🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LadiosSopp]

Winning Ralph will still be funny as shit cause he'll "celebrate" to own us and that should result in some great inebriated material.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I didn't care about the Super Bowl until Ralph acted like a bitch about the Chiefs. If the Chiefs miss this field goal, it will be hilarious.

E: Frack. Oh well. Congrats on the W Ralph. Hope you get some quality blow and Xanax with your meager winnings.

It’s just going to hasten his downfall. Jim bought Meigh the wizard game anyways

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mantsu is one bad haircut away from being a walk-on pitcher for a minor league baseball team. Ralph is living in paradise and there’s no one he’d rather be with there!

 

[AltisticRight]

HUGE RALPHAMALE W
AYELAWGS MAD AND SEETHING
HMO ON SUICIDE WATCH
PORTUGAL 3.0 BABEHHH

 

[Spergichu]

T / A
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He doesn't consider May his wife. He thinks of her as something Harry's. It's your daughter, your granddaughter ... It's always hey Harry I am breaking YOUR TOYS NOW.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I think Ralph is pissed off that Harry isn’t sending May anymore money and that could be the “boycott”.

He probably found May somewhat tolerable because she came with money from her dad. It sounds like Harry was paying May to go and finish college online. The money stopped coming in when she finished school a few months ago. Something may have happened around Harry being a major funding source for May and Ralph.

Pretty sure Harry confirmed the other day that he was essentally providing Pantsu with an "allowance" while she was finishing education. But sometimes parents might do things like unspoken agreement extend that sort of arrangement if you know your kid is stuck in Mexico with the useless boyfriend they insist is totally making money dad (and you know it's doubtful)



This ended in January bar the Ralphawedding which the happy couple charged to daddy's card - they taunted him on twitter about it and I assume he cut off use of the card after. Pretty sure none of Harry's money has gone into the holiday to Italy - hence Ralph suddenly obsessed with telling papa Harry how he's fucking his daughter, has his grandkid ect. - which I mean...yeah you should be fucking your wife on your honeymoon, providing for her material needs and taking care of the baby - it's just kinda weird to brag to her dad about it.


Anyway easy W for Harry he just needs to not respond and let em get on with it. Responding just gives Ralph something to focus on for a few weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

Goddammit now Ethan Ralph won't be in a cartel video. Ralphabros win again.

 

[AltisticRight]

So how much did Ethan bet? He must be COMPTED now.

 

[Retarded Fuckpuppet]

So how much did Ethan bet? He must be COMPTED now.

Where did the bookie go Ralph?

 

[OrionBalls]

He's going to have those winnings drank up by Wednesday.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

So how much did Ethan bet? He must be COMPTED now.

He would have posted the slip by now if it was worth it

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Such an amazing Ralphamale W.

But the winning doesn't stop here, because Ralph is going to take all his gambling winnings and roll them onto the great value of +235 for the Lakers to make the playoffs.

I would personally be quite owned if he did this and bought a ranch with his gambling winnings.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

HUGE RALPHAMALE W
AYELAWGS MAD AND SEETHING
HMO ON SUICIDE WATCH
PORTUGAL 3.0 BABEHHH

God I hope this W prompts another 100 hour meth road trip

 

[Cad an Hell]

RIP bozo

 

[Retarded Fuckpuppet]

RIP bozo
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Right on the cusp of his biggest W yet! Oh no...the absolute horror.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Right after his big Super Bowl W as well. Karma exists, and she's a real bitch.

 

[Mynameisdark]

He really thought criminally harassing his father in law wasn't a violation of ToS.
Ralph's turns W's (Chiefs win) into massive L's (prized Twitter).

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

RIP bozo
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Ralphasisters, this can't be happening!

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

RIP bozo
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Rest in Piss
Won't Miss.


Prob. only temporary. Twitter suspensions rarely last these days.

 

[AltisticRight]

RIP bozo
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Holy shit is this real?????