Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist

FisterSister · May 24, 2016

mortal_wombat said:
He thinks that by Photoshopping over another image it automatically makes it his. That's fucking hilarious.

To make it worse, he has a journal on DA talking about copyright infringement. It's like he has absolutely no self awareness.

mortal_wombat said:
I'd say "you'd think he learned his lesson from the Obama/Joker" thing but its Eddie.

He actually had stickers of that made, that's how proud of stealing the idea he is.

VJ 120 · May 24, 2016

Darwin Watterson said:
You don't have to do that. To be fair, it's not the worst thing I've ever heard (though it still leaves much to be desired).

If there's anything nice I can say about Eddie, it's that he's a decent guitar player and can write enjoyable melodies (assuming he did both).

I think Youtube is trying to save my ears, since it's taking forever to load. Good find, though. I really wouldn't want to give him a single cent if I don't have to.

I have a hunch that he may be saying that he worked with those various musicians and actually never have met them (much like how he claims to have been a photographer and Gene Simmons sued him for copyright stuff, and claiming to have worked with the dude from Megadeth). If by chance they DID work with him, there's one of three scenarios I imagine played out:
1. He puts on a front and gets what he wants out of them, eventually alienates them, and they decide not to work with him again
2. They pity him and decide to record a shitty album with him
or 3. They wrote all the music, and as soon as they recorded the album, he throws them to the curb.

It's probably a combination of all three. I have a really hard time believing that he managed to work with people long enough to record an album, due to the fact that he's emotionally unstable and a bit of a sociopath.

DV 259 · May 24, 2016

Bitch I Might Be said:
I think Youtube is trying to save my ears, since it's taking forever to load. Good find, though. I really wouldn't want to give him a single cent if I don't have to.

I have a hunch that he may be saying that he worked with those various musicians and actually never have met them (much like how he claims to have been a photographer and Gene Simmons sued him for copyright stuff, and claiming to have worked with the dude from Megadeth). If by chance they DID work with him, there's one of three scenarios I imagine played out:
1. He puts on a front and gets what he wants out of them, eventually alienates them, and they decide not to work with him again
2. They pity him and decide to record a shitty album with him
or 3. They wrote all the music, and as soon as they recorded the album, he throws them to the curb.

It's probably a combination of all three. I have a really hard time believing that he managed to work with people long enough to record an album, due to the fact that he's emotionally unstable and a bit of a sociopath.

Legit, I was just telling @Darwin Watterson this, but with Eddie’s instability, I’d venture to guess that as far as the Megadeth guy goes, Eddie probably went to a show, got to meet him (either after the show or during one of his jazz shows in SoCal,) talked the guy’s ear off while he just nodded and thought Eddie was fucking nuts, and after that, Eddie stalked him at shows and hassled him a bit. Suddenly, Eddie + Nick Menza = BFF 5 eva.

With Eddie’s track record of “fandom,” I wouldn’t put it past him to be considered one of those fans who’s “uncomfortably close” with bands he likes.

AnOminous · May 24, 2016

Bitch I Might Be said:
I have a hunch that he may be saying that he worked with those various musicians and actually never have met them (much like how he claims to have been a photographer and Gene Simmons sued him for copyright stuff, and claiming to have worked with the dude from Megadeth). If by chance they DID work with him, there's one of three scenarios I imagine played out:

Of all the rock musicians to fuck with, Gene Simmons has to be the stupidest choice. He has the strong Israeli ethic of massive retaliation and takes no shit from anyone.

QE 757 · May 25, 2016

Darwin Watterson said:
You don't have to do that. To be fair, it's not the worst thing I've ever heard (though it still leaves much to be desired).

If there's anything nice I can say about Eddie, it's that he's a decent guitar player and can write enjoyable melodies (assuming he did both).

The album is available on Spotify. Sounds like an above average bedroom production job. he can play those
heavy metal riffs well enough, it's far from the worst thing ever but the songs are not that interesting in the long run.

Darwin Watterson · May 28, 2016

Looks like this thread's kinda quieted down along with him. Wonder why that is? He's still here, after all. What's wrong, Eddie? Too triggered to speak?

ActualKiwi · May 28, 2016

Darwin Watterson said:
Looks like this thread's kinda quieted down along with him. Wonder why that is? He's still here, after all. What's wrong, Eddie? Too triggered to speak?

That's disappointing, it was just getting to the good parts..

KingQueen · May 28, 2016

bigreddogdick said:
And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date".

Lol, old people don't know how to internet. This isn't 1987, Eddie, we have the internet now, you can't pull shit shit any more.

FisterSister said:
I found where he got the art for his pornstarbrand page from, which he got last year it seems despite "retiring" in 2010 by his own account. He also asked the artist to "remove this copyrighted artwork. thanx."
Unsurprisingly there is also stolen artwork on his DA (taken from here), Eddie trying to use the death of someone else for his own gain seems to be a recurring thing.

God bless you for finding his DA, it's beautiful. I'm glad to see he's still scheming.

Look, there's his mailing address and phone number (which I already had, but was nice enough to keep to myself...but he clearly just wants to put it everywhere).

bigreddogdick said:
Doing a little research, it looks like drummer Jerry Babcock might now play in Touched:

https://www.facebook.com/TOUCHED-285493008429/

Shawn Jensen seems to be in a band called Grand Demise of Civilization:

https://www.facebook.com/Grand-Demise-of-Civilization-1378130155746478/

Might be worth somebody asking them if they have any stories about Edward.

I want to listen to these bands now. I want to know it all.

Bitch I Might Be said:
I think Youtube is trying to save my ears, since it's taking forever to load. Good find, though. I really wouldn't want to give him a single cent if I don't have to.

I have a hunch that he may be saying that he worked with those various musicians and actually never have met them (much like how he claims to have been a photographer and Gene Simmons sued him for copyright stuff, and claiming to have worked with the dude from Megadeth). If by chance they DID work with him, there's one of three scenarios I imagine played out:
1. He puts on a front and gets what he wants out of them, eventually alienates them, and they decide not to work with him again
2. They pity him and decide to record a shitty album with him
or 3. They wrote all the music, and as soon as they recorded the album, he throws them to the curb.

It's probably a combination of all three. I have a really hard time believing that he managed to work with people long enough to record an album, due to the fact that he's emotionally unstable and a bit of a sociopath.

Somewhere back there is an archive of him arguing with former band members, so they were definitely real, whatever the extent of his interaction with them. He also posted a ticket of Corrupt playing a show in 84 but it might be photoshopped. I'm hoping we'll find someone who knew him from the Detroit metal scene to spill some beans.

Darwin Watterson said:
Looks like this thread's kinda quieted down along with him. Wonder why that is? He's still here, after all. What's wrong, Eddie? Too triggered to speak?

He'll be back. I'm sure we're on his "list" now with Rev Tyler et al.

DV 259 · May 29, 2016

KingQueen said:
He'll be back. I'm sure we're on his "list" now with Rev Tyler et al.

If he wants to keep his track record of maniacally creating blogspot blogs to discredit people, expect 3 or 4 about how what Hitler did is peanuts compared to Kiwi Farms.

I’ve been doing some digging lately and found some random stuff. Spoilered because there’s a LOT of shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Edward_przydzial <-- HILARIOUS because he posted up his go-to self-fellating bio on his Wikipedia USER page, presumably after the Wikipedia page he’d written for himself was taken down due to him not being at all important
http://comicbookdb.com/creator.php?ID=19135 <-- Supposedly was a “penciller” for a free Kiss comic back in 1998. Subsequent digging about the issue garnered no information regarding his pencilling skills or even if he was a part of the book, and I wasn’t willing to cough up $2.50 to get it off eBay. (Here’s the comic page, which, surprisingly, he wasn’t the one to include himself on: http://comicbookdb.com/issue.php?ID=55734) Note: On the “Creator” page, he has 1 fan - Ed Przydzial. He wasn’t even trying on that one.
http://edwardprzydzial.blog.com <-- A non-blogspot blog
http://www.openpr.com/news/19702/Ge...Shannon-Tweed-being-sued-for-photo-theft.html <-- Supposed lolsuit against Gene Simmons
https://www.microsoft.com/en-ie/store/music/album/sister-morphine/sister-morphine/8d6kgx6xbwb7 <-- Holy fucking shitballs, his Sister Morphine bullshit is available on Microsoft Groove. Note: It’s labeled as “Pop”. I imagine that triggers the shit out of Eddie.
https://emeraldcityrecordsblog.wordpress.com
https://bloggerazzi.wordpress.com <-- Bitching at Wordpress
https://www.iorr.org/talk/read.php?1,1207082 <-- In which Eddie gets ripped apart by some Rolling Stones fans. (The “Sister Morphine” they’re talking about was a record label that pressed Rolling Stones bootlegs and not some crappy hair metal band.
http://edwardprzydzial.livejournal.com
http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/edward-przydzial.html <-- Trying to sell his “art” and pictures
http://www.voy.com/40521/126.html <-- IDK what this is about, but there’s mention of the kidnapping.

19 (Possibly 20 Facebook pages)

https://www.facebook.com/the-deadkids-art-gallery-605370872856795/timeline <-- goes along with his running theme of appropriating other entities and calling them something different

https://www.facebook.com/the-press-office-ltd-287773581347889/
https://www.facebook.com/topix-foto-ink-428444987347706/
https://www.facebook.com/midnight-special-924149577650648/
https://www.facebook.com/bernardedwardsprojecthomicide <-- there’s a Facebook group too, but it has 0 members

17 blogspot blogs (and counting ...)
Note - There are a a lot of porn-related blogspot blogs, promoting himself, yet most of the images on these blogs are stolen from other sites and do not feature him in them.

http://edwardbprzydzial.blogspot.com <-- The “primary” one he seems to update most often. Should be noted that after checking the EXIF data on some of the pictures he’s posted, none of them are more recent than 2012
http://edward-bernard-przydzial.blogspot.com <-- Because everyone needs to know his “album collection”
http://firebreather-anon.blogspot.com <-- In which he interviews himself about fire-breathing
http://kisspicturegallery.blogspot.com
http://kissmuseumnews.blogspot.com
http://presscorp.blogspot.com
http://revvvyboi.blogspot.com <-- In which OPP (Our Pet Porncow) impersonates @Rev. Tyler
http://johnetyler.blogspot.com <-- More obsessing over the good reverend
http://emeraldcityrecords.blogspot.com
http://eastdetroiter.blogspot.com
http://totenkopfsongs.blogspot.com
http://seducelogoguitardesign.blogspot.com <-- Interviews self
http://harassmental.blogspot.com <-- This one hurts my eyeballs
http://kthorjensen.blogspot.com <-- Going after one of the guys from PortalOfEvil
http://socialistfascism.blogspot.com
http://obamatrons.blogspot.com <-- Admits to being a Palin supporter
http://artistsagainstobama.blogspot.com

http://zloz.blogspot.com
http://thekissguy.blogspot.com
http://emeraldcityproductionsinc.blogspot.com
http://kiss-debut.blogspot.com
http://normanseeff.blogspot.com
http://bloggerazzi-press.blogspot.com
http://unipressinc.blogspot.com
http://kissbandcostumes.blogspot.com
http://ricbohy.blogspot.com <-- Hateboner for some dude who used to write for the Detroit Free Press.
http://pornwikilinks.blogspot.com <-- NSFL

http://joshuaconnermoon.blogspot.com
https://donaldcarlosseoanehiv.blogspot.com <-- Mostly about Donny, but the most recent post is all about our Dear Leader

http://eddiedzialpornstar.blogspot.com
http://firasalkhateeb.blogspot.com <-- going after the original artist of the “Obama Joker” image
http://kissheadlines.blogspot.com
http://beernchocolate.blogspot.com <-- I don’t recommend looking here, unless you’re Nick Bate and like poop.

Total: 50

Edit 1: I tried to leave out links that were already posted in the thread.
Edit 2: Sonofabitch, I found more. (Random Links, Blogspot Edit 1)
Edit 3: Starting to separate by edits (so I can keep count) ... this is getting ridiculous. :'(

(Blogspot Edit 2)
Edit 4: And now ... the KIWI FARMS BLOGSPOTS! AUGH YEAH

(Blogspot Edit 3)
Edit 5: Added another Facebook page, thanks to @hood LOLCOW , in which Eddie and Maria play with children’s toys.
Edit 6: Three more Facebook pages. For someone who claims not to have a personal FB page, he sure does have a lot of other ones.
Edit 7: We’ve reached 50 blogspots.

FisterSister · May 29, 2016

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0d/6f/dc/0d6fdc86733bcedf039c8f187e2dd029.jpg
Why is he so proud of it?
Also his pinterest if anyone wants it.

DV 259 · May 29, 2016

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_"Joker"_poster

The best thing about all his hemming and hawing over copyright of the “Joker” Obama picture ...

The Barack Obama "Joker" poster is a digitally manipulated image of United States President Barack Obama, designed by Firas Alkhateeb in January 2009, that has been adopted by some critics of the Obama administration and described as the "most infamous anti-Obama image".[1][2][3] The image portrays Obama as comic book supervillain, the Joker, based on the portrayal by Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.[4] Alkhateeb has said the image was not intended to make a political statement.[5] He uploaded the image to the photo-sharing website Flickr, from where it was downloaded by an unknown individual who added the caption "socialism".[6][7]

“Unknown individual”. LOL.

Darwin Watterson · May 29, 2016

"Obamatrons?"

DV 259 · May 29, 2016

Darwin Watterson said:
"Obamatrons?"

Obamatron’s grandpa confirmed.

bacterium · May 29, 2016

So far this is the best I've found regarding the comic: http://www.comiccollectorlive.com/i...8/Kiss-You-Wanted-the-Best-You-Got-the-Best-1

It lists him as an artist, and its the only work linked to him. Also, there are like 20 writers and artists, so they each probably had like a page or two.

Also, the site I typically use for comics crashed a while back and thry are still relisting everything, otherwise they would probably have it.

The do have one series listed, but I don't think that comic is part of it:
Http://www.comix4free.com/2016/05/21/kiss-psycho-circus-1-31-complete-series-1997-2000
I get throttled after so much data use, and don't care for kiss, but if someone wants to give it a shot

bacterium · May 29, 2016

FisterSister said:
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0d/6f/dc/0d6fdc86733bcedf039c8f187e2dd029.jpg
Why is he so proud of it?
Also his pinterest if anyone wants it.

That idgaf look when on the inside he is clearly jumping up and down because his stolen image ended up on fox news.

DV 259 · May 29, 2016

bacterium said:
So far this is the best I've found regarding the comic: http://www.comiccollectorlive.com/i...8/Kiss-You-Wanted-the-Best-You-Got-the-Best-1

It lists him as an artist, and its the only work linked to him. Also, there are like 20 writers and artists, so they each probably had like a page or two.

Also, the site I typically use for comics crashed a while back and thry are still relisting everything, otherwise they would probably have it.

The do have one series listed, but I don't think that comic is part of it:
Http://www.comix4free.com/2016/05/21/kiss-psycho-circus-1-31-complete-series-1997-2000
I get throttled after so much data use, and don't care for kiss, but if someone wants to give it a shot

I dug around the comicbookdb page and (much to my surprise,) he didn’t add himself as a penciller. I forget where I saw it, tbh fam, I dug that link up a week ago, but somewhere along the line, it came up that he was credited because one of “his” pictures in some form appeared in the comic.

The comic itself was a free thing given out in issue #86 of Wizard magazine. I don’t even think it’s a full issue.

Alec Benson Leary · May 29, 2016

Darwin Watterson said:
Looks like this thread's kinda quieted down along with him. Wonder why that is? He's still here, after all. What's wrong, Eddie? Too triggered to speak?

I wonder if he finally realized after 62 pages that he was only shooting himself in the foot every time he opened his mouth here.

But it's probably not that, because if 52 years didn't teach him, 62 pages won't.

VJ 120 · May 29, 2016

He's probably furiously typing up a manifesto on Blogspot about how he's suing KiwiFarms for copyright infringement for having his PATENTED AND COPYRIGHTED porn pictures (that he himself posted) up on their forums. Followed by him chimping out and sending fake lawyer letters every 30 seconds.

I really really feel sorry for any ex girlfriends of his. If he's this bad over the smallest of perceived slights, I can't imagine how obsessive and creepy he gets when someone makes the sane decision to cut him out of their life. That report about how he treated his ex with their kid in tow was fucking terrifying :cryblood:

Darwin Watterson · May 29, 2016

I don't wanna say too much because I don't wanna ruin the surprise (or get your guys' hopes up and then have it not pan out), but I've got something big planned for this thread that'll hopefully come to fruition within the next few days. Fingers crossed.

DV 259 · May 29, 2016

More digging today, found 17 more blogspot blogs run by Eddie and abandoned after a single post (edited into this bigass info drop post). A majority of his porn blogs feature pictures/gifs taken from different sources that don’t feature him at all, but since they don’t show a face and these blogs are all self-promoting, one can assume that he wants the reader to believe these are stills from his “1000+” scenes or shoots.

The blogspot count, as of Sunday, May 29th, 2016 - 44. Forty-fucking-four.

Continuing with the theme of him always half-assing everything or constant self-promotion, his “musician stage name” of “Bernard Edwards” was also the name of a Grammy award-winning bassist, singer, songwriter and producer, known for his work with the disco band, Chic, as well as The Power Station. This goes along with the theme of him appropriating names that are similar (or exactly the fucking same) as other businesses and people in an attempt to ride their coattails.

He’s bragged about “working” with well-known porn star, “Jada Fires”, whose actual stage name is Jada Fire. He’s referred to her as “Jada Fires” too many times for it to be a simple typo. Generally, if you’re friends with someone, or at least are on friendly terms, you’d know their fucking name, especially if you’re trying to market yourself having worked with them.

Sidenote, this made me laugh while I was googling:

Oh - and for the record, I barely even looked at any of his blogspots, because you generally don’t have to, since his “Emerald City Records of Beverly Hills” and “Pornstarbrand of Beverly Hills” logos are always prominent at the top of the right-hand column. Every single one of his blogspots have the same layout, too.

EDIT: Ai kant spel gud.

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