Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[TractorGirl]

I have not watched them in ages, has Tim always talked so fucked? I swear his mouth is creepy weird looking. Like hes sucking his teeth???

Came here to say this! Watching his mouth while he speaks is so strange, it’s like it’s part of a different face.

ETA: I’ve worked it out, his mouth looks like when you put your mouth on a window and blow.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There's something very off-putting about this gal. Maybe it's just the combo of her body being underweight and the dress being too big, but her features just don't fit together right. Her arms are too small and short for her body, her neck is too long, her head is weirdly angular, her nose is off-center, her ears are lopsided and sit too low on her head...

She looks like one of the aliens from Men in Black wearing a human skin disguise.

I was going to be skeptical about this, but yes her arms look, erm, "non-standard," so maybe she has a physical disability of some sort. And Tim appears to have one as well with what looks to be no upper lip - it never /hardly ever covers his top teeth in this video. Nope, just saw an older bid of him, when he'd just failed out of one of the schools and was healthier-looking, and his lip covered his teeth. But he holds it high/mouth sort of open, which I think is just his sort of gay smile face that matches the tone/speaking style. But the video came through very low quality, so I could be wrong.

She appears to have pretty hair.

 

[TractorGirl]

I was going to be skeptical about this, but yes her arms look, erm, "non-standard," so maybe she has a physical disability of some sort. And Tim appears to have one as well with what looks to be no upper lip - it never /hardly ever covers his top teeth in this video. But the video came through very low quality, so I could be wrong.

She appears to have pretty hair.

She has t-Rex arms that pop out from her waist.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She has t-Rex arms that pop out from her waist.

 

[calypsowashi]

There's something very off-putting about this gal. Maybe it's just the combo of her body being underweight and the dress being too big, but her features just don't fit together right. Her arms are too small and short for her body, her neck is too long, her head is weirdly angular, her nose is off-center, her ears are lopsided and sit too low on her head...

I was hoping that it was just the proof of life video that made her look slightly unfortunate looking. God knows she isn't going to get fed come married life. Timmy doesn't have the backbone to stand up to his mother

 

[LonesomeDud]

@GreenHell I can't quote you, but you sound a lot like Jill, or at the very least, a bitter fundie woman who thinks everything is about appearance. You should stop doing that. This girl has done nothing except date Jill's son. Why do you insist on being such an asshole?

 

[Tiresome]

@GreenHell I can't quote you, but you sound a lot like Jill, or at the very least, a bitter fundie woman who thinks everything is about appearance. You should stop doing that. This girl has done nothing except date Jill's son. Why do you insist on being such an asshole?

Not to say that literally everyone in this situation deserves ridicule, but you do realize what kind of site you're on, right?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Came here to say this! Watching his mouth while he speaks is so strange, it’s like it’s part of a different face.

ETA: I’ve worked it out, his mouth looks like when you put your mouth on a window and blow.

Good description. The other blonde Rodlet looks like that too.

 

[LonesomeDud]

@Tiresome Laugh at whoever you want, just spare me the bullshit fake "medical concern." If you want to call Tim's girl an ugly slut, then be bold enough to do it. The snarky, "She's so deformed; bless her heart," is some Jill level snarking. That is to say, it's disingenuous and stupid while also being mean, which is pretty lolcow behavior.

 

[GreenHell]

@GreenHell I can't quote you, but you sound a lot like Jill, or at the very least, a bitter fundie woman who thinks everything is about appearance. You should stop doing that. This girl has done nothing except date Jill's son. Why do you insist on being such an asshole?

There are many, many posts in this thread devoted to Jill's sperm brows and hideous makeup, Timmy's receding hairline, and Shrek's ugly mug. But okay, I'll be fair and give this girl the benefit of the doubt, since we know little about her.

She has pretty hair, her eyebrows are natural, and she's probably more socially savvy and more well-adjusted than the Rodlets; hopefully, she and her parents will be a positive influence on Timmy, and help temper Sweet Mama's smothering presence in his life to some extent. (But I'm not holding my breath.)

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Not to say that literally everyone in this situation deserves ridicule, but you do realize what kind of site you're on, right?

The thing about integrating into a community is to also read the space. Everything is divided up nicely not just to keep things tidy but certain threads attract certain posters. I guess it’s just the Reddit overlap that tends to stick out like a thorn. Unhinged snark is pretty tacky.

But on topic, Jillrod is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[LonesomeDud]

There are many, many posts in this thread devoted to Jill's sperm brows and hideous makeup, Timmy's receding hairline, and Shrek's ugly mug. But okay, I'll be fair and give this girl the benefit of the doubt, since we know little about her.

She has pretty hair, her eyebrows are natural, and she's probably more socially savvy and more well-adjusted than the Rodlets; hopefully, she and her parents will be a positive influence on Timmy, and help temper Sweet Mama's smothering presence in his life to some extent. (But I'm not holding my breath.)

I'm not asking you to say nice things about some random girl who is dumb enough to think Tim is a good catch. It's just annoying that every time a new tertiary character is introduced, knowing I will have to read one of the following:

Version 1: You know he is just counting down the seconds until Jill hands over the keys so he can rape her while she screams for him to stop. I bet he makes her fellate him during labor! (But make it a huge unwieldy post.)

Version 2: Haha, this woman must be deformed if she has any interest in male Rodlet. Oh, her arms are monstrous. I'm just so concerned! Boy, is she ugly! (But make it a huge unwieldy post.)

We get it. Rodlets aren't exactly cream of the crop. Any parent letting their adult child "court" in that way should do a quick Google search.

She's a 20 year old with no real education or skills. I don't think we need to make up narratives about deformed arms being the real reason she was "pushed off" onto Tim. They're roughly a looks match as far as I can tell with my contacts out, and a good intellectual match. She seems crazy about him, which works out, as I can't imagine anyone else sharing her feelings.

Yes, they are trying to unload this girl as fast as they can. This is probably the entire reason Aunt Ellen even bothered to be Jill's downline and she cares nothing for Plexus. At least someone has some ambition, even if late and misplaced.

 

[multiverse]

She's a 20 year old

She turned 19 two days ago.

And she goofy looking af, why do we need to dance around this fact.

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Edit: who was more ecstatic to scream "LEAVE AND CLEAVE, BABY!" at their eldest son? Michelle Duggar, or JillPM?

She writes a hysterical post about how she just BEGGED and PRAYED and DREAMED that some docile little nothing would take Tim off her hands - but also be pliant enough to obey Jill in all respects.


Photos of the new couple. They shall breed a new line of completely chinless children together.


This last screenshot off Jill's phone tells us a lot: Jill uses a Samsung. She and Shrek apparently still control Nurie's phone, because they had one delivered to her (lol like a lost or broken phone can stop Jill from calling you 20 times a day, Nurie - nice try though!). And Jill has no taking creep shots of her adult children.

 

[brooky]

Forgive me if this has been discussed before, but does courtship always end in marriage? Like, it really means an engagement, right? What would have to happen for a courtship to fail?

Say what you will about this new girl, she looks way less terrified than Jill's daughters, so that's good.

 

[Android raptor]

I've said it before, but I still think the Rod boys look particularly ragged due to years of malnutrition

I hope Tim and this girl treat each other decently at least.

 

[King George III]

Forgive me if this has been discussed before, but does courtship always end in marriage? Like, it really means an engagement, right? What would have to happen for a courtship to fail?

Say what you will about this new girl, she looks way less terrified than Jill's daughters, so that's good.

If I'm understanding things correctly, "courtship" is just a sneaky way of saying "arranged marriage".

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She turned 19 two days ago.

And she goofy looking af, why do we need to dance around this fact.

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Edit: who was more ecstatic to scream "LEAVE AND CLEAVE, BABY!" at their eldest son? Michelle Duggar, or JillPM?

She writes a hysterical post about how she just BEGGED and PRAYED and DREAMED that some docile little nothing would take Tim off her hands - but also be pliant enough to obey Jill in all respects.
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Photos of the new couple. They shall breed a new line of completely chinless children together.
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This last screenshot off Jill's phone tells us a lot: Jill uses a Samsung. She and Shrek apparently still control Nurie's phone, because they had one delivered to her (lol like a lost or broken phone can stop Jill from calling you 20 times a day, Nurie - nice try though!). And Jill has no taking creep shots of her adult children.
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So then it was the crappy resolution and modest dress that made her appear odd. She and he in these pics appear cute and normal. Great!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

@Tiresome Laugh at whoever you want, just spare me the bullshit fake "medical concern." If you want to call Tim's girl an ugly slut, then be bold enough to do it. The snarky, "She's so deformed; bless her heart," is some Jill level snarking. That is to say, it's disingenuous and stupid while also being mean, which is pretty lolcow behavior.

Nigger, where the fuck do you think you are? You can be self righteous all you want but realize the culture of the site you're on.

The chick is ugly, tim is ugly, they will probably have ugly kids. It's fine.

 

[Trombonista]

@LonesomeDud, I understand where you are coming from, but try to stay calm and avoid fighting with other users. The rest of you, try not to be too harsh on the new girl.

 

[Dr. Butt]

@LonesomeDud, I understand where you are coming from, but try to stay calm and avoid fighting with other users. The rest of you, try not to be too harsh on the new girl.

I feel really, really bad for her. I wish she didn't have to marry this guy.