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Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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The Fatriarchy
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Woke idiots use pronoun jokes all the fucking time. They don't even know what their own community does.
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A twentysomething atheist who thinks things would be so much better if we just stopped with all this religion stuff tends to end up in one of two groups:
1) Someone who just traded one religion for another and isn't self-aware enough to see it.
2) Someone who sees all the people in group 1 and becomes a bit wiser, a bit sadder, and a lot more aware that the easy answers aren't the right ones.
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This guy mocked fans of Sonic being excited about the 2nd movie and ye he's practically squealing from a single trailer, the sponsor of this post is irony.
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There's a few things Bob and his senpais don't understand about pronouns. First, putting them 'in the bio' is pointless because unless you're talking to ANOTHER person, the person with the pronouns in the bio will NEVER hear you SAY "their" pronouns. The ONLY pronouns you will be using talking to the person directly are you/your/yours. The only way the pronouns-in-bio person would see/hear it is if they're stalking your twitter feed/facebuuk/whatever or listening in IRL. Pronouns are getting ridiculous now especially with the raft of neo-pronouns like ze/zir/zem or bun/buns/bunself or whatever the fuck. Personally I think they/them is an acceptable compromise if somewhat confusing, as it is LESS confusing as some of this other shit.
Bob of course thinks that un-PC pronoun "jokes" are "harmful" because it hurts the delicate lil fee fees of the troons, who are so volatile that the slightest insult will make them commit seppuku faster than a demoralized Japanese boomer. God forbid anyone insult them, in that case, because Bob's primary concern here is preventing the (self-)genocide of troons becoming the 41%. Plus I guess desperately simping for them will possibly lead to one touching his penis, but the chance of that is as likely as Hotdog Abortion Girl giving him a good deepthroating. Man, I wonder if Bob ever tried to date a Troon IRL and how that would have gone?
But honestly, Bob's too stupid to realize that (((Roseanne))) isn't really "conservative" at all. She's been on the Left her whole life. It's just that like many on the Left, this postmodernist commie marxist maoist struggle session bullcrap is seen for what it is - harmful to society. Bob of course would reframe it as "She's a conservative because she didn't Properly Evolve
, FRIENDO!" as if that's even remotely how politics works (or the Overton Window, for that matter). IIRC Roseanne is still whole-heartedly for ghey rights and ghey marriage. Not very "conservative" of her, is it?Bob's claim that Conservatives want to FORCE people to listen to them is 100% projection. It's the Bob's side of the political aisle that wants to force people to not only listen to THEM but also obey them without question. Why else would they be jamming shit down kids' throats in schools, on TV, and in libraries? Why else would leftists go to such great lengths to try to prevent parents from pulling their kids out of questionable subjects? Why else do commie protesters try to shout people down at events?
NGL I got a bit of a dopamine hit watching the new Mario plumbers' rap. After all, I was playing SMB 1/2/3 and watched the Super Mario Bros. Super Show back in the day. And I'm not even particularly invested in the whole "Mario and Luigi are from BROOKLYN!" thing. But Bob? He got a fucking Dopamine OVERDOSE. And this whole thing is complete fucking irony because for all Bob's claims for other properties that "Canon doesn't matter, Friendo!" that in this SPECIFIC INSTANCE, Canon absolutely fucking DOES matter, to Bob.
I'm suprised that with the macro/micro scale thing, Bob's not immediately jumped to a Pym Particle plotline or The Collector. Just sayin'.
Any clue why Bob's posting the fake Angel Fossil from The Simpsons? I'm not seeing anything going on that would reference that. The whole point of the "fossil angel" was a publicity stunt for a new mall opening. Who's doing a similar publicity stunt IRL rn?
Getting struck by lightning - and SURVIVING - isn't any sort of sign. Now, if Jim Caviezel had been killed the first OR the second time, they might have had a point. Also I'm guessing being struck by lightning was a result of being elevated, because guess what, lightning likes to strike things that are higher up.
Wheelbarrow Wight Trash aren't the only people who own RVs, Bob.
Haha yes, that red triangle thing, I didn't know about that. This is perfect for Bob. Especially since he believes he's a film critic.
Oh, Bob's perfectly fine with nondescript "religion". He thinks it's "delightful". It's only the specific religion of the Sky Daddy
that gets him bent out of shape even though there's even more religions out there that would deny Bob his holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah even harder than Christianity. Bob's so ignorant that he doesn't realize a lot of other religions have specific taboos that are even more of a roadblock to scientific discovery and exploration than Skydaddyism. Case in point: many if not all Native American beliefs would preclude Autopsies, period, because they believe that a disturbed body = spirit roaming the earth in torment as if in Hell, just because SOMEONE ELSE fucked with/"disturbed" their body somehow. Make it make sense, Bob.There's a certain irony here. Bob thinks the Wheelbarrow Wight Trash Believers are outnumbered. Well, to take a lead from one of Bob's favorite stand-up comedians filled with TDS who did an entire routine about White Supremacy, while White People are at best 10% of the World Population, Conservative BELIEVERS* far outnumber Progressive Atheists/Agnostics/Whatevers. Believers of Color are the majority of the World Population, Bob, not Progressives Of Any Colors.
* - note: "Believers" in this context means all religions, except atheism/agnosticism if you count those as religions, not just Skydaddyism.
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JayHarrison
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If Moviebob were honest (LOL!), Bob's pronouns would include the word "misogynist".
Given that Moviebob's Twitter account is a joke that's rarely funny, can we finally get rid of of it?
"Conservatives don't want 'Free Speech'"? Remember, folks: This comes from Moviebob, a Hitlerian sociopath that has openly and repeatedly expressed a desire to see every single Trump-voting U.S. citizen--and likely everyone who refused to vote for Führer Hillary--to not only be robbed of their free speech, but also to be robbed of their right to vote, their right to own firearms, their right to self-denfense, their right to own property, their right to own capital, their right to protest the U.S. government, and their very right to simply exist!
Remember: As per Moviebob, 6% of the world's 8,000,000,000-some population barely qualifies as a "solid user base".
Brazilian Christ the Redeemer stands strong after being struck by lightning. Minnestoan George Floyd mural destroyed after being struck by lightning. Coincidence? I think not.
Funny how Racistbob can squeeze in a racism into a topic in which no racism is present.
You, uh... might want to have someone look at that rather nasty rash around those lady parts.
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The more people who die because their feelings got hurt over pronouns the better society will be for it.
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In Robert's mind, "free speech" means "anything that I agree with*." Robert, the moron that he is, doesn't know- or care- that if denied their right to peaceably protest, more "proactive" measures will be taken (in Minecraft.)
*Unfortunately. far too many people on both sides of the aisle believe this. I fear the day may come in my lifetime when Freeze Peach is but a distant memory- and all humanity will be poorer for it.
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I just wanna say Bob's heel turn on the Mario movie and The Flash movie because of something he saw on twitter is peak exceptionalism. Bob has no standards and can be swayed by enough flashy colors and the right people telling him to abandon his god.
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No I will never let him forget...
This is what makes Bob so infuriating. Oh canon doesn't matter - unless it's HIS canon. He's such a massive hypocrite you just pray that one of those old time greek gods would hit his hubris - just once.
I dunno... better kill all humans, just to be sure.
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link1234
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Here is another one that I remember.
"Mario is from Brooklyn is canon that cartoon did it so its canon nothing changes it."
"Darth Vader is not real so canon does not matter."
This Mario movie does not matter anyways. It's not like the games need to use that canon.
Here is another dumb one.
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That bottom right picture. He looked so awful back then with the pedo beard and the enormous gut. Bob actually looks better now with the better beard and lost weight. I'm actually impressed.
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god that fruity-ass flowered jacket (top right) looks like someone turned Great-Aunt Gertrude's couch into clothing. Definitely clashes with whatever the fresh hell he's wearing underneath it. Fashion sense is something Bob definitely doesn't have. Why the fuck was he wearing a TRENCH Coat over a SMB 3 tee shirt and jeans like he was going to pull a fucking Columbine? The white jacket, white pants, and red shirt just looks weird. At least the blue shirt he's wearing under the Super Mario jacket matches. But the pants do not.
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''Swag'' now that is a word I have not heard in a long time.
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I am stealing "A compass that only points towards dumpsters." It is also fun to watch Blobbo flail over a comeback, and still get slammed.
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This Twitter user I follow who likes to dunk on Bob had some choice words with regard to his tweet about The Color Of Money:
The original tweet was followed by a whole bunch of people dunking on Bob in turn:
IMO, even though The Color Of Money is one of Scorsese’s lesser movies (as it was a work for hire job rather than a passion project), it’s still better than 90% of legacy sequels released today.
The original tweet was followed by a whole bunch of people dunking on Bob in turn:
IMO, even though The Color Of Money is one of Scorsese’s lesser movies (as it was a work for hire job rather than a passion project), it’s still better than 90% of legacy sequels released today.
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You can tell Bob doesn't have a woman in his life, who'd take one look at most of his outfits and say, "No. I am not going out with you looking like that. Go put on something normal and next chance we get we are going clothes shopping."
He does remind me of a famous and popular character though:
