Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick says he's done with the "IBS people", but it's not just Ralph, he won't do any debates anymore like he did with the Duncan guy because they might bring up the fact that Nick is a raging hypocrite.

In retrospect, we should have been suspicious of anyone with any connection to IBS autism and degeneracy.

I’m just sad that this has been such a boring day in rekietaville.

Sorry about this, but you saying that word just forced it out of me.

Apologies to Jimmy Buffett too.

Rollin' on molly
Hey come watch my folly
All of those wine moms covered with oil.

Strokin' my limp dick
Need a Balldo to get kicks
Smell these yarbles, they're beginnin' to boil.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.

Don't know the reason
Hedonism all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real vision
Looks like I got it in prison
How it got here, I haven't a clue.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.

At Gay 90's I wrecked 'em.
Then they blew out my rectum.
OD'd on X, had to cruise on back home.
Crashed my new Mustang
My new substitute limp wang
That overpriced wreck that helps me hang on.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.
Yes, and some people claim
That there's a Balldo to blame
And I know, it's Cynthia's bad.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know what would be funny is if the RALPHAMALE himself showed up to the Vegas meetup. I mean if I were Ethan Ralph I'd want to show up to humiliate a SHYSTER LAWYER DISLOYAL FAGGOT.

I would love to see the Gunt get a chance to confront Post-Balldo Rekieta somewhere he can't run and hide it would be fucking hilarious, but Rekieta will do anything in his power to avoid that, he's got too much embarrassing shit now and Ralph would use all of it to shit on him. The only chance of it happening if Ralph gets a chance to ambush him like Rekieta planned to do to Ralph, but Balldo Man would probably just run like a bitch if it happened.
Dick missed a perfect chance for some hilarity by not just connecting Ralph on that show with no warning just to see Balldo's reaction.

 

[Berrakh]

In retrospect, we should have been suspicious of anyone with any connection to IBS autism and degeneracy.

Sorry about this, but you saying that word just forced it out of me.

Apologies to Jimmy Buffett too.

Rollin' on molly
Hey come watch my folly
All of those wine moms covered with oil.

Strokin' my limp dick
Need a Balldo to get kicks
Smell these yarbles, they're beginnin' to boil.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.

Don't know the reason
Hedonism all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real vision
Looks like I got it in prison
How it got here, I haven't a clue.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.

At Gay 90's I wrecked 'em.
Then they blew out my rectum.
OD'd on X, had to cruise on back home.
Crashed my new Mustang
My new substitute limp wang
That overpriced wreck that helps me hang on.

Wastin' away again in Nickrekietaville
Searchin' for my lost rep as a chad.
Some people claim that there's a Balldo to blame
But I know, that it's Cynthia's bad.
Yes, and some people claim
That there's a Balldo to blame
And I know, it's Cynthia's bad.

Him being willing to associate with men he should have otherwise condemned as degenerates (drexel, dick) was a red flag.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Nah, Branca has that kind of anger that hit a deep nerve, it was probably his wife that cheated. If it was him and he really felt the way he said, he would have just answered.

Branca is at an age where most of his sexual outlet comes from a wife or prostitutes. He has the anger of a redpilled man who learned the hard way that “the wall” is bullshit. They pat themselves on the back saying women turn ugly and men get sexy in their middle age and when that middle age finally comes they learn women don’t want them anymore. However as long as a woman hasn’t let herself turn to shit she will have plenty of good prospects to choose from well into (and often past) middle age.

That’s the anger. Being called out for the redpilled life he wants to portray but simply doesn’t exist for him.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Funny how Branca and Drexel's go-to defense is to deflect and try to shift the focus onto their perceived accuser when their integrity is questioned. The moral insecurity of these "men" (who also claim to have lived such wild lives) is hilariously telling.

Branca getting defensive about discussing cheating on his wife (after making the claim that it's just masturbation anyway) is funny. Unless Nick has spoken up against Branca's convenient terminology/views on monogamy, Nick likely shares similar views as well, making "happy endings" (among other things) perfectly monogamous to his mind. If Nick or Kayla are partaking in sexual non-exclusivity (flirting, touching, etc.), and think its okay as long as they have their spouse's true heart/love, then they are falling deeper into cuck logic.

I'm reminded of this clip where Nick and Tim (Canadian) discuss American geography and then Kayla and Branca get very sexual very fast (there was some flirting between them earlier too). Apparently, this is how Branca jokes with married women. Just something happily monogamous non-cheating people do in front of an audience on the internet.

Nick also cites Branca (among others) as an influence in shifting his content to be more sexually-oriented:

If Nick did have conversations with Drexel/Branca/Mindset about changing the focus of his content, it would be understandable why Drexel would advocate for Nick's shift in content since that would mean more screentime for Drexel on Nick's channel. Not sure why Branca, Mindset, or any other law-oriented channel would recommend this kind of change though unless they want to remove Nick as competition for legal coverage (or maybe they just give bad career/marital advice).

If Nick decided to do this all on his own because he feels he need to share his insights into dating culture then he has failed to consider that he really has nothing to offer since all his experience would be woefully out of date. Such pearls of wisdom like "be monogamous" are easy to find, not exclusive to Nick, and come across as downright lazy in terms of insight. Instead, Nick is muddying the waters on what is acceptable within a healthy marriage by using nebulous terminology like "fun" as his standard.

With nothing to add to the conversation of male/female sexual dynamics other than validation for winemoms, men with daddy issues, and other parasocially-dependent individuals, Nick can only offer rhetoric and selective truths to either spice things up or avoid accountability.

 

[Boss Nigger]

just caught up and saw the new OP (great work), What. A. Fucking. Degenerate.
His wife is posting lewds, drexel is 100% fucking her

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm reminded of this clip where Nick and Tim (Canadian) discuss American geography and then Kayla and Branca get very sexual very fast (there was some flirting between them earlier too). Apparently, this is how Branca jokes with married women. Just something happily monogamous non-cheating people do in front of an audience on the internet.

LMAO, I never saw this. What the fuck?

If Nick did have conversations with Drexel/Branca/Mindset about changing the focus of his content, it would be understandable why Drexel would advocate for Nick's shift in content since that would mean more screentime for Drexel on Nick's channel. Not sure why Branca, Mindset, or any other law-oriented channel would recommend this kind of change though unless they want to remove Nick as competition for legal coverage (or maybe they just give bad career/marital advice).

I doubt Branca wants to sandbag Nick's show. Branca makes money by coming on his show and shilling his book and subscriptions. I suspect it's just bad advice from their part since both of the Andrews seem to be sincere in their relationship opinions. Branca in particular has flipped out about it.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Nick says he's done with the "IBS people", but it's not just Ralph, he won't do any debates anymore like he did with the Duncan guy because they might bring up the fact that Nick is a raging hypocrite.

Nick is an irritable bowl syndrome person.

I’m just sad that this has been such a boring day in rekietaville.

Nick is a coomer and like all coomers, they experience phases. Right now he's in a brief resolution period before the cycle starts again. We have to wait and see what the next stimulus will be.

 

[Strix454]

If Nick decided to do this all on his own because he feels he need to share his insights into dating culture then he has failed to consider that he really has nothing to offer since all his experience would be woefully out of date.

I dont think Nick ever had any interest in sharing dating or relationship insights. What he has done somewhat is to expand on the weird sleazy semi-porny stuff he used to do by talking to Drex and made himself the center of it. What he seems to be interested in sharing is his experiences as a weird porn-obsessed middle age married guy who doesn't seem to care much about his wife anymore. The guy who goes out all the time for rub-n-tug handjobs apparently.
And the audience he is going to get from that format is total loser guys and worn out wine mom THOTs.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

With just under two weeks to go before the Vegas event, Nick has unveiled a poster for the event, which has a name: "Fear and Law in Las Vegas". I guess Ralph isn't the only person in the sector comparing himself to Hunter S. Thompson these days.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nah, Branca has that kind of anger that hit a deep nerve, it was probably his wife that cheated. If it was him and he really felt the way he said, he would have just answered.

Branca is at an age where most of his sexual outlet comes from a wife or prostitutes. He has the anger of a redpilled man who learned the hard way that “the wall” is bullshit. They pat themselves on the back saying women turn ugly and men get sexy in their middle age and when that middle age finally comes they learn women don’t want them anymore. However as long as a woman hasn’t let herself turn to shit she will have plenty of good prospects to choose from well into (and often past) middle age.

That’s the anger. Being called out for the redpilled life he wants to portray but simply doesn’t exist for him.

Dude has been married for a long time and I believe he even got remarried in his forties or late thirties he’s one of the top lawyers in his field he probably wouldn’t have any trouble finding women this is a brain dead take. It’s possible his first wife cheated on him I know he hates her. That being said he’s a drunk retard sometimes but he actually made himself a high value man so he has more room to talk than drex or Nick

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

With just under two weeks to go before the Vegas event, Nick has unveiled a poster for the event, which has a name: "Fear and Law in Las Vegas". I guess Ralph isn't the only person in the sector comparing himself to Hunter S. Thompson these days.
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Absolutely inspired poster design, the bats and halloween orange perfectly say, "February."

 

[Strix454]

With just under two weeks to go before the Vegas event, Nick has unveiled a poster for the event, which has a name: "Fear and Law in Las Vegas". I guess Ralph isn't the only person in the sector comparing himself to Hunter S. Thompson these days.

Nick is no Hunter S. Thompson. This is closer to what he is.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

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Nick is no Hunter S. Thompson. This is closer to what he is.

The tranny in pink behind the male sucking off a bottle? Absolutely.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is no Hunter S. Thompson. This is closer to what he is.

John O'Brien was a brilliant writer despite being an absolutely hopeless alcoholic who (unlike his self-insert) shot himself in the head instead of actually directly drinking himself to death. His sister says LLV is heavily romanticized and his actual life was much, much worse.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Dude has been married for a long time and I believe he even got remarried in his forties or late thirties he’s one of the top lawyers in his field he probably wouldn’t have any trouble finding women this is a brain dead take. It’s possible his first wife cheated on him I know he hates her. That being said he’s a drunk retard sometimes but he actually made himself a high value man so he has more room to talk than drex or Nick

Yeah. Branca has spoken many times about his first wife and how much of a mistake he made marrying her. No way she didn't cheat on him. He says he slept on the couch for literal years until the kids grew up a bit, and then had to give everything up in exchange for custody during the divorce. That sorta shit leaves a mark. The second and current wife was much younger than him (15 years age gap, IIRC), and they met while he was still broke from the divorce. Branca says that "she saw the potential."

Evidently, she was right, as he's since made himself the premier expert in his chosen field in the entire country. As far as I'm concerned, he can talk all sorts of mad shit at Masterson or Faran or whoever. He's earned that right twice over.

The "show your face" is a retarded position. However, unlike with Drex, I'm inclined to believe Branca actually doesn't understand why. Hear me out: he's an old guy from NY who used to fix cars for the mafia. He's got tons of guns. He likely knows every cop in wherever he is. Hell, he probably taught some of them. He's secure in his job. No one's gonna fire him if some faggot calls into his office telling all kinds of lies. He literally does not get how removal of anonymity can be dangerous to certain kinds of people. As far as I can remember, no one's ever challenged him on that or explained the perspective at all, so don't be surprised if/when he trots this line out next time he's drunk on a stream with someone "hiding behind an avatar."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Absolutely inspired poster design, the bats and halloween orange perfectly say, "February."

In fairness, the bats are likely a reference to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Because Nick has the same cope as Ralph apparently that becoming a degenerate drug and alcohol user is amazing because Hunter S. Thompson.

I checked Rekieta's Twitter to see if he posted anything more about the poster or event and I see he's seething about French television station France 5 using his Depp content in a documentary.

Archive

For some reason, it seems like the station blurred Ty Beard's name and face in the clip.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

For some reason, it seems like the station blurred Ty Beard's name and face in the clip.

It's just taking extra long to buffer. Ty  is synonymous with errors and delays after all :^)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick needs Dr. Todd Grande to play the straight guy and reign him in with dry sarcasm

 

[kadoink]

I'm out of the loop, why does everyone hate Nick now? He getting that ego that comes from being internet famous or is it the usual disdain for internet famous folks?