Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

fucking hell he looks like an ogre in that getup. how the fuck did he think that looks good?? the proportions look so off with the massive head and legs and shit. and that smirk really seals the deal for how he gets off on it- i doubt he even cares that he looks like a freak
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Sorry choob. You just don’t got it.
fucking hell he looks like an ogre in that getup. how the fuck did he think that looks good?? the proportions look so off with the massive head and legs and shit. and that smirk really seals the deal for how he gets off on it- i doubt he even cares that he looks like a freak
Sometimes I wonder about how this guy:
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would have reacted if you'd told him that one day he'd end up like this:
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One thing I never understood... why change your surname if you're on good terms with your parents?
fr fr fr i find it majjjjjjjjor suss who Troons also change, generally, thier surname too.

in Tube defence, when you apply for an Equity membership ( UK acting union without which is impossible to do much) you cant have the same name as someone else- so you have to pick a stage name if someone else had your surname etc-

but generally- when sex fiend Troons change their whole name- its very, very suss.
 
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wow, i wonder why a brighter, more colourful, striking, and symetrical image with simpler graphic composition (with face filtered to hell and back), should do better than a messy more candid less composed shot across a desk with loads of detritus (and face looking literally six inches longer)?

must be because everyone is so thirsty for tube!

but dont worry! Tube will do his weird 'behind the scenes' pantomime of 'testing' the two anyway, cos it gives him the opportunity to talk abut how hot he thinks he is and make it seem like he's actually being all 'behind the curtain' straight-speaking educator about it.
lucky that no one notices, huh tube?
oh wait, everyone did, and skulked off in embarrassment years ago.
the remaining army of troon chasers and simpleminded handmaidens thins slowly, btw, every time you are harsh to them on tumblr. it'll be an agonisingly slow death
Um he said the one on the right did better. So people didnt like the weird prissy faced nun look as much. Maybe because it’s creepier and more cringe.
 
You mean this look? Absolutely not!
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I can tell what he was going for - a combination of some postmodern and bauhaus inspired photoshoots via baffle makeup coupled with an approximation of Jean-Paul Goude's maternity dress for Grace Jones
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But the execution was so poor it just came across as deranged. Even if you imaging a woman with a more talented makeup artist
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I mean what is this? It doesn't look like deliberate power clashing and there's a tea cosy being used as a hat. I found the whole thing very distressing, and not in the way he intended it to be!

If Ollie wants a go to look, it should be the Nigella Lawson video. He wasn't overly frumpy but instead was dressed in some relatively tasteful mumsy clothes, and because he was trying to ape as sort of 50s housewife his hair was coiffed and up. I wouldn't say he looked good, but it meant he was relatively well kempt and we were spared him squeezing into "sexy" costumes.
I believe he's copying Duchess from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Obscure reference, but I know from the lopsided lipstick he was aiming for her.
 
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Sorry choob. You just don’t got it.

Another one of the ways that Olly has made Contra a significantly less shitty a person by sheer force for comparison is the fact Contra's simulacrum of femininity can, at least with a degree of plausibility be construed to come from some kind of affinity for women. The fact that Contra has at least some true and honest female friends at the very least should speak volumes as to the gulf between their aesthetics and intentions.
Compare with Olly's apery of 'fish' and it's obvious that his whole conception of womanhood is is built upon a foundation of hatred for them and prett much nothing else. His preoccupation with the aesthetics of the dominatrix is transparently an attempt to exert a mastery over his libido, for which he sees any an all WOMEN AND GAHLS responsible for (including his mother???) (yes I know a lot of TERFs feel this way about Contra, but my point is his intentions for wanting to be perceived as a woman has, in my opinion more sincerity and depth to it, like how someone brought up in a much earlier post in this thread, even if troons weren't 'a thing' and/or didn't enjoy the societal privileges they do currently, Nyk probably would have been some flavour of gender-bender just incidentally, as opposed to Olly's cynical trooning)

fr fr fr i find it majjjjjjjjor suss who Troons also change, generally, thier surname too.

Reminds me of how Keffals chimps out way more over getting 'Roberts' than 'Lucas' and can't press charges over it because it's categorically not deadnaming
 
Philosophical quandary;
Would the Tube redeem himself, earn safe sanctuary from our criticism, if he for some reason took it upon himself to go to Gary Glitters bail hostel and break his jaw with one big man-hand punch?


on twitter, the plot thickens.
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tinfoil, do we reckon Tube rubs his foundation out of his goatee and goes about chucking drinks over better passing troons?

(before you feel too sorry for Montgomery- because that is horrible thing to happen- he is an absolute cunt.
I cant remember much about why but he cheers on this kind of shit happening to women pretty regularly, so long as they are the sort he approves of violence towards. )
BONUS
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Olly doesnt notice his pink ham hands are not matching his face
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(and because the image was somehow deleted, and im unable to edit the post, here's the person on tumblr on Tube clean-up duty)
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Philosophical quandary;
Would the Tube redeem himself, earn safe sanctuary from our criticism, if he for some reason took it upon himself to go to Gary Glitters bail hostel and break his jaw with one big man-hand punch?
No.

on twitter, the plot thickens.
I'm sure there's more to this story than we're being told.

(before you feel too sorry for Montgomery- because that is horrible thing to happen- he is an absolute cunt.
I cant remember much about why but he cheers on this kind of shit happening to women pretty regularly, so long as they are the sort he approves of violence towards. )
It never ceases to amaze me the way troons can whine about being so oppressed and hated and yet openly fantasise about murdering TERFs. It's not just the hypocrisy that terrifies me, it's the fact that they can't even see the hypocrisy.
 
He'd do it in a second if he were cast in a part requiring nudity. His audition tape for Django was done in the nude, but I expect that wiser counsels prevailed on set. He's said he doesn't want to do OnlyFans because it might harm his career, but if a director asked him to do a 'tasteful' scene with his dick on display I can only imagine that would give him a huge narcissistic rush.
Imagine the ONLY reason that you wouldn’t do only fans, is cos it would harm your career, rather than cos you don’t want to, it’s gross and wEird, and you ARENT HOT a ENOUGH Olly, but in his defence there’s loads of absolute meffs on OF.
But, really.

Oh, and RE Monty’s bar incident, note he says he responds to the guy asking if he is a troon by saying “I asked him why did he ask that”
There’s the tell- I think he probably tried to “do a twitter “ IRL and use some little zinger he and his troons had cooked up in their incel fantasies about just this question, in twitter discussion, and it went as well as you would think..

Oh and then naturally, women were blamed for this man chucking a drink at him. Because of course. Becasue he was 'radicalised' by JK Rowling.

LOL, no, men have always assaulted people on nights out. It's cos they personally are cunts.

didnt even need to scroll down, as soon as saw that this was a tweet he'd replied to, I knew exactly what to expect
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like even if he's dong the 'i love myself to an embarrassing degree AGP' thing as a bit now, which i doubt, even that must be getting old to his troon friends who pass even worse than he does?

Moreover though, its just the generally abhorrent habit of turning literally everything into a conversation about yourself - turning up, uninvited to say "ME" on your 'friends' unrelated posts, which were neither about nor directed towards you.

Not yet replied to or 'Liked' by Alice, who btw Likes about 700 things a day, no exaggeration.

Tube, btw posted the above self-thirst 13 minutes after posting about a murdered teenager, making sure to twist it into his pet issue.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say maybe the people who care about this kid; relatives, friends- ACTUALLY care, you know, to the extent that they aren't immediately reply-guying wannabe horny pictures of themsleves apropos nothing -
could give less than a few fucks about the Gender iddntity bill at the moment, and more about the fact that their frined / child was stabbed, and wont ever be coming back, and wont live beyond teenage years, and will miss the whole rest of thier life.

you know, real world shit, the kind of which actually matters.

the kind of life stuff which makes everything Tube screeches about seem rather small potatoes, and which Tube seems to have dodged entirely by luck, privilege and the helpful (mutual) factor of not caring for many/any people.
 
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It was another Contrapoints copy - Thorn, like Wynn, is the name of a Nordic rune

…You’d think at some point, even people in the Breadtube crowd would go ”Actually, this is getting weird.”

Technically, they don’t even have to concede that Chube isn’t a woman now. I imagine if him and Contra were both actual women, this would still be weird.
 
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