🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Some dude]

Yup, just checked.

 

[The Great Deliverer]

So what is going to happen to this thread now then?

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Gets a W. Immediately receives an even bigger L. Another 5 star day for the Ralphamale!

 

[Truly Rural]

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Next Luck Next, Harry! @HMo1166 https://t.co…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "🐐" / Twitter

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH…

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Congratulations to the 2023 Super Bowl Champ…

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These are Archives I collected tonight, Can't be bothered to add screenshots at this hour, I'll do it tmr if a good fairy janny doesn't do it while I sleep.

 

[Pentamidine]

Christ is KING!

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Never fails to shoot himself in the foot.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph has just lost the most treasured thing in his life. Show some respect!

lmao get fucked you fat faggot

 

[AltisticRight]

HUGE RALPHAMALE W
AYELAWGS MAD AND SEETHING
HMO ON SUICIDE WATCH
PORTUGAL 3.0 BABEHHH

Lol if he didn't win big here he might be dangling from a tree now.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Confirmed on his telegram. I’m on mobile and heading to work so can’t archive.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol if he didn't win big here he might be dangling from a tree now.

As if his fat ass wouldn’t snap even the heartiest Sequoia branch.

 

[William Tyndale]

Mantsu is one bad haircut away from being a walk-on pitcher for a minor league baseball team. Ralph is living in paradise and there’s no one he’d rather be with there!

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Who is this guy? I follow ethan Ralph if he’s posted in the community thread but this is the first time I’m seeing or hearing about this guy. Is this her brother? He looks just fucking like her.

 

[Lidl Drip]

 

[MeltyTW]

RIP bozo
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you know what, i actually hate this. i was looking forward to a new twitter arc. i think they should have just taken the verification badge, this sucks.

edit ill of course still revel in the fact his flaggotry caught up to him but idk i dont want to celebrate it in and of itself, more of a "told you so look at this bad thing happening to you" thing.

edit i got over it

 

[AltisticRight]

As if his fat ass wouldn’t snap even the heartiest Sequoia branch.

He could use a chain and dangle from a Mexican crane, but that would probably collapse too.

@Null feature worthy? To keep on the autistic Harry Potter thing:
"Ethan Ralph, known revenge pornographer who refused to purchase Hogwarts Legacy for his wife loses his most precious Horcrux."

 

[AIKA]

RIP bozo
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The cycle of Ralph continues. Whenever he gets a W, a massive L follows

 

[AltisticRight]

you know what, i actually hate this. i was looking forward to a new twitter arc. i think they should have just taken the verification badge, this sucks.

edit ill of course still revel in the fact his flaggotry caught up to him but idk i dont want to celebrate it in and of itself, more of a "told you so look at this bad thing happening to you" thing.

Yeah it would be so much funnier if they took his gay blue check away but unlike Xander's child support payments, he never misses the $8.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Faggy… this isn’t good enough, we need you to perform the Twitter equivalent of Kim jong il’s funeral to prove your undying loyalty and (romantic) love for Ralph.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Is it permanent?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

No announcement on his ban evasion friend's account.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I'm glad he lost his twitter, tbh. Guy is a fat flaggot, you can't engage in that shit and then cry when you get flagged yourself.
However this must be a HUGE blow to the Ralphaego. Didn't he say that his most prized possession (After muh ronnie's toy bow) was his Verified twitter badge? Losing this and having his Wikipedia page deleted must fucking STING.

As an aside I do find it hilarious that Freddit seemed to think that getting rid of Ralph's wiki page was a favor, and was so upset that Ralph flipped out on him over it that he, after calling Ralph "Not notable in the slightest" decided that Ralph needed a rationalwiki page.