have it on good authority the thief was looking to steal dignity, a relationship with Pat's daughter and a working penis, but he had to settle for things Fatrick actually had.
He did call the cops about it:
It's a cover. What was actually taken was his recipe book for grinding innocent African American children into pepperoni. At this point, his writing no longer pays the bills, so he's reliant on his meat business. Patrick just can't admit the secret ingredient publicly due to trade secrets, pride, and legality.
