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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes: View attachment 4514181 View attachment 4514182
In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel. View attachment 4514186View attachment 4514194
When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.
What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.
The fact they took more than 0 alpacas with them is horrifying.
Poor creatures. Hope they (the alpacas, not the tranchers) make it out alive and in one piece, one day.
This is why the mentally ill should not be allowed to have pets, this is no different then the crazy cat lady hoarder who has 30 cats and a percentage of them end up melted into the carpet under piles of garbage.
Depends on the kind of mental illness. Even literal murderers have improved with animal therapy. But if you're so psychotic and unable to take care of yourself that you cut your own dick off, you probably shouldn't be trusted with animals of any kind.
Oh fuck that thing has horns. You can dehorn goats as kids, because they'll hurt themselves, others, and you. One method uses heat, another uses banding, like the kind for castration.
But that alpaca is prime height to be gored by those horns.
Can confirm. Minor power level: Had a small herd of dairy goats for many years. Goats were an absolute joy and I absolutely miss them every day (goats are some of the best people you'll ever meet). But dehorning -- which is an incredibly miserable thing for all involved -- is necessary to prevent much worse miseries. It's the only part of having goats that I don't miss at all.
Watching how these ambulatory pieces of shit mistreat their animals just makes me wish for a return to the days of public flogging.
Remember, it's not just alpacas, and goats. They also had sheep, chickens, ducks, dogs, and cats, and there's no sign of them.
You could argue the last two could be just in the house (even though that's still awful because that means there's giant, poorly-trained, and poorly-socialized dogs around elderly people), but the rest? I think they've finally made it to the big pasture in the sky.
So Alpacawitz has been relocated. In the dark of Twitter. I'm wondering how many got rehomed, so I can calculate the size of the tranny raised wild rape herd. Pepe is going to be infamous if he's free to follow his panspecial penis. Cattle ranchers beware.
I would say none of the others were re-homed. No one wants to take on diseased and starved animals that have an unclear outcome. They probably just buried them in yet another massgrave.
In total, ~10 alpacas survived. How many did they have all in all over the years? Several hundred.
The killed off the geese, the sheep and several hundred alpacas. Troons fail at everything.
EDIT: all in all I think they went through close to 300 alpacas.
I would say none of the others were re-homed. No one wants to take on diseased and starved animals that have an unclear outcome. They probably just buried them in yet another massgrave.
In total, ~10 alpacas survived. How many did they have all in all over the years? Several hundred.
The killed off the geese, the sheep and several hundred alpacas. Troons fail at everything.
EDIT: all in all I think they went through about 300 alpacas.
The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes: View attachment 4514181 View attachment 4514182
In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel. View attachment 4514186View attachment 4514194
When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.
What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.
Oh god. I can't believe they actually crammed ten alpacas on his parent's house plot. I've joked about how his parents must feel when their son comes back home as a woman with two lazy fat fuck boyfriends. But now to add insult to injury his parents will watch how the poor alpacas are being decimated, one by one, by the aggressive goats.
If hell on earth exists, then his parents are really about to experience it. Imagine looking through the window and seeing dying alpacas that your maginificent manbaby son brought with him. This is going to be such a huge emotional load on his parents, I dont think they will be able to deal with it.
I expect very heavy tension between Penny and his parents mostly due to these alpacas.
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.
I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.
Disagree. I think foreclosure would be his best and the only good outcome. He can not sell the property. The land is completely destroyed and looks like they could shoot the next moon-landing movie on it. There is no topsoil, no nothing. And even worse, there are several hundred carcasses buried in very shallow mass graves all over the place making the place a serious biohazard that potentially could contaminate the ground water.
Whoever owns that land will be responsible for the cleanup.
Best outcome is forclosure and the ranch and responsibility for cleanup becomes someone elses problem.
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.
I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.
I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.
I dread to think what will happen when Penny’s literally demented mother forgets the weird lumbering oaf who talks like he’s making fun of a gay hairdresser is supposed to be a woman. Or worse, when she “deadnames” Penny himself. These people are walking disorientation fields. They might as well be dressing up as the poor woman’s dead friends or something.
