Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph's Powerchat Donations - ITZ CALLED A CONTRIBUTION RAND!!!1!

[LanceHaver]

Post the raw text you faggot nigger, no one wants to download that shit

I tried you fucking HATER of the RALPHAMALE

But it killed the page and crashed it.

ANOTHER W FOR THE RALPHAMALE

I just posted it, look back a few posts. Afraid to edit it now cuz it deleted itself before

 

[Sprate Header]

Ok looked through the json and wrote a quick php script, he made $190,129.28 since 11/16/2021.

Is that including or excluding test donos?

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Ok looked through the json and wrote a quick php script, he made $190,129.28 since 11/16/2021.

"Where did all the money go?"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

TXT executables

lol
lmao

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

I tried you fucking HATER of the RALPHAMALE

But it killed the page and crashed it.

You've already done the Lord's work today.
Now quick, delete your account change your password to gibberish and log out.
Before Ralph call's the Cyber Police!
(from Mexico, first thing tomorrow, once he's had half a bottle of tequila and 6 Xanax)

 

[FederalInvestigation]

"Where did all the money go?"

More like where did all the money come from? He has maybe 200 people who watch his streams who arent there to shit on him. Those numbers cany be real, can they? I'm willing to speculate on the many ways he could get 100.000 a year but one of them isn't donos.
If those numbers are real people should be fucking ashamed of what they spend their money on.

 

[LanceHaver]

So there are 81 donations for 50USD with the "test" payment method set. It looks like for fake donos he probably used Stripe or something like that, unless I am misunderstanding something.

We need a language analyst in here to figure out which dono names are his

 

[free_protons4u]

Is that including or excluding test donos?

How do you know which ones are tests?

 

[LanceHaver]

How do you know which ones are tests?

I figured it out, he made 4k in test donos, 81 x 50USD. Now we need to figure out which are his fake donos, but I dunno how tbh

 

[free_protons4u]

I figured it out, he made 4k in test donos, 81 x 50USD. Now we need to figure out which are his fake donos, but I dunno how tbh

Someone in the sperg chat pointed out that payment_platform won't be stripe so I only counted the ones that are stripe.

The updated figure is $169,806.91.

Powerchat gets 20% so close to $34,000.

And then he has to pay taxes and - if he does it properly (e.g. not illegally) he has to pay both parts of social security and medicare since he's self-employed.

He makes a decent living, I'm surprised, but he's definitely not balling.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I figured it out, he made 4k in test donos, 81 x 50USD. Now we need to figure out which are his fake donos, but I dunno how tbh

Someone will, I thihnk they're labeled TEST or something. Stripe is real.

When looking at the total legit donos remember this is from 2021 to present and before taxes, Powerchat's cut and Cozy's cut. No wonder he fled to Mexico to live, it's probably barely minimum wage.

 

[WutangLee]

More like where did all the money come from? He has maybe 200 people who watch his streams who arent there to shit on him. Those numbers cany be real, can they? I'm willing to speculate on the many ways he could get 100.000 a year but one of them isn't donos.
If those numbers are real people should be fucking ashamed of what they spend their money on.

If the existence of Chaggot is anything to go buy, these last few gunt guards are the last core of very socially secluded die hards that only have Ethan Ralph in their life or it may just be AF leftovers.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Court cases.
Family life in the shitter
No real friends
No money
Hopelessly addicted to booze, drugs, and gambling
Has to beg for three day vacations
Pawpaw's ring is rotting his finger off
Ran to Mexico to avoid his troubles
Stuck in a Mexican Crack Shack with a hideous mare and screaming child he hates
Servamania was a bust
Barely any viewers on Cozy
On constant Pillstreams since his sham marriage
Each stream he looks like he's one step closer to dying.
Banned on Twitter
Leaked his own password he uses for pretty much everything
His PowerChat is now owned by the Broke Dick Farms
Eats shit
Fat

Call me crazy, but I don't think this is what Ralph had in mind when he talks about Five Star Days.

 

[LanceHaver]

Someone in the sperg chat pointed out that payment_platform won't be stripe so I only counted the ones that are stripe.

The updated figure is $169,806.91.

Powerchat gets 20% so close to $34,000.

And then he has to pay taxes and - if he does it properly (e.g. not illegally) he has to pay both parts of social security and medicare since he's self-employed.

He makes a decent living, I'm surprised, but he's definitely not balling.

Nah, all the test donos just have 'test message'. I think he legitimately sent payments to himself via Stripe for his fake chats.

 

[free_protons4u]

Okay so I was rejecting many valid payment_platforms including paypal and litecoin.

So I changed it now so I ONLY excluded "test"

The total is $186,079.28.

20% of that is $37,200 so that's Powerchat's cut.

And then taxes, blah blah blah.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nah, all the test donos just have 'test message'. I think he legitimately sent payments to himself via Stripe for his fake chats.

No way he'd pay those extra fees if he can just do the TEST thing for the same effect. He was making OK money for a single guy in bumfuck nowhere but not for someone with two kids, a wife and ex-wife. Not to mention his crippling alcohol, drug and gambling addictions. Or the random multi-thousand $$$ legal bills every couple months.

Ethan Ralph is right fucked.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

where are his gay craigslist emails

 

[Londo]

Okay - have tested the test feature of Powerchat, and only messaged marked with "TEST" are through the control panel. That doesn't, however, stop him from using a card or wallet to pay for fake donos.

test​

2023-02-14 07:28 GMT​

Test​

$15.00​

Test

test​

2023-02-14 07:25 GMT​

theralphretort​

$3.00​

Test

test​

2023-02-14 07:24 GMT​

theralphretort​

$3.00​

You're a fucking idiot Ralph

test​

2023-02-14 04:39 GMT​

Test User​

$50.00​

Test Message

 

[LanceHaver]

No way he'd pay those extra fees if he can just do the TEST thing for the same effect. He was making OK money for a single guy in bumfuck nowhere but not for someone with two kids, a wife and ex-wife. Not to mention his crippling alcohol, drug and gambling addictions. Or the random multi-thousand $$$ legal bills every couple months.

Ethan Ralph is right fucked.

Maybe we were wrong bros... and all the donos were legit

 

[Londo]

Maybe we were wrong bros... and all the donos were legit

Even so, that's fuck all money compared to what he brags about