Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

This is exactly why Nick should've never advertised Locals as an alternative to superchats. The moment he explained how paying for Locals would be not only a bargain, but an even better alternative to superchats, he should have expected his revenue to go down. Why would I pay for individual questions at $20 each (if I want it answered relatively soon) when I can spam as many as I want for $5?

Nick is probably fine with that. In the past he said he would rather be paid by Rumble and Locals than rely on PayPigs. I think we can see why.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

<...> My opinion being reliance on paypigs is what makes the viewership unhealthy. See George and the FNT people as a good example. He would routinely drop hundreds of dollars a stream until one time they ignored a chat.<...>

Funny you should make that example. I just happened to have watched the first FNT Alex Jones stream the day before yesterday. All the "WOOHOO GEORGE CLAPCLAPCLAP" reactions weirded me out a bit. Is that the same George? Did he get pissy he wasn't properly recognized once?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is probably fine with that. In the past he said he would rather be paid by Rumble and Locals than rely on PayPigs. I think we can see why.

I agree, but I bet what Rumble was really after was some of that super chat money. It's not like the night shows gather massive audiences compared to other streamers, but they did gather massive super chat revenue. Nick has been open about the fact that he got a YT rep at much lower subscriber counts than other channels because he was making a ton of super chat money and YT wanted to talk about how he was doing it.

Does the world's top social media expert not realize that the chances of this deal getting renewed are much higher if he can actually demonstrate an ability to drive growth in "Rumble Rants" or whatever?

 

[200MB]

Funny you should make that example. I just happened to have watched the first FNT Alex Jones stream the day before yesterday. All the "WOOHOO GEORGE CLAPCLAPCLAP" reactions weirded me out a bit. Is that the same George? Did he get pissy he wasn't properly recognized once?

Yeah that's the same George. He would shell out upwards of $500+ every stream, to the point it became an inside "joke" to scream "GEORGE!" anytime they received a large super chat. He ended up leveraging the attention/self promotion he got from being their prize winning pay hog into a fairly successful youtube channel by the looks of it. I think he's even been on the critical drinkers podcast a few times. As far as getting pissy im not sure, he doesnt seem to super chat nearly as much as he used to though.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Hi All -
I'm catching up and will post 2-3 things tonight because Locals last night was WILD. Hydro sperged out on Nick about free speech and, well, me. I've got a lot of receipts and evidence that Nick is just making shit up, atp. He is reaching epic levels of pussy.

In the mean time... MrStirFry99 clearly knows he's been doxxed by the Farms and is just owning it:

As a final note, it seems that the mainstays of the LOCALS community have fractured into smaller on FB, DISCORD, and the like for more private discussions. Any leads on these, their locations, URLs, and organisers would be appreciated. Just point me in a direction, and I can take it from there...

Several have just changed their handles.. Not sure how that's gonna help considering all the historical over-sharing and TOS violation screenshots I have caught but, sure, guys, rock yourselves out.

But, yes, many have left. I'm gonna start tracking how many people are in chat to see if it's really declining.

Also, might be a coincidence but when this exodus and handle changing happened Cory (Cgoody - Admin) has gone dark and both Mandy and Nick were expressing concern last night.

Then again, Cory's a pretty serious weed/Rx user and often goes dark.

Emily is on top and Nick on bottom. He is making 77% of the money but only has 33% of the superchats. Nick probably doesn't care as it means less work for him but it does show how unhealthy the viewership has gotten.

True but the viewer # issue has gotta hit hard....

Today - ngl made me laugh:

(Panzer is Black, fwiw)

Also, I tracked last Thursday's viewer numbers around 5PM Eastern - Murdaugh trial on a day when Law & Lumber was streaming it.

Emily D Baker: 44K Viewers (on 692K subs)
Law & Lumber: 16K Viwers (on 189 subs) !!!!!
Rekieta Law: 8K Viewers combined Rumble and YT (on 477K subs on YT + 118K subs on YT - probs lots of overlap)

Good thing he got that contract...

Edit: Grammar/typo

 

[ForTheHoard]

"I could be a friend to you . . ."

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Does this count as Mutt's Law?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So I trawled through the spreadsheet provided by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and found some lunacy from Nick himself. I apologize for the format. I ended up taking screenshots of the spreadsheet.

First we start with Nick announcing to his chat that he's taking a shower. To which a locals responds and Nick provides

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Spoiler: Nick selfie in shower

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Then a little bit later, Nick's favorite comes into chat and Nick (jokingly) asks for tit pics:
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Spoiler: Don't click on this

Spoiler: I'm not liable

Spoiler: get eye bleach ready

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To locals members who question why we're paying attention to the chat, THIS is why. Nick's lolcow tendencies are exacerbated by chat. That's where the hilarity is.

Yes. This is the kind of thing that makes it entertaining--being able (for many) to salvage enjoyment of something ruined by re=directing the comedic focus. Nick used to make the jokes, but now he IS the joke.

This needs to be a cutout overlayed over a picture of a prison shower with numerous muscular black men standing behind rackets.


It's pretty much assured that Nick will be facing disciplinary action soon. Nobody likes an asshole. His luck has run out.

He will probably get some mandatory CLE, a write-up in his file, and nothing worse--if anything. No big deal for a lawyer who practices; much less one that does not.

Look at Chris Hook and how extreme he went, but he got little worse.

His (Rekieta’s) sexual walkabouts where he gets handjobs and so forth while married is a pretty good insight into him. It’s not cheating because he doesn’t penetrate, a very lawyerly standard, but it goes back to thus red flag: how can he put up any moral authority while he’s unwilling to even distance himself from this filth?

How can he tell a college girl who has acquired 5 new bodies in the past semester to not do that? That saving herself will be worth it?

Where is this Mormon heresy coming from? Is nick saying that handies are not cheating, unironically? Did I miss this?

It's totally anecdotal, but I don't really see any of the names in the chat that I remember from years ago. A few examples: AngryBaneling has vanished, Aggrolith has stopped making his timestamps, all the modded chat shills except for CGoody are nowhere to be seen, and I don't recognize most of superchatting users' names these days. I (again, anecdotal, personal opinion, yadda-yadda-yadda) don't think much of the old audience is superchatting anymore. I know I'm not.

Spoiler: Off-topic

Slapping's still a thing? Huh. Seemed like a classic fad.
I used to watch slapping clips on penguinz0. I still only know of slapping through his "commentary." Does he even cover slapping tournaments anymore?

You are not the only one. A lot of the big paypigs use to pal around in the DISCORD, and that has been a ghost town since the GREAT COOMENING SPLOOGE PURGE. Nick also said right before he brought it back that he was 'going to be more active' there. Well... that was a fucking lie...

This is exactly why Nick should've never advertised Locals as an alternative to superchats. The moment he explained how paying for Locals would be not only a bargain, but an even better alternative to superchats, he should have expected his revenue to go down. Why would I pay for individual questions at $20 each (if I want it answered relatively soon) when I can spam as many as I want for $5?

Nick is probably fine with that. In the past he said he would rather be paid by Rumble and Locals than rely on PayPigs. I think we can see why.

I agree, but I bet what Rumble was really after was some of that super chat money. It's not like the night shows gather massive audiences compared to other streamers, but they did gather massive super chat revenue. Nick has been open about the fact that he got a YT rep at much lower subscriber counts than other channels because he was making a ton of super chat money and YT wanted to talk about how he was doing it.

Does the world's top social media expert not realize that the chances of this deal getting renewed are much higher if he can actually demonstrate an ability to drive growth in "Rumble Rants" or whatever?

This is the problem with his model and the negative reinforcement of a hugbox: you think everything is fine because people are telling you that you are GREAT! You lose perspective and fail to realise that instead of having 100 fans, you just have 10 rabid parasocial stalkers.

I think the decline in SC and RR revenue can be linked directly to Nick's pivot away from his basic model that MADE him successful: engaging with the chat and reading EVERY SUPERCHAT. It used to be a self-reinforcing cycle: Read superchat-give attention-encourage other chat, then rinse and repeat. With all the contract money Nick (self-admittedly lazy) has no incentive to engage with the chat (outside LOCALS) so he is just sitting and joking about with the same 80 people over and over without giving a reason for people to try to join the group.

Nick used to be Internet Boomer Next Door, but now he is Popular kid surrounded by sycophants and unapproachable. Why give him money? Why would he WANT to get new people in when his paycheck is already guarenteed?

Hi All -
I'm catching up and will post 2-3 things tonight because Locals last night was WILD. Hydro sperged out on Nick about free speech and, well, me. I've got a lot of receipts and evidence that Nick is just making shit up, atp. He is reaching epic levels of pussy.

In the mean time... MrStirFry99 clearly knows he's been doxxed by the Farms and is just owning it:

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Several have just changed their handles.. Not sure how that's gonna help considering all the historical over-sharing and TOS violation screenshots I have caught but, sure, guys, rock yourselves out. (I hope you're capturing those old chats, Himedall.)

But, yes, many have left. I'm gonna start tracking how many people are in chat to see if it's really declining.

Also, might be a coincidence but when this exodus and handle changing happened Cory (Cgoody - Admin) has gone dark and both Mandy and Nick were expressing concern last night.
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Then again, Cory's a pretty serious weed/Rx user and often goes dark.


True but the viewer # issue has gotta hit hard....

Today - ngl made me laugh:
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(Panzer is Black, fwiw)

Also, I tracked last Thursday's viewer numbers around 5PM Eastern - Murdaugh trial on a day when Law & Lumber was streaming it.

Emily D Baker: 44K Viewers (on 692K subs)
Law & Lumber: 16K Viwers (on 189 subs) !!!!!
Rekieta Law: 8K Viewers combined Rumble and YT (on 477K subs on YT + 118K subs on YT - probs lots of overlap)

Good thing he got that contract...

Edit: Grammar/typo

I will be putting out the archive as soon as the chat ends.

Active chatter count is something I could easily add as a feature to V 1.3. It will go onto the list with the other improvements I want to make.

The viewer numbers on Rumble and YouTube over a few months would be an interesting metric to track. I would be careful in drawing too many conclusions unless the revenue drops with it. Nick was never HUGE except when there were big events happening. He just was able to get more per viewer in revenue than most from his niche audience. Time will tell how that fares...

 

[Trianon]

Also, I tracked last Thursday's viewer numbers around 5PM Eastern - Murdaugh trial on a day when Law & Lumber was streaming it.

Emily D Baker: 44K Viewers (on 692K subs)
Law & Lumber: 16K Viwers (on 189 subs) !!!!!
Rekieta Law: 8K Viewers combined Rumble and YT (on 477K subs on YT + 118K subs on YT - probs lots of overlap)

Good thing he got that contract...

Edit: Grammar/typo

Law & Lumber was mostly just streaming that day because Emily had to leave to catch a flight, so he streamed the last hour of court. Most of those views are just spillover from her sending her viewers his way.

Emily also had a bit of whiskey Friday and mostly just started getting louder and more annoyed with the prosecution. Still stayed on topic and didn't start demanding nudes in the chat.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick should probably enjoy that contract money while it lasts.
Something tells me it won't be getting renewed.
He had a great opportunity fall in his lap and instead of recognizing it for the opportunity it was he's squandering it by using it as an excuse to be a lazy ungrateful asshole.
If I was an exec at Rumble I'd be wondering what exactly I was paying him for, something tells me they only offered him that contract because what he was doing at YouTube was successful and they wanted a piece of it, but as soon as he got it signed he basically came right out and said now he had the contract he had no incentive to work and so would be doing what he wanted, which was to be a lazy gross coomer with his Leather Shop and their fluffers.
New and old viewers alike that were there for "lawsplaining" and not dried up harridans posting their spotty asses and Balldo washers simping for them have no incentive to keep watching and he's doing nothing to keep or build an audience.
It could be argued he's abusing the terms of the contract, and I think the fact Rumble aren't promoting his show, leaving him off the front page is their way of trying to indicate their displeasure.
Of course Nick, being the petulant alcoholic child he is will just dig his heels in the more people tell him what he's doing isn't working.
I think Rumble have realized signing this chode was a mistake, and I'd be amazed if they renew it.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nick should probably enjoy that contract money while it lasts.
Something tells me it won't be getting renewed.
He had a great opportunity fall in his lap and instead of recognizing it for the opportunity it was he's squandering it by using it as an excuse to be a lazy ungrateful asshole.
If I was an exec at Rumble I'd be wondering what exactly I was paying him for, something tells me they only offered him that contract because what he was doing at YouTube was successful and they wanted a piece of it, but as soon as he got it signed he basically came right out and said now he had the contract he had no incentive to work and so would be doing what he wanted, was be a lazy gross coomer with his Leather Shop and their fluffers.
New and old viewers alike that were there for "lawsplaining" and not dried up harridans posting their spotty asses and Balldo washers simping for them have no incentive to keep watching and he's doing nothing to keep or build an audience.
It could be argued he's abusing the terms of the contract, and I think the fact Rumble aren't promoting his show, leaving him off the front page is their way of trying to indicate their displeasure.
Of course Nick, being the petulant alcoholic child he is will just dig his heels in the more people tell him what he's doing isn't working.
I think Rumble have realized signing this chode was a mistake, and I'd be amazed if they renew it.

It's the identical pattern to his living off of his grandfather's money. Ungrateful, puts the time and resources to no good use, squanders the money and time he was given, descends further into a self created degenerate despair.
I have no sympathy at all for Rekieta and his hypocrisy, arrogance and effeminate dweebery are ugly.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's the identical pattern to his living off of his grandfather's money. Ungrateful, puts the time and resources to no good use, squanders the money and time he was given, descends further into a self created degenerate despair.
I have no sympathy at all for Rekieta and his hypocrisy, arrogance and effeminate dweebery are ugly.

He's just lucky he doesn't have hardcore Aylaawgs like Wingo and DSP attract, something tells me Nicks coombrained drunken ass in his pornsick state would be susceptible to being catfished or something equally as fucked up, if he ever got a serious group of detractors that didn't have our no contact rules he's drunk and stupid enough to face plant his way into a scheme that could ruin him. He's been lucky that he was fairly highly thought of before but now he's a fully fledged lolcow he's entered new territory, this year is likely to have some of the funniest Rekieta content to date if he doesn't regain his sanity, and that's becoming an ever more distant memory.
He'll never get his respect back, he is forever the "Balldo Lawyer" from this point on, but I don't think he realizes just how much worse it could get if he keeps up his coom obsessed retarded antics. All it takes is one of the people at these fag bars he goes to to be monogamous with our wife to make him as a rich mark, and he could be in a lot more shit than just being laughed at by Farmers.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's just lucky he doesn't have hardcore Aylaawgs like Wingo and DSP attract, something tells me Nicks coombrained drunken ass in his pornsick state would be susceptible to being catfished or something equally as fucked up, if he ever got a serious group of detractors that didn't have our no contact rules he's drunk and stupid enough to face plant his way into a scheme that could ruin him. He's been lucky that he was fairly highly thought of before but now he's a fully fledged lolcow he's entered new territory, this year is likely to have some of the funniest Rekieta content to date if he doesn't regain his sanity, and that's becoming an ever more distant memory.
He'll never get his respect back, he is forever the "Balldo Lawyer" from this point on, but I don't think he realizes just how much worse it could get if he keeps up his coom obsessed retarded antics. All it takes is one of the people at these fag bars he goes to to be monogamous with our wife to make him as a rich mark, and he could be a lot more shit than just being laughed at by Farmers.

The ghost of Chiristamas future would like a word with Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Monday Night Chat archive and happenings...

Hope you like the new format. MUCH better IMO. You can really follow the flow of conversation MUCH better!

I left out the Sydney Watson chat and other topics that seemed boring.


hydropx takes the contrarian view

Spoiler: Based and Kiwi pilled or no? Or is it just being drunk?

jrh5200​

you gave cynthia your account, didn't you...​

NONE​

“I will bet that some female has her nd @RekietaLaw DM archived and he didnt say nothing wrong but he saw her ass lmao”

['NONE']​

459445a4-dfd3-1ff0-44af-72bacbcc8c74​

2023-02-13 23:05:04​

hydropx​

women archive alll conversations​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

682ef804-50bf-ad67-cedd-9c78d5f0787d​

2023-02-13 23:18:28​

hydropx​

like it said he may delete them, but they archive it, someday nick will be exposed, maybe im wrong lmao, but how they show their body, im sure im not​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

43d3e7d1-c2e7-410f-3f4f-03900046daba​

2023-02-13 23:07:06​

hydropx​

Nigga you banned Cynthia because people DM you​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

d1b7f34e-db91-7023-f7b7-79c78af78558​

2023-02-14 00:03:22​

Charlie101101​

Wrong​

NONE​

“Nigga you banned Cynthia because people DM you ”

['NONE']​

6c38e692-6dac-4587-899d-9a05dedda5bf​

2023-02-14 00:03:37​

hydropx​

he did, @RekietaLaw went out his ways to listen people like art and other and he banned Cynthia​

NONE​

“Wrong”

['NONE']​

eacc7535-b844-4d16-968a-8abb780feb22​

2023-02-14 00:04:30​

Buzzion​

Stop listening to the kiwi fags for your info.​

NONE​

“he did, @RekietaLaw went out his ways to listen people like art and other and he banned Cynthia ”

['NONE']​

e2aa36a5-a6c4-4f58-8773-8f2bd36e7383​

2023-02-14 00:05:22​

LWMcReynolds​

Hydro, you're really proving yourself to be a clueless motherfucker tonight​

NONE​

“he did, @RekietaLaw went out his ways to listen people like art and other and he banned Cynthia ”

['NONE']​

0d261bd2-4f11-40e6-8b08-89ed4d5b30f2​

hydropx​

@RekietaLaw has women and fags whom DM him and i cant wait for that shit to bite him in the ass for being a fag​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

3072bf92-3fa2-e0ed-d3e1-aac22cc8f6a4​

2023-02-14 00:05:41​

hydropx​

Nah, bitch fag lied @RekietaLaw in the DM and like a fag he fell for it​

NONE​

“Hydro, you're really proving yourself to be a clueless motherfucker tonight”

['NONE']​

a178f580-83bd-982a-3e77-f8ca84353bba​

2023-02-14 00:06:29​

hydropx​

@RekietaLaw try to get me to DM him, but I would never, he such a fag for people who DM him​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

890a0647-3a55-6f82-7b04-47c81ae80695​

2023-02-14 00:07:30​

hydropx​

the same people @RekietaLaw went out of his way to please and banned Cynthia they arent even around, show how much of a fag he is​

NONE​

NONE

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932b261f-cb62-ac93-8a1c-3026042dbfd4​

2023-02-14 00:10:18​

Katie_Mac_Queen​

That’s not what happened at ALL.​

NONE​

“he did, @RekietaLaw went out his ways to listen people like art and other and he banned Cynthia ”

['NONE']​

d2ea9d84-695e-43cc-adb2-36fd033f0d8c​

2023-02-14 00:10:18​

hydropx​

it is, I know, @RekietaLaw is a huge fag​

NONE​

“That’s not what happened at ALL.”

['NONE']​

06b43129-c28d-86e3-7c49-aadeb2f37092​

2023-02-14 00:10:52​

LWMcReynolds​

*

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“the same people @RekietaLaw went out of his way to please and banned Cynthia they arent even around, show how much of a fag he is”

['NONE']​

14fdf837-101d-4c11-83d5-f27742839a8b​

2023-02-14 00:11:21​

KevinInABQ​

Because they're harassed almost every time they're here. Perhaps STFU.​

NONE​

“the same people @RekietaLaw went out of his way to please and banned Cynthia they arent even around, show how much of a fag he is”

['NONE']​

bbcdcc78-f4a8-4275-ab23-dafb52d77c55​

2023-02-14 00:11:31​

hydropx​

so what they exposed the doxed themselves, Again @RekietaLaw is the fag who DM people and support their lies​

NONE​

“Because they're harassed almost every time they're here. Perhaps STFU.”

['NONE']​

2bfc6f93-ea6b-8fd3-deae-8a2f872b6d0b​

2023-02-14 00:12:40​

Sally78​

Cynthia hacked his account​

NONE​

“hydro just mad all the time these days, big cringe”

['NONE']​

59c9c960-7024-4f08-91c8-dd641b9f4dce​

2023-02-14 01:34:14​

hydropx​

its fine, ya dont want to believe it, nick has his lil fans who DM him all the time telling him how to change the chat​

NONE​

“you're one shit-for-brains individual. dude just explained why she was banned and you continue with the story you made up in you pea-sized brain”

['NONE']​

be103fc1-8b9a-6b19-916d-6b16e53e85ef​

2023-02-14 02:09:31​

RekietaLaw​

You're so retarded. Cynthia did this more than anyone.​

NONE​

“its fine, ya dont want to believe it, nick has his lil fans who DM him all the time telling him how to change the chat”

['NONE']​

7f7c7f6f-368a-413a-85dd-11f60b8c7b88​

2023-02-14 03:12:15​

hydropx​

nigga shut up, i moved on trying to listen to msuic​

NONE​

“You're so retarded. Cynthia did this more than anyone.”

['NONE']​

995c5db8-55dc-2906-e366-1ccedc356fd8​

2023-02-14 03:12:44​

hydropx​

fuck you, ive been drinking lol​

NONE​

“Nigga caint even spell music....”

['NONE']​

9a2d5b15-1070-3b4b-5372-b46eacbf60a5​

2023-02-14 03:13:32​

Mandy_K​

OH SO THAT EXPLAINS IT. DONT WORRY GUYS HES JUST DRUNK. IT'LL BE OPKAY​

NONE​

“fuck you, ive been drinking lol”

['NONE']​

d562ab54-e4e4-0203-762d-c1f86341de5e​

Begun, the clip channel wars have...

AgBiochemist​

I knew that. I prefer law nerd clips. At least that individual is funny​

NONE​

“Elissa is a clipper. Wouldn't know how to create original content to save retard/fag/nigger's life.”

['NONE']​

c0dc7d80-5c8b-4d2b-93d9-f5f079eaf8b9​

2023-02-14 02:03:29​

LOL!

elissaclips​

Yes. That’s how we know she can’t wipe​

NONE​

“art wife did show pics of her body”

['NONE']​

32233027-ccd7-469c-b865-160b5516a8f6​

2023-02-14 02:07:44​

Authoritarians gonna authoritate!

Spoiler: Masks off BAN THEM!

EgalitarianBtch​

There’s that old phrase “freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”​

NONE​

“nah, its not about fighting, its about freedom of speech ”

['NONE']​

2046ff66-01ac-4541-9ad3-8770f2544854​

2023-02-14 02:16:54​

EgalitarianBtch​

I personally ignored her for quite awhile, while others gave her that attention. The problem was no one else became the object of her obsessive behavior for quite a bit. I have really thick skin. I don’t really care about what strangers on the internet think of me. But being bombarded constantly was ridiculous. And I know others felt the same about her. Wasn’t it a better business decision for Nick to remove the one person who consistently violated TOS?​

NONE​

“so, we all have a right to speak what we feel, the problem is people gave her the attention she wanted”

['NONE']​

b9386a63-1092-4866-af93-7fe60d4bf3ce​

2023-02-14 02:29:37​

aCompleteRandom​

Cynthia's been gone a month. After 3 months of nonstop sperging and targeting other members of chat for harrassment. She spent 100 hours + a week attacking nick's supporter base. Eventually, she got banned. The subject is fucking dead. Yet you keep bringing it up. Every day. You drink? You try to revive a dead horse that even the bones have turned to dust. Stop being a fag.​

NONE​

“how so?”

['NONE']​

7fd65d6f-5c19-1d35-4c62-0feffd848922​

2023-02-14 03:17:25​

MrStirFry99​	yeah. Montigraph. lol. or however you spell it.​	NONE​	“Do we know what handle? ”	['NONE']​	14ce07a3-13b9-688c-0c5b-4937ca773674​	2023-02-14 07:05:31​
MrStirFry99​	I dont understand why he doesnt just ban him. why allow him in to get more "evidence" this isnt a freedom of speach issue.​	NONE​	NONE	['NONE']​	9b96758e-d3aa-830d-5bf6-2215b6d1fd64​	2023-02-14 07:05:31​

Nick claims @Cynthia Behave violated a private agreement and tried to 'harm his business':

Nick, your business is Karens, at the moment...

Spoiler: Lies or truth?

RekietaLaw​

this isn't true at all. stop being retarded​

NONE​

“@RekietaLaw banned Cynthia because people DM him”

['NONE']​

b0345d1a-1c95-76e9-5133-ec6ac3becb9d​

2023-02-14 01:55:03​

hydropx​

so tell us why​

NONE​

“this isn't true at all. stop being retarded”

['NONE']​

304e6978-4d6f-75de-8924-d588d75f3355​

2023-02-14 01:55:19​

RekietaLaw​

about a hundred TOS violations. She then agreed to leave if I did the thing she asked, I did the thing, she left temporarily and came back (although she never left) and then, most importantly, she actively threatened to harm my business. The only people I have banned entirely have been people who have threatened specifically to try and harm my business. Both of them did so by lying, so, they can GTFO​

NONE​

“so tell us why”

['NONE']​

29711bca-6c23-53e3-5882-1be224d62e3d​

2023-02-14 01:57:28​

elissaclips​

Okay but hear me out- the person harming your business was you. Also, I'll tell you this one time, you husk of a human, it is a violation of locals TOS to engage in harassment of another user. You're on the thinnest ice possible. You have been absolutely disgusting over the past week, literally subhuman.You have no rope left. I'm done addressing you. You've burned any credit with me you ever had and this is likely the last text from me that will ever be directed at you.​

NONE​

“about a hundred TOS violations. She then agreed to leave if I did the thing she asked, I did the thing, she left temporarily and came back (although she never left) and then, most importantly, she actively threatened to harm my business. The only people I have banned entirely have been people who have threatened specifically to try and harm my business. Both of them did so by lying, so, they can GTFO”

['NONE']​

9b534d15-0c7d-4b20-8c9e-a0cd58d96e05​

2023-02-14 01:59:21​

gnukman​

Rackets, u missed one​

NONE​

“Okay but hear me out- the person harming your business was you. Also, I'll tell you this one time, you husk of a human, it is a violation of locals TOS to engage in harassment of another user. You're on the thinnest ice possible. You have been absolutely disgusting over the past week, literally subhuman.You have no rope left. I'm done addressing you. You've burned any credit with me you ever had and this is likely the last text from me that will ever be directed at you.”

['NONE']​

9fac049b-fcc5-420a-a5a7-f09f21fcf9f8​

2023-02-14 01:59:56​

C_Layne​

The Pope has spoken so to those crying, kindly fuck off.​

NONE​

“about a hundred TOS violations. She then agreed to leave if I did the thing she asked, I did the thing, she left temporarily and came back (although she never left) and then, most importantly, she actively threatened to harm my business. The only people I have banned entirely have been people who have threatened specifically to try and harm my business. Both of them did so by lying, so, they can GTFO”

['NONE']​

21fbcb86-45d4-4cde-ab2a-54b224394a45​

2023-02-14 02:00:49​

hydropx​

IDK, i get it she was a bitch but IMO and of course i can be wrong, you went along with people who DMed you complaining about her and i get it you got tired of it * like tim now he has sub only chat* but the end of he day she was like everybody else, just not liked​

NONE​

“about a hundred TOS violations. She then agreed to leave if I did the thing she asked, I did the thing, she left temporarily and came back (although she never left) and then, most importantly, she actively threatened to harm my business. The only people I have banned entirely have been people who have threatened specifically to try and harm my business. Both of them did so by lying, so, they can GTFO”

['NONE']​

572ef0eb-1838-283b-a209-be9f638d7261​

2023-02-14 02:01:36​

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Nice...

The-Cole-Train​

Women are good for; cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters vaginas​

NONE​

NONE

['NONE']​

1abc8eb8-1650-4120-aae6-1f2da970611a​

2023-02-14 00:10:52​

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu thank you for archiving the chat for us, but imma have to disagree that the new format is better. Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile or maybe I’m just a faggot who doesn’t like change. Also hydropx spittin facts. Not gonna ask @Cynthia Behave for details about this “agreement” but is this something we have covered and I’ve forgotten?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I have to apologize to Lady Ours. I assumed that Ralph gave her AIDS while she was passed out and she passed it to Drunkieta. However, the current revelation that Ralph sucks dick for cock means that Nick is just Heteroflexible and got the Pozpig AIDS first.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lol he's never gonna hear the end of the "husk of a human" copypasta is he?
I'll admit its a good one.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu thank you for archiving the chat for us, but imma have to disagree that the new format is better. Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile or maybe I’m just a faggot who doesn’t like change. Also hydropx spittin facts. Not gonna ask @Cynthia Behave for details about this “agreement” but is this something we have covered and I’ve forgotten?

'Better in EXCEL' to clarify. I assume it is harder to read on a small screen. I take constructive criticism.

Also, going to slightly disagree. I think Cynthia *should* be asked if you want to ask her. Here choice to answer or not, and ours to form our own opinions of her response. That is the only way to judge people, by word and actions.

Lol he's never gonna hear the end of the "husk of a human" copypasta is he?
I'll admit its a good one.

It is funny because it is true and horrific. I thought it was an edgelord shitpost, but no... I saw the original in the chat... I cannot believe the gall it took to write that and channel his sophomoric level of smugness. And the clapping seal simps just lapped it up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu thank you for archiving the chat for us, but imma have to disagree that the new format is better. Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile or maybe I’m just a faggot who doesn’t like change. Also hydropx spittin facts. Not gonna ask @Cynthia Behave for details about this “agreement” but is this something we have covered and I’ve forgotten?

I think the "agreement" was just when Balldo Lawyer asked Cynthia what she wanted him to do and she said "just watch Claire's video and I'll leave" and he said he already had, which was when she left the first time (or at least stopped interacting with the Leather Shop and the Fluffers) before Balldo Man banned her.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I think the "agreement" was just when Balldo Lawyer asked Cynthia what she wanted him to do and she said "just watch Claire's video and I'll leave" and he said he already had, which was when she left the first time (or at least stopped interacting with the Leather Shop and the Fluffers) before Balldo Man banned her.

Ah yes thank you for the reminder I thought it was stupid so I forgot about it lol

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu it’s not necessarily that it’s small it just lays out the quotes and replies in a kind of side to side way instead of a bottom to top way which isn’t a problem it’s still readable just different if that process works better on your end then I’m cool with it

 

[feral cat #6385]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Good work. A couple things.

(1) If there is no quoted post or attachments instead of displaying NONE NONE NONE display nothing or simply a blank space. It makes the output a bit cleaner.
(2) It would be useful to capture the user name being responded to as well as the text being responded to.