Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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The filter helps, but even so, he looks better here than anywhere he's had styling input. The size of his hat and scarf bring his head into proportion. If he has that flat middle part, we can't see it. The relaxed silhouette looks more natural on him than the ~sexy hyperfemme costumes he favors. RIP his original nose.



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What's wrong with him? It's only called "The Coward's They" in his nanoscopic Twitter niche; of course an outsider would object to being called a coward and push back. But Choob is psychologically incapable of respecting other perspectives when he's decided that one way — his way — is the only good and right way. So better fritz out with nonsensical insults than admit that "they" is in most situations used with good intent.

Raphael, for one, is clearly coming at this with good intent. Just look at the kind of ally he is:

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But it's never enough, is it? You can accept their tenets, pay the tithes, let them spit in your face while you stick by them, and still never win their satisfaction. Nothing less than pouring your whole self into the shapes they currently prefer will save you from the shame of the transphobic sticker. Still, Raphael tries.

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Raph is exactly the kind of let's all be kind to each other liberal that trans activists need to keep in their corner in order to have any influence on law and society. Stupid of the current set to put a bitter taste in his mouth. But many of them — like Princess Abs — are incentivized not to effect political change so much as convert outrage into personal influence, so I suppose it's worth it by their selfish calculations to repel normies in exchange for more cultish fans.

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What the fuck did the retoucher do to his face? That doesn't even look like Ollie, and his eyes are pitched in two different directions
quite the pair together aint they?
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its pretty funny, the little quote that he gives

"Jess is a trans woman, shes the first freindly face Django see's.."

because its so clearly the entirety of the little brief that
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Imagine if every actor with a similar sized minor roles was giving it all this every time, L O L
 
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For some reason he's decided spaghetti-arms are a really good look.
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The giant he-man chin/jaw and the tiny twisted Cheerio mouth lmao

I'm amazed he's even got a promo image for this Major Character. Do you think he begged for it?
The production aimed for a diverse casting, so giving him a promo shot is just par for the course
 
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The filter helps, but even so, he looks better here than anywhere he's had styling input. The size of his hat and scarf bring his head into proportion. If he has that flat middle part, we can't see it. The relaxed silhouette looks more natural on him than the ~sexy hyperfemme costumes he favors. RIP his original nose.
I would agree he looks better in general, but this is one of the most mannish pictures in the thread. His face looks like a big white wall.

Also, it gives me immense amusement that his apparent goal in life is to look like a slutty version of Brittany Sellner (née Pettibone):

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I would agree he looks better in general, but this is one of the most mannish pictures in the thread. His face looks like a big white wall.

Also, it gives me immense amusement that his apparent goal in life is to look like a slutty version of Brittany Sellner (née Pettibone):

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He looks mannish on his own, but put him next to a female and jfc it goes from glaring to blinding. His brow bone and chin are so thick in comparison to hers. His receding hairline is tragically hilarious next to a woman with a naturally high hairline. (Even the shape at which male hair recedes is quite distinct compared to a woman whose hair is thinning at the hairline, so he's got no chance next to a woman with no thinning.) You can even see some extra thick bone in the top right of his forehead.

The pink/red filter glow he's put on his photo also adds a smack of boiled ham aesthetic to complete the gammon-like look for him.
 
The giant he-man chin/jaw and the tiny twisted Cheerio mouth lmao

I'm amazed he's even got a promo image for this Major Character. Do you think he begged for it?
I was thinking about that- he might have had a promo image, or he might have been able to get a screencap or one of the images from set and slung someone a few quid to jüshz it up, so he has his little..package to present, lol.

I've noticed troons regularly put weird horrrible red/purple lighting in their pictures? Kevin gibes does. like, he even makes a point of saying he had to wait til his purple light worked- while presenting it next to a less awful picture of him in normal tones.
it looks terrible. i dont get how they dont get that.
 
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For some reason he's decided spaghetti-arms are a really good look.
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Maybe I'm out of touch with the latex fetish community but if you were going to go for something a bit more familiar to the wider public wouldn't you default to the black and white rather than the strange and vaguely 80s sci-fi med-bay uniform? Just a thought. Also, like people have pointed out, that piece of shit gold face tattoo/henna thing looks atrocious and his sets are so poorly lit that it really does resemble some sort of scarring or burn mark. Just incompetent.

The only time Ollie can hope to pull a fast one is when he's manipulating camera angles and making liberal use of bisexual lighting. These flat, dull, medium close-ups do him zero favours but unfortunately because he's obviously a lad no matter where you place the lens he's just fucked unless he decides to invest more in better lighting and make-up.

Also, who wore it better:

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That is some epic level of narcissism I didn’t even know existed. Whose muse does he think he is?
who knows. I think it’s his attempt to fully realize his dream of becoming contra, who was his muse. In order for choob to be contra, he’d have to also become a muse too?? In his twisted little mind

Basically he’s only the muse of us chubelets though. And the pooners, who are so scared he’s gonna rape them that they channel their distress into a unique art collection
 
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