The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I thought they all had died by know. Fuck these trannies.

41%ing isn't enough to make up for those poor alpacas.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah, I'm quite aware there are good/competent women, sperg
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If u are somehow unaware that there are more than a few women hating retards on this site, who say the same unironically, then idk what to tell you. Lurk more?

 

[Free the Pedos]

I can't wait to see the successful ethnostate of Alpacrael and their world-class airforce as they battle the Criastinian Authority.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.

I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.

My truest fear is that one of the bone blood related troons ropes the dementia mom into some manner of bdsm thing.
Literally not out of the realms of possibility rn

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

If u are somehow unaware that there are more than a few women hating retards on this site, who say the same unironically, then idk what to tell you. Lurk more?

I'm not going to avoid making a joke because there are thin-skinned autistic women who can't parse humor from vitriolic misogyny. Sneed

 

[Haint]

Can confirm. Minor power level: Had a small herd of dairy goats for many years. Goats were an absolute joy and I absolutely miss them every day (goats are some of the best people you'll ever meet). But dehorning -- which is an incredibly miserable thing for all involved -- is necessary to prevent much worse miseries. It's the only part of having goats that I don't miss at all.

Watching how these ambulatory pieces of shit mistreat their animals just makes me wish for a return to the days of public flogging.

Not to mention the smell of buck goats. I am tolerant of alot of farms smells. But nothing stinks like a fully equipped buck, the smell gets on everything, and heaven help you if you are downwind. Though I doubt our unwashed tranchers could tell the differnce anyway.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm not going to avoid making a joke because there are thin-skinned autistic women who can't parse humor from vitriolic misogyny. Sneed

Please joke away, everyone obviously finds them hillarious. (Also seethingly rating blasé replies as MATI only serves to make you appear a touch MATI)
But enough of this bullshit.
Please chime in with some animal husbandry speculation or hush up chile

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Alpacas*

*And Ducks And Chickens And Goats And Pepe, The Rapingest Vicuna Of Them All

 

[oramge cat]

The Pepe the Vicuna arc showed that they're generally averse to separating the males from the females even when the males are raping the females. Absolutely unsurprising.

As crappy as old-school Mexican ditch weed was, it was at least produced to a competent commercial standard. Absolutely nobody wants shitty troonweed grown by utter incompetents. You'd have better luck peddling oregano to high schoolers.

Good luck competing with high quality Colorado weed with strains with actual names.

Ditch weed was like the McDonalds of pot. Never great but you knew exactly what you were getting and it was everywhere and cheap.

I am eager to see the pot growing facility they build in the next season. I wonder if they will apply for a permit and keep to the rule of law or just cram as many plants into that house and go full retard on the legal side of things. Colorado has some stringent conditions for home Mary Jane growers

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- Closed room with controlled access
-No more than 12 plants total, 6 per person and 3 flowering at any time

(As a side question, what are you supposed to do if 4 plants mature on you? Unflower it? Destroy?)

Not to mention the sheer amount of water and power such a plantation takes (you have to run the growlights 24/7). Gramps' utility counter will be clockin' faster than a computer science freshman through the femboy pipeline.

Some of the regulations are tight (like the requirement to grow it in a secured room) and I imagine the business licence restrictions are even more requiring. I expect that the penis enthusiasts gang will document their ganja cultivation efforts on twitter which whill provide us with some fine milk (and a pile of evidence if/when they fuck it all up).

I wonder how his mother is gonna take it, that their son not only mutilated his dick, came back home to leech on them with two enunch boyfriends AND he is going to be growing pot in their house. If my son tried that I would probably pretend to be dead.

I can't speak for Colorado but in California similar regulations exist and I've never seen the state even attempt to enforce them. You'd have to do something like burn down your house because you wired your lights wrong before the state would step in, either that or have a truly massive operation with no permits whatsoever. What is more likely to screw them wrt the government is the IRS at tax time. Also, you don't run grow lights 24/7, you run them 18 hours on 6 hours off until you're ready to flower the plant, then you switch to 12/12 which triggers bud growth. You'd only run grow lights 24/7 if you have like 3 grow rooms and you're staggering the on/off times to reduce the total load you're putting on the electrical system at any given time. It does use a shitload of power and it also generates an insane amount of heat (which can necessitate installing air conditioners to keep the temperature in the grow room low enough for your plants to thrive, increasing the power draw).

Nobody should post pictures of their food. Movies and commercials have people whose job description is "making food look nice on camera." If you're not one of them, it's going to look like slop even if it's decent.

This really isn't true anymore with modern cell phones, they basically automate what you used to have to be a good photographer to pull off now. Their food just still looks bad even with the help of very advanced computers.

 

[CarlosDanger]

The trail of terfs. This event is going to shape alpaca culture for generations.

The alpaca death march

 

[thegooddoctor]

Just an update on this side character. He is a child trafficker currently in prison who was briefly (and illegally) communicating via Twitter to the Tranch. He was reported to the correctional institution and rapidly disappeared.

He has a new picture, that's about the only update.
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He has aged poorly and now has the patented troon eighthead. He still has his disgusting smirk you want to smack off his ugly assface.

Release date is still latest 3/2/2025.

Fuck this tranny and all the damage he’s done. It’s one thing to be a degenerate but to be one who murders and mistreats some of the cutest animals alive is just pure filth. This thread makes me sad.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a world where PETA still gets donations, a handful of troons pretending to be a charity and killing/abandoning a few hundred alpaca will lead to nothing.

But man, I wish it would.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I'm starting to think Kevin might have been right and HRT is, in fact, magic. The idea of an alpaca themed reenactment of the trail of tears is too fantastically retarded to be explained by mere incompetence and narcissism. No, this fresh serving of man-made horror could only be cooked up with troonshine and titty skittles as the special ingredients.

 

[AnOminous]

Ditch weed was like the McDonalds of pot. Never great but you knew exactly what you were getting and it was everywhere and cheap.

You used to be able to get compressed bricks of that shit for a couple hundred bucks.

Fuck this tranny and all the damage he’s done. It’s one thing to be a degenerate but to be one who murders and mistreats some of the cutest animals alive is just pure filth. This thread makes me sad.

He didn't do any of that, he's been in prison since 2010 for even worse shit, pimping out kids.

 

[Poultry Enthusiast]

Has anyone swung by since they moved out to see what has happened to the property? Has anyone actually received free alpacas from them, or is there a very conspicuous mound in the middle of their former ranch?

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

My truest fear is that one of the bone blood related troons ropes the dementia mom into some manner of bdsm thing.
Literally not out of the realms of possibility rn

A horror show to surpass Chris Chan.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have a niece that's obsessed with alpacas (as young girls tend to be obsessed with cute fuzzy animals) and I can't help but dread her finding out about this and how several hundred of her favorite animal slowly died and were buried in shallow mass graves.

Well if you ever get fed up and feel like ruining Christmas you have the knowledge of what to say.

 

[Procopius]

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Is that Fedposter's RV in the background? Did you see the bits of timber left over from when they put the decking up last year just left on the ground? And despite the fact they read here, and people have been saying for years that they ought to get some feeders, they still haven't got any fucking feeders. Just a cheap plastic storage crate and a couple of storage crate lids. Notice that the alpacas are already scared of being attacked by the goats, and that they'd rather crowd around the tub than try to share a lid with the goats. I wonder how the troons will cope when the next slight breeze blows their plastic tubs into the lake.




I'm not sure whether this is them eating random handfuls of food off the ground, or trying to fill their empty stomachs with dirt.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I would trade the lives of the Alpacaschwitz victims for those of every tranny on earth.

 

[LiquidKid]

Times like this are why I wish we could talk to animals. I would love to hear the tales of woe and horror these surviving alpacas must have of their brethren fallen at the sheer incompetence of these troons