Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Weird Ages]

so Ethan is an enterpriser that have retards giving him money to stream, go on vacations whenever he wants, passed his gene and have multi children he doesnt have to support, has access to pussies whenever he wants. on the other hand its some fucking fat junkies on welfare etc. and cant breath

If you're here to guntguard this is the wrong thread. I can see why you would get Patrick confused with Ralph by virtue of them being both extremely fat but there's an easy trick to tell them apart: one is a lazy, workshy, broke, morbidly obese alcoholic with anger issues who has already been arrested once and is currently in legal trouble and happily abandoned his chid, the other is a lazy, workshy, broke, morbidly obese alcoholic with anger issues who has already been arrested once and is currently in legal trouble but at least he's trying to get his visitation rights back.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Patrick claims that a kid saying hush child to him in person would put him in a "self defense situation" patrick loves threatening to murder children. #AMFAT

He daydreams assaulting and dominating the stalker childs with his navy seal training every day

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.


Dumb take:


Dumber take:


Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point:


Patrick, what would Big Nikki think?


General Fatton rides to war!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shit analogy there Patrick. This isn't Germany going after the Russians in World War 2 with an army ill prepared for a winter siege and advancing on the A-A Line. This is a modern military going up against a small country backed by the American government, Trudeau, and Europe. The Ukrainians literally have a retard running the country who's more afraid to die than saving his own country. Pick up a history book sometime moron.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Restocking a buffet you don't really hold and can't control against the insatiable hunger of an obese Milwaukee science fiction writer is not winning. See Operation Ponderosa.

 

[break these cuffs]

Restocking a buffet you don't really hold and can't control against the insatiable hunger of an obese Milwaukee science fiction writer is not winning. See Operation Ponderosa.

The closest Rick has ever come to any sort of military training or education is eating a half dozen Cold Weather MREs in a single sitting. He's so fat his platoon commander would have cut him open crawled inside to stay warm if he was on the front lines in '42.

 

[JustStopDude]

Shit analogy there Patrick. This isn't Germany going after the Russians in World War 2 with an army ill prepared for a winter siege and advancing on the A-A Line. This is a modern military going up against a small country backed by the American government, Trudeau, and Europe. The Ukrainians literally have a retard running the country who's more afraid to die than saving his own country. Pick up a history book sometime moron.

Lol imagine giving a shit about slavs killing each other.

They aren't even human.

 

[Table Country]

OnA pests are the jews of the internet.

Go to a website, shit it up, cry about not being respected, get kicked out, repeat.

Kill OnA users. Behead OnA users. Roundhouse kick OnA users into the concrete. Slam dunk underaged OnA users into the trash can. Crucify filthy OnA users. Defecate into OnA users' food. Launch OnA users into the sun. Stir-fry OnA users in a wok. Toss OnA users into active volcanoes. Urinate into an OnA user's gas tank. Judo throw OnA users into a wood chipper. Twist OnA users' heads off. Report OnA users to the *RS. Karate chop OnA users in half. Curb stomp pregnant OnA users. Trap OnA users in quicksand. Crush OnA users in the trash compactor. Liquefy OnA users in a vat of acid. Eat OnA users. Dissect OnA users. Exterminate OnA users in the gas chamber. Stomp OnA user skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate OnA users in the oven. Lobotomize OnA users. Mandatory abortions for OnA users. Grind OnA user fetuses into pepperoni. Drown OnA users in fried chicken grease. Vaporize OnA users with a ray gun. Kick Somerville Dan down the stairs. Feed OnA users to alligators. Slice OnA users with a katana.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol imagine giving a shit about slavs killing each other.

They aren't even human.

I have family from both.

So I agree.

 

[An automatic clown]

Coming to a Fatrick Tomlinson thread to gunt guard. Gunt guards more broken than Ralph's eye socket

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Could he honestly be stupid enough to be using an exchange account for illegal shit instead of a personal wallet specially reserved for one specific illegal act? Gemini is probably one of the less dodgy exchanges and would probably nail you for doing anything obviously illegal, but I'm pretty sure they'd lock your account at least for buying DDoS or swatting, if they caught you. I bet donating to the Farms too.

The other possibilities are that he is trying to hide his money from Quasi (plausible), or that a troll made the account. We only know about it from a data breach so the latter is unlikely, and there's nothing a troll could do.

As long as their swatter is just a small mom and pop swatter, the majority of whose clients use proper opsec, the exchanges probably don't have the swatter's address on file. Pat could also be sending it to a tranny who does all the Tor/deep web/PGP shit that he's too retarded to do. Regardless if Quasi obtains Pat's transactions on the crypto exchange, and there are withdrawals lining up exactly with the dates of the swatting, that is a huge smoking gun.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The other possibilities are that he is trying to hide his money from Quasi (plausible), or that a troll made the account. We only know about it from a data breach so the latter is unlikely, and there's nothing a troll could do.

As long as their swatter is just a small mom and pop swatter, the majority of whose clients use proper opsec, the exchanges probably don't have the swatter's address on file. Pat could also be sending it to a buddy who does all the Tor/deep web/PGP shit that he's too retarded to do. Regardless if Quasi obtains Pat's transactions on the crypto exchange, and there are withdrawals lining up exactly with the dates of the swatting, that is a huge smoking gun.

Pat hovel- and wifeless *was* my dream but you’ve shown me an even more beautiful possibility: PrisonPat.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Brace yourselves:



The only thing he's tweeted since is this:



So get ready, he's currently reading wikipedia to prepare for his dumb multi-tweet nonsense.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Brace yourselves:

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The only thing he's tweeted since is this:

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So get ready, he's currently reading wikipedia to prepare for his dumb multi-tweet nonsense.

Of all the Patsonas, I think I hate General Fatton the most.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Brace yourselves:

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The only thing he's tweeted since is this:

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So get ready, he's currently reading wikipedia to prepare for his dumb multi-tweet nonsense.

Like Canadians have any choice in the matter. Trudeau put a moron in place that fucked up and thrown out the deal they made with America for new jets. Not to mention Canada wont go to war for America, they will go to war for the English because they've learned from the past that America isn't worth saving. Not that Trudeau even wants Canada to have a military.

Fuck this guy is retarded. Can't even be bothered to do a little research. At this point I think he's afraid to read anything because he's scared of more successful writers.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Of all the Patsonas, I think I hate General Fatton the most.

Absolutely. We need Hoolies to announce a new drink special or Nikki to go a little heavy with the non-mother’s little helpers (Nikki has no children) just now—anything to get him off this track.

 

[GeorgeApley]

Of all the Patsonas, I think I hate General Fatton the most.

It’s the gayest one because while his sci fi stuff is literally about shit that hasn’t/won’t/literally cannot happen, his General Fatton tweeting regards issues that involve the loss of human life and extremely high stakes global politics.

to be honest I wish Zelensky and Putin would both agree to a ceasefire and direct the men of their armies to send text messages to Fatrick, now that’s what I call world peace

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Pedo, or not, that he used negroid children to make sausage he ate while oinking in an evil tone, is a stone cold fact.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

I believe Patrick asked them to take down the clip becuase it was embarassing. Patrick has NEVER gotten over adrienne. I believe that why he is the way he is today, or at least partly. After the divorve, he thought he could get back at her. He wanted to larp as a famous and successful author, physically fit, gun owning, alpha male badass so she would see what she was 'missing out on'.

Clip is still up on their channel: https://youtu.be/Cs7lMmKKcMw?t=46

Was hoping there would be more of our beloved Fatrick, but sadly that is the only 'blooper' of him in there.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have Boomia or Mullen money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Ooperator go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find your forum and I will post haiku."