FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

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I read the title and thought this was going to be a super serial video with lots of frowning, dramatic glasses removals, anime hand claws and threats from Chris. Then I watched the video and assumed I was still really drunk because I had no idea what the fuck was happening. But nope, legitimately 10+ minutes of him playing with legos and mumbling over a sick beat.

If anybody could explain what I just witnessed it would be appreciated- I had to stop after the reveal of the video displaying his "sexual prowess" to the lesbian couple he's naturally inseminating because the smugness was making my brain melt. Looks like we're in for something really special if Chris' "associate" decides to release the content once they're done playing with him.
 
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Karen Riley said:
Chris is the one bullying us with that horrible jarring music.

I assume the couple he's talking about in this video is the one who he froze his semen for and made the video of him showing it off too. I can't work out if Johan is linked to the lesbian couple or not though.

I hope if he's done corresponding with the 'lesbian couple,' that they'll at least be kind enough to drop other non semen in the freezer related content.

Edit- later on in the video when the music quietens down a little he references the time he stuck pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his behind. I wish I knew what he was trying to put across in this video.
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I dont think there's any point in trying to find any sense in this. You can try but you're not going to. Whats important here is that this a video of a 34 year old fat, balding, manchild in drag playing with his toys while painfully cramped into a child's school desk that's way to small for him, all the while being drowned out by mildly catchy dubstep.
 
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Watched to see if someone had actually come up with a female troll for once. Nope, same old evil brute male as usual.
How about having one of the lesbians decide against him and have him act out to prove the value of his seed and his sexual prowess? How about letting him try and convince a woman why should pick his seed out of all the options available?

Nope.
 
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lurkf9217 said:
Watched to see if someone had actually come up with a female troll for once. Nope, same old evil brute male as usual.
How about having one of the lesbians decide against him and have him act out to prove the value of his seed and his sexual prowess? How about letting him try and convince a woman why should pick his seed out of all the options available?

Nope.
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All I'm getting from this is 'all trolls are BRUTE males, you mysogonists do realise a CWC troll can be a female as well right?'

Why does the gender of the troll matter? And also asides from that Jackie and Kacey were both bigger trolls of Chris who regularly tried to make him prove himself, half the male trolls he was aware of were nowhere near as bad as those two.
 
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This is what happens when a 34-year-old manbaby experiences one too many years of solitary confinement.


...I'm pretty sure the barking-dog noises are supposed to represent some MALE because all males are always bad always. I can only infer this because that's one of about three messages that Chris ever has to say about anything. But my hat is off to whoever successfully transcribes this mess.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
This is what happens when a 34-year-old manbaby experiences one too many years of solitary confinement.


...I'm pretty sure the barking-dog noises are supposed to represent some MALE because all males are always bad always. I can only infer this because that's one of about three messages that Chris ever has to say about anything. But my hat is off to whoever successfully transcribes this mess.
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Only one?
Also, the video title says Johan, not Jordan. I can't parse enough from the video to tell which one it actually is.
 
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There are Uwe Boll movies with better stories than this. Also, Chris needs this:
 
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Preliminary Transcript:

Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my sonichu and rosechu fanbase this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again and I'm about to tell you a story that is correct and true from what happened recently and will be demonstrated through (pause) the Minifigures.

So yesterday So my associate introduced me to a lesbian couple whose looking to have their own little daughters. They're little daughters, OK? And they would like to be made- to be designated as their parents. But unfortunately in a few weeks - over the last few weeks there were miscommunications it was kind of spotty catching up with one another one wanted to be artificial the other wanted to be natural. So tonight or earlier tonight they mutually on both being natural so ??? earlier tonight they were thinking about a second candidate though which that made me kinda sad [?]. But he didn't show up and the video I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess

the acrobat [demonstrates on the minifig] which in that made me feel delighted

so yeah we were online chatting up

Mock male voice

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler Charmed I'm sure

More Mock male voice

He even took it my way of saying among which yeah real bad guy he bullied me So he attacked me and ...

I'm sorry I tried.
 
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cosmos1092 said:
Preliminary Transcript:

Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my sonichu and rosechu fanbase this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again and I'm about to tell you a story that is correct and true from what happened recently and will be demonstrated through (pause) the Minifigures.

So yesterday So my associate introduced me to a lesbian couple whose looking to have their own little daughters. They're little daughters, OK? And they would like to be made- to be designated as their parents. But unfortunately in a few weeks - over the last few weeks there were miscommunications it was kind of spotty catching up with one another one wanted to be artificial the other wanted to be natural. So tonight or earlier tonight they mutually on both being natural so ??? earlier tonight they were thinking about a second candidate though which that made me kinda sad [?]. But he didn't show up and the video I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess

the acrobat [demonstrates on the minifig] which in that made me feel delighted

so yeah we were online chatting up

Mock male voice

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler Charmed I'm sure

More Mock male voice

He even took it my way of saying among which yeah real bad guy he bullied me So he attacked me and ...

I'm sorry I tried.
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That's exactly where I gave up too.

Calling it now, he demonstrated his sexual prowess on his waifu. We should start a betting pool on how long it takes for that particular video to surface.
 
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