Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ProtoParrot]

Brace yourselves:

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>Ah, crap. Feeling a thread coming on about the Charge of the Light Brigade and how it relates to today's Ukraine War...
Good god this fat faggot is fucking insufferable.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Absolutely. We need Hoolies to announce a new drink special or Nikki to go a little heavy with the non-mother’s little helpers (Nikki has no children) just now—anything to get him off this track.

Hooligan's special for parties of five or more willing to stay outside and blast will be known as the Robinson Fatrick Cruise, oh child.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Brace yourselves:

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So get ready, he's currently reading wikipedia to prepare for his dumb multi-tweet nonsense.

Do you think he'll read the Wikipedia page for the Charge to make sure his analogy holds and he doesn't look stupid by assuming he knows what it was?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Of all the Patsonas, I think I hate General Fatton the most.

Reminder--some of Fat's books are marketed as "military science fiction."

It’s the gayest one because while his sci fi stuff is literally about shit that hasn’t/won’t/literally cannot happen, his General Fatton tweeting regards issues that involve the loss of human life and extremely high stakes global politics.

Stop slandering Fonald Plump and transgender space crabs.

 

[Maude Snew]

Brace yourselves:

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The only thing he's tweeted since is this:

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So get ready, he's currently reading wikipedia to prepare for his dumb multi-tweet nonsense.

What no water balloons this time? I mean it would be hard to throw them that far but he's probably heard about birds being sucked into jet engines and fucking them up so maybe get some Canadian Geese to disable enemy fighter planes just as easily as modern anti air weaponry. Tie some point balloons to the geese if you have to.

 

[grey area]

General Fatton at it again. Can't wait for potential aviation talk, that'll be painful.

The thing I love most about Rick is his complete disconnect from reality with how he responds in absolute truths just to ensure his delusions remain intact. Guy is a time bomb, a large one at that. Hoping this thread still exists when he crosses another critical juncture as defining as his divorce.

 

[RollingRock2]

General Fatton's new flak gun will curb the Russian offensive and clear the skies for the Asov battalion to goosestep straight to Moscow

 

[AnOminous]

General Fatton at it again. Can't wait for potential aviation talk, that'll be painful.

The thing I love most about Rick is his complete disconnect from reality with how he responds in absolute truths just to ensure his delusions remain intact. Guy is a time bomb, a large one at that. Hoping this thread still exists when he crosses another critical juncture as defining as his divorce.

Donald Rumsfeld once took some flak for saying this: "There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know."

That exactly describes Fatty's prime mental deficiency, though. He literally has no unknown unknowns. He is too dumb to know where he is completely out of depth and is making an utter fool of himself, and his only response to being informed of this is to piggishly ignore it while childing at the person pointing it out, or now, his new response, which is to threaten them with prison for calling him the moron he is.

 

[RCR]

Donald Rumsfeld once took some flak for saying this: "There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know."

That exactly describes Fatty's prime mental deficiency, though. He literally has no unknown unknowns. He is too dumb to know where he is completely out of depth and is making an utter fool of himself, and his only response to being informed of this is to piggishly ignore it while childing at the person pointing it out, or now, his new response, which is to threaten them with prison for calling him the moron he is.

Patricks expertise in any topic is limited to reading a wikipedia article and badly reguritating it.

I think its one of his more hateable qualities. Whenever a topic is on the news, he will brush up enough to have a basic understanding of the topic at hand before hopping on twitter and shitting out a tweet thread without acknowledging he learned all this stuff 15 minutes prior.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Donald Rumsfeld once took some flak for saying this: "There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know."

That exactly describes Fatty's prime mental deficiency, though. He literally has no unknown unknowns. He is too dumb to know where he is completely out of depth and is making an utter fool of himself, and his only response to being informed of this is to piggishly ignore it while childing at the person pointing it out, or now, his new response, which is to threaten them with prison for calling him the moron he is.

I don't think that pig headed retard has known unknowns either. For Patrick it's either something he already knows or something he already knew but just didn't realize it yet.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

The irony of the bigfoot evidence show using a half-man/half-pig to comment on cryptids:

In this one he has a very Pat-esque demeanor and mentions stalking lol meme magic

this other one is similar but all the expert commentary he offers is "wow, size big"

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The irony of the bigfoot evidence show using a half-man/half-pig to comment on cryptids:

In this one he has a very Pat-esque demeanor and mentions stalking lol meme magic
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this other one is similar but all the expert commentary he offers is "wow, size big"
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Why on earth did this documentary need to have a professional Wikipedia reader on to give his 2 cents?

 

[Ophelia]

Why on earth did this documentary need to have a professional Wikipedia reader on to give his 2 cents?

He probably paid to take part.

 

[TheGuntinator]

What no water balloons this time? I mean it would be hard to throw them that far but he's probably heard about birds being sucked into jet engines and fucking them up so maybe get some Canadian Geese to disable enemy fighter planes just as easily as modern anti air weaponry. Tie some point balloons to the geese if you have to.

If the balloons are working for the Chinese, they'll work for General Fatton. So cheap you just spam them and someone has to get lucky eventually. He's going for a crit based military build.

 

[Schwarzwald]

That exactly describes Fatty's prime mental deficiency, though. He literally has no unknown unknowns. He is too dumb to know where he is completely out of depth and is making an utter fool of himself, and his only response to being informed of this is to piggishly ignore it while childing at the person pointing it out, or now, his new response, which is to threaten them with prison for calling him the moron he is.

You're absolutely right. One of my favorite parts about Pat is how he fancies himself a 21st century Renaissance man, but is in fact significantly less educated, both formally and informally, than his average stalker child. The level of cognitive dissonance it takes to graduate high school with a 1.7 GPA, drop out of community college, and have zero accomplishments in life aside from being given a book deal the publisher opted out of, yet still consider yourself some combination of Albert Einstein, General MacArthur, Ferrucio Lamorghini, Sigmund Freud, and F Scott Fitzgerald, is truly incredible.

His delusion is arguably lesser than the people in mental hospitals who, depending on the day, claim to be Napoleon Bonaparte or Jesus Christ.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I noticed this tweet:



And it brought something up that I've been wondering for a while; does Pat think this is just one person harassing him? It seems impossible that he would think that, but alot of the comments he makes seem imply he thinks its just one person. Most of his text message responses are written in a way that he think its been the same person texting him for years. Its one of the more baffling pieces of Pat-Lore to me.

 

[CansOfCant]

I noticed this tweet:

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And it brought something up that I've been wondering for a while; does Pat think this is just one person harassing him? It seems impossible that he would think that, but alot of the comments he makes seem imply he thinks its just one person. Most of his text message responses are written in a way that he think its been the same person texting him for years. Its one of the more baffling pieces of Pat-Lore to me.

It's not an unthinkable premise for some unfortunate weirdo; attracting an autistic psycho-stalker with their tentacles on every platform just fucking with a person...

Unfortunately Pat fails to consider his own insufferable girth, naturally attracting a saturnian ring of orbiters and disagreements.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I noticed this tweet:

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And it brought something up that I've been wondering for a while; does Pat think this is just one person harassing him? It seems impossible that he would think that, but alot of the comments he makes seem imply he thinks its just one person. Most of his text message responses are written in a way that he think its been the same person texting him for years. Its one of the more baffling pieces of Pat-Lore to me.

The only person who would be on twitter this much to be able to switch accounts and harass him is Fatrick himself. This makes no sense

 

[Ophelia]

I noticed this tweet:

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does Pat think this is just one person harassing him? It seems impossible that he would think that, but alot of the comments he makes seem imply he thinks its just one person. Most of his text message responses are written in a way that he think its been the same person texting him for years.

When he wants to seem like a badass fighting against a mob of nazis, it’s a hoard. When he wants to demean his atalkers, it’s a few.
I think I remember him saying it was between a dozen or so to fifty people, but I might be confusing him with someone else. I don’t get the sense he thinks it’s one person, though. He’ll refer to “that group,” for example. He texts as though it’s one person or a hive mind, but his suit included more than one person.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

When he wants to seem like a badass fighting against a mob of nazis, it’s a hoard. When he wants to demean his atalkers, it’s a few.
I think I remember him saying it was between a dozen or so to fifty people, but I might be confusing him with someone else. I don’t get the sense he thinks it’s one person, though. He’ll refer to “that group,” for example. He texts as though it’s one person or a hive mind, but his suit included more than one person.

Well his lawsuit had I think 60 people on it. That's really not a lot. Brianna Wu had the whole internet.