🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

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AltisticRight said:
That DOES NOT look like a 5-star estate, Ethan.
God, what a grizzly hole to live in,
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Aw, I've been poor all my life so it honestly doesn't look that bad to me lol. I'd live there 😅
BUT, it's embarrassing for someone who brags about earning 6 figures a year, being world traveler, shows off how he buys brand name shit & only has 5 star days.
 
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Interestingly Ralph emigrated to the epicentre of the Chicxulub Impact Event, AKA the BIG ONE that wiped out the dinosaurs. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
 

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The houses are extremely close to each other (there is minimal separation with the house on the right, almost like a townhouse), so the neighbors are for sure hearing Ralph sperging out at all hours during of the day. Raging at the Internet, at Mantsu, at the baby, and screeching about Harry, Metokur, etc.
I wonder what the poor Mexican family living next door thinks about the situation.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
So now, on top of doxxing his donors, leaking his password, losing his twitter, and denouncing AF, he also has to move again?

I bet he can't afford another move, but at least he could go out on the streets of Meridia and offer to suck dick for spare change since he's out of the closet.
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Do not forget being snaked on by Dick.
 
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It's suddenly occured to me.

If Ralph is a legal resident of Mexico (yes, I know he says a lot of things) as he claims, what implications does that have for the Superchatmobile 2.0?
 
darkprince56 said:
Aw, I've been poor all my life so it honestly doesn't look that bad to me lol. I'd live there 😅
BUT, it's embarrassing for someone who brags about earning 6 figures a year, world traveler & buys brand name shit
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Did you not see the bunk bed? The Brazilian tranny that made bootleg HRT has a better place of resident.

Anyway, Ethan Ralph like the worthless fat bum he is, chose to stay at a furnished hovel. He doesn't have any good furniture to haul around.

He only has Nora's dildo, Faith's Disney dress and his bowling trophy. Maybe his Mama's powder is finally with him now. If you can't drive her to dialysis, you can probably drive her Sandra.zip from whatever crap wrasslin venue to Mexico.
 
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