Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I was Dante in a previous life.

...Damnit, Brad, I asked one thing of you. one. thing. I don't ask for much from people, especially people I don't know personally.

I just asked if you had read a fictional text that has some heavy religious themes and if you took anything away from it. I wasn't expecting you to LITERALLY take the author away and claim it as your own.
 
...Damnit, Brad, I asked one thing of you. one. thing. I don't ask for much from people, especially people I don't know personally.

I just asked if you had read a fictional text that has some heavy religious themes and if you took anything away from it. I wasn't expecting you to LITERALLY take the author away and claim it as your own.
you didn't? You should have. It's his schtick now. Any famous religious person or scientist, that's him in a previous life.
Brad's a dumbass.
 
...Damnit, Brad, I asked one thing of you. one. thing. I don't ask for much from people, especially people I don't know personally.

I just asked if you had read a fictional text that has some heavy religious themes and if you took anything away from it. I wasn't expecting you to LITERALLY take the author away and claim it as your own.


That is Brad's way of saying no he didn't read it. Brad doesn't have to actually do or read anything because his past lives took care of that. That's why being a virgin at his age is normal for Brad, his previous lives took care of all the sex he needs.

It really is a defensive mechanism for him. The only thing Brad has accomplished in his life beyond being a mediocre musician is his little number theory around 7 and 4. He has no other accomplishments (unless you count his criminal record). When this is pointed out to him, he immediately talks about past lives. This allows him to excuse his waste of an existence. Brad doesn't have to accomplish anything because he was Einstein. Or Lincoln. Or Jesus. If it weren't for the fact that he is such a smug douche, he would probably warrant some sympathy for being so pathetic.
 
Wait, i read something toward the end of the thread last night where you claimed you said you never claimed to be the second coming of Christ. Is this a game? Also what does youre theory prove @Brad Watson_Miami
 
@Alex Krycek,

It's important to get the facts straight, right? I AM not Sir Isaac Newton reincarnated; that would be Stephen Hawking. I teach reincarnation as science and the law of karma.

Fuck you.

What's the last sentence I gave you? Whatever it was, double it. I have to remind myself not to waste my time by reading your false and evil posts74 anymore.
My mistake about Newton. You claim to be so many people that I have trouble keeping track of them all. Also this is your sentencing, you should keep track of the sentences, not the sentenced.
 
@bacterium,

Yes, according74 to the prophecy in Revelation Ch 13, the* "1st Beast"/Antichrist has "seven heads and ten horns". President Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) hosted the G7 Summit in Williamsburg, VA of the 7 heads of state of the world's leading economic powers. Yes. Reagan was "the great deceiver" - Rev Ch 12.


*Synchronism: 09:21 "The arrival of the Antichrist." - Countdown To 12/21/12, Countdown To Apocalypse on History Channel

Okay fine. So the antichrist is dead now. (even though you didn't explain the ten heads)
Why are you still here?
Also, wasn't the war against the antichrist supposed to involve flaming swords and what not?

*Synchronism: bullshit bullshit easily debunked bullshit
 
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That is Brad's way of saying no he didn't read it. Brad doesn't have to actually do or read anything because his past lives took care of that. That's why being a virgin at his age is normal for Brad, his previous lives took care of all the sex he needs.

It really is a defensive mechanism for him. The only thing Brad has accomplished in his life beyond being a mediocre musician is his little number theory around 7 and 4. He has no other accomplishments (unless you count his criminal record). When this is pointed out to him, he immediately talks about past lives. This allows him to excuse his waste of an existence. Brad doesn't have to accomplish anything because he was Einstein. Or Lincoln. Or Jesus. If it weren't for the fact that he is such a smug douche, he would probably warrant some sympathy for being so pathetic.
That's a bit harsh, I'm sure he has accomplished in this life many of the great feats of his previous lives.....

such as.....

um.....

Wellllll, Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.


....


Um, welp, I got nuthin'....I think that's it.
He just needs to rewrite his 7_4 bollocks so it is applicable in real life just like Newtonian Mechanics or Calculus and he'll be able to claim an achievement equal to one of his past lives.
Or find a way to turn bullshit into nuclear power. Or unambiguously predict a future event, before it happens.
That's a pipe dream, though.
So far, he's still a shittier prophet than Harold Camping.

he doesnt even bother with details anymore. All he says is "fuck you".
And Lo, the Prince of Peace sayeth "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. and by that I mean 'fuck you' and stab all the nonbelievers in the face so they can start living 1,000 miserable lives as unlucky garden slugs." -- Gospel according to Brad 4:4-7

Amen.
 
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Nad,

Wrong. I've never claimed to be Jesus the Christ; he died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. God-incarnate was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I AM the reincarnation of Y'shua bar Yosef and I've been many people since then including my last incarnation as Albert Einstein. I AM now the Second Coming of the Christ. The proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

This is no game. Check out Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) at http://GOD704.wikia.com .


Synchronism: 08:12 "P-47 WWII plane crashed in Hudson River. Pilot William Gordon" - GMA, ABC

@ActualKiwi,

Wrong, dickweed (4931123554).

Really guys, the cipher of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 (O=15 or zero) is as simple74 as it can get.
 
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@ActualKiwi,

Wrong, dickweed (4931123554).

Really guys, the cipher of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 (O=15 or zero) is as simple74 as it can get.
Given you have no seperation of the numbers, and mix single and dual digits, what do you expect? Keep up your delusions, buddy.
 
@facepalm,

You are a compulsive and pathological liar and it is YOU who are the 1913217 41521385. You hide behind a screen name and avatar because you are a coward and think that you have anonymity here.

I've accomplished fulfilling the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll... sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' (http://7seals.blogspot.com ). According to the Bible, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can accomplish this.

I haven't done this in awhile, but do you want to participate in an experiment where we see if a 'natural disaster' will strike your area in a synchronic reaction to our conversation? Are you willing to involve your 'innocent' family, neighbors, and fellow citizens of your area?


Synchronism: 09:03 It had started thundering at the beginning of this post, but now it started raining.

Synchronism: 09:06 "You are insane!" - Seinfeld (S1/Ep1) on TBS

@ActualKiwi / anonymous cow ard,

You couldn't accomplish a simple74 numerical-alphabet code, so instead of admitting your ignorance, you chose to attack the teacher. 11919 1914966518.

5/28/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years* with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


*Synchronism: 09:12 "10 Years" - Seinfeld
 
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@ActualKiwi / anonymous cow ard,

You couldn't accomplish a simple74 numerical-alphabet code, so instead of admitting your ignorance, you chose to attack the teacher. 11919 1914966518.

5/28/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years* with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


*Synchronism: 09:12 "10 Years" - Seinfeld
  1. You're not a teacher
  2. You're not imaginative in your "sentencing" at all, same shit to everyone.
  3. Repent for what? Mocking a madman?
 
Brad, no. You're no teacher. You're a child playing with numbers and making up rules just to go along with your foolishness.
You think you're edgy by throwing out insults hidden in what would be easy code if you learned how to properly account for double digits. Since you refuse to do so it makes you look like an amateur.

Also, claiming to be the reincarnation of an important figure (whose birthdate you pulled out of your ass btw) essentially means you're claiming to be that person. I have a hard time believing that a reincarnation of either Jesus or Einstein(who was merely a deist btw) would be a petulant man who is a shitty musician and does amateur addition tricks with numbers trying to pretend he has the keys to universal knowledge and threatens ethereal punishments for the most harmless of crimes.
 
Nad,

Wrong. I've never claimed to be Jesus the Christ; he died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. God-incarnate was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

I AM the reincarnation of Y'shua bar Yosef and I've been many people since then including my last incarnation as Albert Einstein. I AM now the Second Coming of the Christ. The proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

This is no game. Check out Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory) at http://GOD704.wikia.com .


Synchronism: 08:12 "P-47 WWII plane crashed in Hudson River. Pilot William Gordon" - GMA, ABC
You are claiming to have Jesus's memories and experiences. That means that you are claiming to be the same fundamental being he was.
I haven't done this in awhile, but do you want to participate in an experiment where we see if a 'natural disaster' will strike your area in a synchronic reaction to our conversation? Are you willing to involve your 'innocent' family, neighbors, and fellow citizens of your area?
Sure. Some of the following statements are lies, but Jesus reincarnated should know which are and which aren't.
1) My family doesn't live near me.
2) You have no power, so what should I be afraid of?
3) The weather report looks a bit rainy in my area, so it should be easier to whip up a disaster.
So predict the natural disaster now. I'll report if anything happens.
 
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