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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Disagree. I think foreclosure would be his best and the only good outcome. He can not sell the property. The land is completely destroyed and looks like they could shoot the next moon-landing movie on it. There is no topsoil, no nothing. And even worse, there are several hundred carcasses buried in very shallow mass graves all over the place making the place a serious biohazard that potentially could contaminate the ground water.
Whoever owns that land will be responsible for the cleanup.
Best outcome is forclosure and the ranch and responsibility for cleanup becomes someone elses problem.

What would happen if he managed to sell it at a loss for cash?

Can one sell land as is, or are surveys etc required before sale?

It’s sensible for the buyer of course, but is it a legal requirement?
 
The first time I was exposed to the Tranch and the KGIU, I thought "oh, toxic stereotypical troons and they're all living in a polycule? FUN!"
Oh how I long for those days, where we just laughed at the amhole and the incompetence of these goofy, adult men where nothing bad happened to anyone but themselves.

Those poor animals. What a waste of resources, and for what? An inhumanely slow and torturous death with days of neglect and abuse at the hands of pathetic, entitled manbabies.
 
I dread to think what will happen when Penny’s literally demented mother forgets the weird lumbering oaf who talks like he’s making fun of a gay hairdresser is supposed to be a woman. Or worse, when she “deadnames” Penny himself. These people are walking disorientation fields. They might as well be dressing up as the poor woman’s dead friends or something.
The thread started funny, became horrifying, and is now depressing. And soon, it'll backtrack into horror again.

May the Tranchers suffer everything they've inflicted on their animals and the elderly, and then some.
 
Some of the twitter troons could actually buy the story that Paul was never the baddie and that they did all of it without his knowledge.
That's what Paul's been trying to do over the last month and obviously it makes no sense with any critical thinking.

The tranny demographic is so hilariously easy to manipulate, so I hope it works so Paul will let more info slip out while attempting to exonerate himself.
 
The thread started funny, became horrifying, and is now depressing. And soon, it'll backtrack into horror again.

At this rate, once they’ve crushed Penny’s dad (granddad, whatever) under Kevin’s Transformers like Giles Corey and trooned out his mum or something, next they’ll move onto… I don’t know, becoming foster-parents? People-smugglers? Whatever makes you wake up in a cold sweat at night.
 
Will Vice news and other media now cover the mass graves at Alpchawitz after blowing so much smoke up the Tranches Ass or does it not suit the narrative?

Said Behind the Bastards listening friend assumed that Earl and his All-TERF army of Kung-Fu Killers were ultimately responsible for their downfall, so, make of that what you will.
 
Troons must be real women because holy shit are they incompetent.

How hard is it to feed, water and clean some fuzzy camels without turning it into a series of crimes against nature?
No gotta disagree there as real Women are very good at keeping Animals and Animal welfare and actually give a shit about their animals on a emotional level.
 
No gotta disagree there as real Women are very good at keeping Animals and Animal welfare and actually give a shit about their animals on a emotional level.
Yeah, I'm quite aware there are good/competent women, sperg
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The potential negative consequences far outweigh the potential positives.
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Ten alpacas and three or more goats in a less than 5 acre plot sounds like a recipe for three fat goats, one fat alpaca and nine emaciated heavily bruised alpacas.
That same goat that butts one alpaca in the selected clip, buts another a minute later in the longer video. It’s also the first one over to hassle kev for the feed. This is the footage they have chosen for presentation. The pac’s are fucked.
 
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.
They'll probably soon be as dead as the alpacas.
 
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